(other thing)
A man named Gilderoy looked for some fun—
He sought another man who wanted men.
On seeing Severus, he thought, There's one!
And climbed upon his lap to play; but then,
Ungrateful bastard shoved him of his lap
While yelling curses colorful and crude.
The hook-nosed man departed with a slap
Resounding on the skin of Lockhart nude
Who chased him to his room and begged for sex
And said You should be proud I'd look at you!
When most would rather take their wand and hex,
With you I'll spend the night and morning too.
You really need not act like such a pill—
I'll service you if only you'll stay still.
