CHAPTER 3 ~ CONVERSATIONS

*note: In Linkin Park, I'm changing it so only Mike and Chester are here...

We were playing pool in the room. Osama was trying to force the piece of grass down Kate's
throat. Melissa was putting make-up on Mike. Tracy was throwing rocks at Chester. I was riding
Puuzi in small circles. Kate was choking Osama. All of the Gorillaz but Noodle lay drunk on the
floor. Noodle was bouncing off the walls. All of the sudden, we saw 6 figures, in bunny suits,
pink bunny suits walk into the cave.

Kate screamed,"Pink Rabbit!"

I screamed,"Ahhh!!!"

Kate replied,"Ahhh!!!" One of them walked up to Osama. It whispered something into it's
ear. He ran out crying and screaming. All the bunnies came out of their suits. Think.........

Okay, they was my 6 cousins Phil (4), Emily (1), Zach (13), Olivia (9), Hannah (10),
and Alex (13, he has one of those special ed problems or somethin). Olivia poked Kate, they had
poking wars. Zach chased Melissa around the cave. Mike chased them screaming,"You forgot the
sparkly lipstick!!!" Hannah got on the pool table and fell asleep. Phil talked to Chester about
dinosaurs. I was telling Emily things that you shouldn't do, but said she should, like,
"You should throw cups across the table and hit Grampi in the head and do it again. " Also,
"You should go to the intercom thing in Wal-Mart and say, 'I have to go poopie'". Noodle bit
Alex's head, He said,

"That tickles! You know, I pee and poop my pants when I get tickled, oooooooops. Will you marry
me?"

Noodle said,"Yah."

Melissa said,"Did I just hear a marrige proposal? When's the wedding?"

Alex did the head thing he does and said,"mmmmm, two hours."

Melissa went up to Noodle and said,"Okay, here is what everyone's goint to be, Osama's
priest, I'm singer, Emily, Hannah, and Jessie are bridesmaids. Kate's maid of honor. Zach is best
man. 2-D, Russel, Murdoc, and Phil are those other guys. Mike's flowergirl, Chester's ring barrer
, and Olivia plays the backround music." Noodle's response was to bite her on the nose. Melissa
said,"That's a yes!"

Alex said,"Now everyone, get to work, chop chop. Jessie? What are we doing?"

I replied,"DON'T ASK ME!!!"

Alex said again,"What are we doing, what's happening?"

I screamed,"I DON'T KNOW! STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!" Then I sat on his lap and bit
his shoulder. Osama came downstairs and gave Zaeki flowers, she was sleeping.

Osama asked Zaeki,"Will you marry me?" Zaeki woke up and slithered away very quickly.
Osama cried. I walked up to him. He said,"You know? I'm not just some stupid idiot that happens
to be a terrorist. You know what I mean?"

I yelled,"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

Melissa said,"She don't like you, neither do I, Goodbye! The dress rehearsal starts...
NOW!!! Go to your places!"

Tracy came up and said,"What do I do?"

Melissa said,"You're the parents, you sit in the audience and cry a lot." We all went
to our places. Osama put blahs were words would be,he was saving the words for the wedding.
Tracy skipped around. Noodle was on 2-D's shoulders and poking the places where his eyes would
be. Murdoc was being shaved by Kate. Olivia was rubbing stones together. Melissa was singing
Happy Birthday. Hannah was beating Alex up when he stood where he was supposed too. Mike was
riding Puuzi. Chester was running away from Rikki Tikki Tavi. I sat on the floor. Russel was
under a chair. Then Melissa stood up and screamed,"OKAY!!! REHEARSALS OVER! GET READY FOR THE
WEDDING!!!"

Chester said,"Where am I supposed to get rings?"

Melissa answered,"Ask Kate."

Then Mike asked,"Flowers?"

Melissa said,"Use grass instead." Chester walked up to Kate and asked for two rings.
She took hair and made them into rings.

Kate said,"Price Chopper! Radiooo!"(you know that song?). We all went to the place the
wedding would take place.