AKUMA'S, EVIL
RYU'S, BALROG'S, VEGA'S, SAGAT'S AND M.BISON'S
As Sagat was
dragged off to studio 1, the music video studio, the other's followed, curious
what these people wanted with Sagat and know exactly who's "Sagat's group"
were.
They entered
N'Sync's "pop" set, where the famous five were waiting.
"What the…hey, I
AIN'T PART OF NO BOY GROUP!!!"
"Oh but
darrrrllllling you must be, I mean, look at you, you gorgeous beast! You were
the handsomest out of these six so we assumed that you must be part of our
lovely boy band!!" said the gay clothes designer for the group.
This was where Vega's
nightmare came true. The idea of Sagat being better looking then him was a fate
worse than hell, but that was before his transformation…
"WHAT????!!! WHAT
ABOUT ME? I AM THE MOST GEORGEOUS ONE OUT OF THIS GROUP! LOOK AT ME!"
"Yes," said the
designer, "look at you." As he pulled out a mirror.
Vega had somehow
transformed into a scruffy, fat, hairy chested, stumpy, lazy eye'd 50 year old
English football hooligan.
"Oh my lord… this
is my worst nightmare…" Vega hoarsely whispered, trying to keep him self from
passing out.
Looking at Vega,
Sagat also said, "this is my worst nightmare too…"
"How's this YOUR
worst nightmare" Vega inquired.
"Because…"
"I really, really
fancy you…"
Vega and Sagat
took a moment to gaze at each other before simultaneously screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH…GEMMIE
OUTTA HERE!!!"
At which point
the other four grabbed them and ran.
Unfortunately,
the studio was awfully big, and they managed to run to the section where girl groups
film their videos.
More men
approached them, grabbed them, and dragged them off to the make-up rooms…
About 30 minutes
screams could be heard as the fighters had
Body waxes
("ouch")
Hair grooming ("ooohhh")
Make up applied
("uugghh-stop that!!!")
And faces punched
from them fidgeting ("oofff!!!"),
And because this
was a nightmare-they could not fight back.
The 6 fighters were
pushed onto 3 different sets.
Akuma, Balrog,
and Evil Ryu had been transformed in to the "bootylicious" versions of Destinys
Child, Sagat and M.Bison had been squeezed into teeny bopper clothes for they
were Daphane and Celeste (does anyone remember those annoying little brats?)
and Vega had been miraculously transformed into the ultimate teen idol…Britney
spears, wearing the "stronger" video costume. Filming started, and the fighters
wondered how they were going to get out of this one…
Balrog and Evil
Ryu pulled faces as they were asked to "shake their bootie's" at the camera.
Weirdly though, Akuma didn't have a problem with THAT request. Sagat and
M.bison were REALLY pissed off and
decided, when they got the chance, to jump off the set when no one was looking.
Vega was doing amazingly well as Britney, as his former scruffy,fat,hairy
chested, stumpy, lazy eyed 50 year old English football hooligan guise had
disappeared to be replaced with his own guise-dressed as Britney that is. (These
rapid changes are common in dreams-and nightmares of course).
Frightening thing
was, when Vega sang, he sounded EXACTLY like Britney. Now that's scary. While
the cameramen were loading the film, Sagat and M.Bison had made a break for it,
running as fasts as they can in those little costumes, the male version of Destiny
Child (you know who they are!) joined in running with them.
They found it
quite hard to coax Vega off of his set though.
"VEGA…" bison
boomed "GET OFF THE SET AND RUN!!!"
Vega hesitated
"Anyone would
think you were enjoying this Vega…"
Vega blushed.
Then enraged, shouted
" WHAT THE…HEY…I
AIN'T THAT F****D UP!!!"
"Then why won't
you come off the stage???" Sagat insultingly asked
"Well…because…ugghhh…the
stage is so high and…uggh, I'm wearing heels"
The stage was 4
inches from the ground
"And besides…I
ugghhh"
He couldn't think
of any excuses, and what really gave his real feelings away was the fact he
kept looking in the mirror off the side of the stage and brushing his costume
down, and of course admiring just how good he looked in that costume. (And
believe me, he looked frighteningly good in that costume.)
"Uh huh" Bison
muttered.
Akuma and Evil
Ryu, who really hadn't been paying attention to the other 3, just looking
around for spare clothes they could change into. When they looked at Vega
however, they fell madly in love.
"OHHHHHH COME
HERE BABY!!!!" Evil Ryu boomed
"COME GET BOOTYLICIOUS
WITH ME BABE!!!!" Akuma also boomed as they ran towards Vega.
And Vega ran
towards the exit.
The other 3 simply
sighed as they also followed the fighters.
As they exited
the studio they were transformed into their regular selves, minus costumes and
make-up. A scream came from the left of their group.
Akuma and Evil Ryu
were trying to hump Vega standing up. Luckily they all had their clothes on;
otherwise it could have gotten nasty. A moment later Akuma and Evil Ryu got off
of Vega, looking a little bewildered. Standing and scratching their heads in
confusion, they wondered what happened to that hot Britney spears impersonator
and why on earth Vega had appeared in her place. When they moment had passed
they put their minds on the question on hand…where the hell the exit of this
nightmare was.
It was then they
noticed a studio that was quite a distance form the other 4. It was placed in a
field behind an iron fence.
"Hey, maybe the
exit's through that studio!" Balrog said.
And since they
had any other choice or ideas, they headed towards studio 3.
They found the
door marked "EXIT"
But as they
walked through it, they realised that it really was just another studio.
Vega decided to
just ask if someone knew the way out so he approached a rather fat, hairy man
wearing a messy shirt.
Usually he would
have given a man like this grooming tips, but he decided to be polite.
"Erm, excuse
me…do u know how to exit this place?"
The man turned,
looked him up and down…
…And grinned.
"My my my you ARE
a fine specimen. Are you a model or something?"
"Er…no."
"Then you must be
an actor…"
"No…I'm not an
actor either"
"Well…that's just
too bad. You certainly have the looks. Why I bet many people would love to see
you in advertisements or in the movies. Have you ever considered being in a
movie?"
This conversation
had tripled Vega's ego, and had it been a physical manifestation, it would have
suffocated everyone in the studio. With a huge grin on his face he replied.
" I have
considered being in a movie, but never got the chance"
"Well…you're just
in luck young man as I am making a movie, and I would love to give you the lead
role!!!"
Vega beamed as the
fat hairy director escorted him on set.
As the other 5
were waiting by the exit for Vega, Sagat spotted a movie poster for a movie
this studio produced. He blinked. Then saw Vega being escorted onto set.
"He's making a
huge mistake…"
"Why's that Sagat?"
Evil Ryu asked
"Look at the
movies they make here…"
All 5 looked at
the poster and their jaws dropped…
