Blame Digimon

(sung to Blame Canada)

Times have changed pokemon are getting wild

They won't obey their trainers they just want to sleep all the while.

Should we blame Team Rocket?

Or blame Giovanni?

Or should we blame the chemicals in the sea?

No! Blame digimon

Blame digimon

With their big and soulful eyes

And talking mouths so full of lies

Blame Digimon, blame Digimon

We need to stop them in their tracks

Before they attack

Don't blame me, for my polywhirl

It spoke with Puppetmon, now it's screaming like a girl

And my Dratini once loved me for who I am

But now when I call it doesn't give a damn

Well, blame digimon, blame digimon,

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since digimon came along

Blame Digimon

Blame Digimon

What the hell is wrong with that place anyway?

Pikachu could have been a champion and a winner

Yes it's true

Instead he burned just like a Farfetched on a barbeque

Should we blame the Magmar

Should we blame Nurse Joy?

Or the officers who knew all about the ploy?

Heck no!

Blame Digimon

Blame Digimon

With all that D-3 hullabaloo

And that jerk Devimon too

Blame Digimon

Shame on Digimon

For the smut we must stop

The trash we must bash

We must join mends and raise a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuusssss!!