Standard Disclaimers Apply…

I didn't write "The 12 Days of Christmas" blah blah

(I do not mean to offend any Christmas carols. This is just for fun.)

A/N: For some reason "The 12 Days of Christmas" was stuck in my head at the same time I was thinking about Kenshin, so that's how I got this idea. For some reason I think I copied someone's story…so if I did copy your story don't sue! (I'm broke!)  Just e-mail me at shorty_grrrl26@msn.com to fix it. It's supposed to be stupid and not make any sense ok? Ho ho ho! Or in Kenshin's words Oro oro oro! Hehe. I'm in the Christmas spirit people! ^_^

The Twelve Days of Christmas

(Rurouni Kenshin Style!)

On Christmas day in the Kamiya Dojo, the Holiday cheer spread like wildfire. Mostly because of the sake! So everyone sang one of the best Christmas carols of all time!!!!! …Since they ran out of sake and they had nothing else to do!

Kenshin: "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to mmmeeeee!!! *stares at Kaoru*  A big load of laundrrrry!!!!!

Kaoru: Kenshin no baka!!!! *punches Kenshin in the face*

Kenshin: Orooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Kaoru: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeee!!! *looks at the beat-up Kenshin and sweat drops* Two sweat drops!

Kenshin: And a big load of laundrrryyyy!!!!

Kaoru: Kenshin!!!! *punches him again*

Kenshin: Orooooo!!

Megumi: Uhhh. Oh! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee!! *laughs with her kitsune ears poppin up* Three Chicken-heads!

Sano: Hoi Kitsune! I'm not a chicken head!!!!!!!

Kaoru: Ahem! Two sweat drops!

Kenshin: And a big load of laundrryy!!!

Yahiko: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meee! *looks shyly at Tsubame* Uhhhh

Tsubame: Four Yahiko-chans!

Yahiko: Don't call me chaaannn!!!!

Megumi: Three chicken heads

Kaoru: Two sweat drops!

Kenshin: And a big load of laundrrry!!!!

Sano: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee!!!! Five golden rrriiinnngggs!!!

Everyone: Huh?

Kenshin: Ano, Sano we're trying not to use the original lyrics!

Sano: But I really do want five golden rings. They're good to gamble with. Hehe.

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Yahiko: Four-

Tsubame: Yahiko-chans!

Yahiko: HOI!!

Megumi: Three chicken heads!

Kaoru: Two sweat drops!

Kenshin: And a big load of laundrrryyy!!

Tae: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to meee!!! *stares at Sano, light bulb flashes* Six tabs a-paying!!

Sano: Che, like I have enough money to pay my tab!!

Tae: You do if you have those five golden rings of yours!

Kenshin: Oro?!? Sessha thinks we should skip to eleven de gozaru yo.

Kaoru: Good idea Kenshin! Let's go!

Everyone (all the Oniwabanshuu, Juppon Gatana, those other characters): Hey what about us! You're skipping our parts!!

Saitoh: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to meee!! *everyone is horrified by his singing!* Ahous! Eleven cigarettes smoking!

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Hiko: Just skip all that other crap and go to MY part! Hehe. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeee!!! Twelve sakes brewinnggg!!!!

Sano: That reminds me Kenshin, I saw some sake bottles hidden in Jo-chan's private stash!

Kenshin: Really de gozaru? No wonder Kaoru-dono's not here anymore. Let's go!

As Kenshin and Sano stealthily slipped away….

Yahiko: Hoi everyone! Party at Busu's room!!!

Everyone: Yosha! More sake!!!

And the whole party moved to poor Kaoru's bedroom where she hid the good, extra-strong sake. Kaoru was too drunk to notice people were crashing into her room. And the party went on through  the night….

A/N: Hehehehehe….Ya that was stupid. I guess it's because I have a cold. @_@

Well I skipped a lot of stuff. That song is so long! I ran out of ideas for the verses.