Akuma, Evil Ryu, Balrog, Vega, Sagat and M.Bison
all arrived at Dhalsims temple. They weren't together, its just that Dhalsim had
been pissing off all six of them with his heebie-jeebies magic lately. They
entered the huge gold empty temple to be greeted by a crossed legged levitating
Dhalsim inside.
"We have finally
found you dhalsim!!!" Akuma boomed.
"I take it you
lot stole my elephants???" Dhalsim said. " You people are evil, it's lonely and
echoey in here without them. They used to cheer for me but now there' gone!!!"
"Wait a sec, what
makes you think WE stole your elephants?" Bison inquired.
"Who else would
be evil enough to slaughter them, leaving bloody trails in my temple huh?"
They all turned
to Vega
"Hehehe…" he
muttered nervously. "HEY! I was hungry…" he said nervously
"Damn, you must
have been REALLY hungry to eat 6 elephants raw" Balrog commented.
"Gross" is all Evil
Ryu said
"ENOUGH CHATTER"
M. Bison bellowed. "Lets destroy the voodoo witchie…"
"YAH…." They all
screamed as they flew towards Dhalsim.
But he had a
trick up his sleeve. Throwing some purple dust in their way they all
immediately fell over unconscious.
And here's where
their nightmare began…
All 6 of them
were laying in a misty field, hills only grey outlines in the background…they
heard a booming voice…
"IT IS TIME TO
LEAVE…."
"Huh…wha?…" Balrog
said
"YOU HAVE
OUTSTAYED YOUR WELCOME…IT IS TIME TO GO TO THE OTHER SIDE…"
"Wait…are we dead
or something?" Balrog asked.
"NOOOO….I'M TOO
YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!!!" Vega screamed as he went into a fit.
Evil Ryu snorted
at that statement…"young my arse…" he said under his breath.
That's when the
studio lights came up, and the director behind the camera yelled "CAN YOU PLEASE
LEAVE NOW? WE ARE TRYING TO WORK!!!!"
All 6 fighters
them promptly moved their butts.
2 fighters walked
onto the set, one in a white gi and a red bandana, another in shorts and eye
patch.
" Hey, that looks
like 2 people dressed like Ryu and Sagat" Evil Ryu said.
"Yeah…"sagat
muttered as the lights dimmed
"STREET FIGHTER:
TRUE STORY BATTLE SCENE TAKE ONE…AAAANNNNNDDDDDD…ACTION"
At this point,
the Ryu-dressed guy pulled out a feather pillow and began hitting the Sagat-dressed
fellow with it, in which he responded by falling to his knees, and grovelling
to the other guy to stop.
"WHAT THE F…" Sagat
yelled "THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!" the director stopped the scene and ordered the
security guards with stun guns to "escort" the men outta the studio.
As they were
pushed out the front door of the studio they noticed there were 4 other studios.
There were lots of people walking around and before anyone knew what was
happening Akuma had disappeared. The other 5 fighters looked around.
"Where the hell
has he gone?" Evil Ryu asked.
" I dunno. Lets
have a look in studio 4" Bison said.
They entered
studio 4.
This studio was
used for making children's programmes.
4 happy faced
kids were sitting on the barney playground set, waiting for barney. Couple of
minutes later the sound manager was pushing a reluctant barney onto the set.
"FOR THE LAST
TIME I AM NOT F****** BARNEY!!!!!"
Gasps came from
the little kids.
" Oh don't act so
innocent, we know what you little brats are like in real life," yelled Evil Ryu-to
which all the kids nodded.
Barney, aka Akuma
shook his fists as he stumbled onto the set.
"TAKE
ONE…AND…ACTION!"
All the kids
gazed up at Barney, looking like little angels.
Silence followed,
that and that rolling hay thingy you see on westerns rolling across the set.
One of the little
kids pipped " are you gonna sing us a song barney???"
"What the
f-? NO I AM NOT, I AM EVIL DEMON AKUMA,
I WILL SCARE YOU WITH MY RAGING DEMON ATTACK!!!!!" he said shaking his fists.
The other 5
fighters behind the camera crew cracked up into fits of laughter.
The children
formed a ring around barney/akuma and began to sing. It was then the tweenies
arrived on the set for the tweenie/barney collaboration.
They also started
singing.
Akuma had had
enough of all this which was when he decided to execute his raging demon.
And this was
where another nightmare developed.
He couldn't.
And he stared
crying.
The other 5 just
laughed louder and louder until Evil Ryu pipped-
"Wait a sec, if
he can't fight, does that mean none of us can either?"
All the fighters
looked worried and try to execute some moves
"Tiger knee…"
"Hadoken…"
And etc. (I can't
remember all of them) they also started crying and balling and going into fits
as they realised none of them could fight.
The little obnoxious
kids on the barney set who can't act to save their life started hugging barney,
to which barney/akuma tried to shake them off. The film crew stopped filming,
and this was when the little kids got their chance…to raise hell. The little
"butter wouldn't melt in their mouth" kids turned on their violent streak and
began beating up barney/akuma. Keeping his head low he ran out of the building
with the other 5 following him up. Akuma ripped off the suit and started
screaming…
"THOSE F******
KIDS, THOSE F****** SUITS, I HATE CHILDRENS SHOWS!!!!" just then a group of gay
crewmen came up to them and grabbed Sagat's arm
"OH WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN DARRRLLLLLING? We have been looking all over for you…your group are
waiting sweetie…" to which the rest of the group looked in awe as Sagat was
dragged off to studio 1…the music video studio…