The Twelve Days of Kitty -- Day Eight
By: americananime
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A/N: Hehehehehe. I had to seriously think about how I was going to get in the eight maids a-milking.
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Kitty slowly headed to the office, closing her eyes. 'This, like, isn't happening,' She assured herself.

When she walked in the office, the next line of the song truly hit her.

"How did Lance talk me into this?" Ask Tabitha.

"I suppose it's all in the name of love," Moaned Storm.

"Little blackmailing snot," Muttered Rogue as she glared at Kitty with pure hate in her eyes.

"Uh, this isn't funny," Kurt's image inducer had been messed up again.

"Hey, I wonder what would happen if I set off the PA system," Jubilee was getting dangerously close to the PA system, and rolling up her sleeves.

"Lance had better pay me double," Said Jean.

Wolvsbane looked completely bored.

And if looks could kill, Mystique would have slaughtered Kitty. "Blackmail," She muttered, growling.

And then Kitty noticed, as she heard a 'moo' from the back ground, that they were all holding pails.

"Like, Oh man," Kitty muttered.

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"On the Eighth Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five Golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree."


A/N: I just thought I would be funny. It took so much energy to think up the girls, I started it one day and finished it three days later. BTW, in reply to Red Witch's comment that the versions differ (They do! But my favorite is STILL the Redneck Twelve Days), I am following the song in the Golden Book THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: A CHRISTMAS CAROL.