The New Improved Sorting Hat Song
A/n: HEY! I'm back... Well, sort of. I just got Harry Potter fanfic withdraw after a couple months... My one year anniversarry is coming up, so I figured I should just post a little something. I'm warning all of you, this is stupidity at it's highest level. I was joking around with my friends when I thought about this. So, please, don't review me saying this is already done and the dumbest thing you've ever read, because I already know. It was meant to be that way. ^_^
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The first years gathered into the Great Hall, expecting the marvelous sorting song they'd heard so much about before. But the Sorting Hat didn't seem as happy and cheerful as it usually did. In fact, when it was placed on the stool, it stood there for a moment in silence. When it finally spoke, everyone wished it hadn't....
Hey, I'm the Sorting Hat,
I'm tired of these stupid songs,
I wracked my brain trying to think of one,
As I sat on a shelf all year long,
Well, I'm tired of sugar-coating,
And telling lies of all sorts,
So here's the REAL story,
Of the houses at Hogwarts,
Hufflepuffs are loyal,
Oh yeah. Big whoop-di-doo,
Being loyal is the only thing,
Our dear Hufflepuffs can do,
Ravenclaws are wise,
But surely nothing more,
Because anytime you're with one,
They're always such a bore,
Slytherins are cunning,
Who made up this sh*t?
If Slytherins are anything,
JK Rowling's plot device is it,
Gryffindors are brave,
And it's Harry Potter's house, too,
It seems half decent,
But can you say "Mary-Sue?"
(Half of the Gryffindor table looks up and responds to the hat calling their name)
So kiddies, step up to the stool,
Are you boring, stupid, or lame?
Well I guess the whole school will find out,
When I call out your name,
Hurry up, McGonagall,
Come on, get over here,
So we can get this over with,
And start thinking about next year....
A/n: HEY! I'm back... Well, sort of. I just got Harry Potter fanfic withdraw after a couple months... My one year anniversarry is coming up, so I figured I should just post a little something. I'm warning all of you, this is stupidity at it's highest level. I was joking around with my friends when I thought about this. So, please, don't review me saying this is already done and the dumbest thing you've ever read, because I already know. It was meant to be that way. ^_^
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The first years gathered into the Great Hall, expecting the marvelous sorting song they'd heard so much about before. But the Sorting Hat didn't seem as happy and cheerful as it usually did. In fact, when it was placed on the stool, it stood there for a moment in silence. When it finally spoke, everyone wished it hadn't....
Hey, I'm the Sorting Hat,
I'm tired of these stupid songs,
I wracked my brain trying to think of one,
As I sat on a shelf all year long,
Well, I'm tired of sugar-coating,
And telling lies of all sorts,
So here's the REAL story,
Of the houses at Hogwarts,
Hufflepuffs are loyal,
Oh yeah. Big whoop-di-doo,
Being loyal is the only thing,
Our dear Hufflepuffs can do,
Ravenclaws are wise,
But surely nothing more,
Because anytime you're with one,
They're always such a bore,
Slytherins are cunning,
Who made up this sh*t?
If Slytherins are anything,
JK Rowling's plot device is it,
Gryffindors are brave,
And it's Harry Potter's house, too,
It seems half decent,
But can you say "Mary-Sue?"
(Half of the Gryffindor table looks up and responds to the hat calling their name)
So kiddies, step up to the stool,
Are you boring, stupid, or lame?
Well I guess the whole school will find out,
When I call out your name,
Hurry up, McGonagall,
Come on, get over here,
So we can get this over with,
And start thinking about next year....
