WWF Goes To…The North Pole

Disclaimer: I do not own/know any of these characters in this story. It is made for enjoyment purposes only and it is completely fictional. I don't mean to cause offence to anyone and I am sorry if I do. Please do not sue me, as I have nothing you can possibly want! Please R & R! P.s Laura is a character from my other story…'Don't Touch What Isn't Yours'! _________________

Chapter 3: Room Debates

Somewhere in the middle of The North Pole hiding in the middle of an igloo named The Santa Saloon

Trish:   Matt…just outta curiosity, is it me or am I going slightly nuts or…are we in an igloo?

Matt:    Yes I believe so!

Jeff:     Haha, hoohoo, who'dya give the money too?

Lita:     Mwahaha, oh Jeff!

Matt:    What?

Austin: What???

Lita:     Matt…I dint say that!

Trish:   Hey you know what…have you ever thought about SHUTTING UP?

Lita:     Haha

Jeff:     Hoohoo

Kurt:    Milk! Milk! MILK! MILK I SAY MILK! Mwahaha, all I see is milk! White everywhere, its milk!

R.VD:  Kurt that's ice but everything is cool when you are R.V.D!

Kurt:    Woo, testify!

Kane:   Grrrr…

Taker:  Hey, are you not respecting me? You know what happens when you don't respect me, I get angry, and when I get angry I-

Lita:     Hush-

Jeff:     Huuush

Lita:     HUSH

Jeff:     Huuush

Lita:     Somebody is calling my name!

Matt:    I believe that they are the voices inside your deluded little head of yours you red haired ass kissing woman beating-

Jeff:     Hush!

Austin: What?

Kurt:    OOOOOO, this is getting exciting! Hit em, hit em!

Laura:  (Jumping from around the corner) C'mon Matt touch one, just touch one, c'mon touch it, just touch one (pointing to her breasts c'mon, touch one…just touch one!

Steph:  Did you know I laddered my-

Laura:  Nuck, nuck, oink, oink…Weeeee!

Matt:    Well if you insist-

Laura:  AAAAAHHHHH…Pla!

Matt:    What? I thought you said-

Laura:  Olalalala!

Matt:    Yes…

Laura:  Would you all like one of my cookies?

Austin: AAAAAAAAHHHHH…Debra! GET AWAY! AAAAAAHHHHH…What? I said AAAAHHHHHH!

Laura:  You know what my watch is saying? Its saying-

Austin: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! What? I said AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Stop-

Rock:   The Rock says will you both PLEASE-

Y2J:     SHUT…THE HELL UP!

Steph:  Oh Laura, may I please touch one!

Laura:  Oh, Mr fluffles, I do say! Not here, in public, lets go to a secluded location!

Matt:    Hey, guys my name is Matt Hardy and I…AAHHHHH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?

Lita:     Haha

Jeff:     Hoohoo

Rock:   Boo!

Kurt:    Woo!

Lita:     Eh?

Rock:   STOP! What in the blue hell do you think you are doing? Is your name The Rock? EH?

Austin: What?

Rock:   EH?

Jeff:     Guys…I wet myself!

Trish:   OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME JEFF!

Kurt:    UM! Santa isn't going to give you presents now! UM!

Jeff:     Matt, make him stop! Santa…Santa will give me presents, wont he?

Lita:     Yehuh!

Laura:  Nuhuh!

Lita:     HEY, get lost!

Laura:  WHAT? (Sticking out her chest chasing after Lita, waving her hands around) Come on then, you touch one! TOUCH ONE!

Matt:    Laura I thought you wanted me to touch one?

Jeff:     HUSH!

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Later on, inside the tiny igloo which seems to have grown and managed to fit in 17 people…

Matt:    So therefore, you ever tell me to hush I will stick your head up this pipe so far that you won't ever be able to-

Jeff:     Hush?

Matt:    You had a warning…

Lita:     But Matt…I didn't say that!

Trish:   (Jumping on top of Lita smacking her repeatedly) SHUT…UP…YOU…DIDN'T…SAY…ANYTHING…YOU…SAD…COW!

Kurt:    Jeff went himself again Matt!

Matt:    I DON'T CARE! Everyone, listen…we need to sort out our rooms here! Okay?

Trish:   Me and…oh dear Lord, me and Lita will share!

Y2J:     And me and Stacey-

Torrie: HEY!

Y2J:     And the little slut over there, Torrie will share a room!

Stacey: Ooh Jericho!

Steph:  Oooh, please get a room!

Y2J:     Okay (Dashing off with the two ladies in his arms)

Kane:   Grrrr…

Matt:    So I am guessing that's-

Taker:  I am going with R.V.D!

Matt:    Erm, Rob are you-

RVD:   Whoah Matt I don't mind, its cool…its cool, but then again everything is cool when your- (Suddenly disappearing into his room with Taker and a lot of painful noises are heard)

Matt:    Farewell then Rob, you weren't that bad! Wait, guys…no guys I am left with Jeff, Rock, Kurt, Steph, Perry, Austin, Edge and Christian! HELP!

H.H:     Don't worry citizen Matt, I am here…with you! Though we are far apart, you're always in my heart! WATCHA! You are not alone!

Kurt:    Oh Hurricane, I didn't know how passionately you felt for me…if you insist! WOO! It's true, it's damn true!

Matt:    WELL THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER!

Laura+Perry:  

Matt:    No…that was!

Laura:  C'mon Perry…let's go gnaws for bunny's…buz byz buz!

Matt:    Right! Getting scarier and scarier!

Steph:  Well I guess I will share with-

Edge:   Christian and Me!

Steph:  Why? I am the billion-dollar princess-

Edge:   (Whispering to Steph) …pppppssss…

Steph:  Oh Edge, RAAA! Okay we are in a room together!

Edge:   This is gonna reek of awesomeness!

Chris:   Okay but this time Edge don't leave me out!

Matt:    DON'T WANNA KNOW!

Jeff:     Matt who made Santa?

Rock:   The Rock will share with Austin, EH?

Austin: What? Hell no, WHAT?

Matt:    Okay you go with Jeff-

Austin: Hey Rocky lets go get pie!

Rock:   EH?

Matt:    No…no…oh great I am stuck with-

Jeff:     Matt…I done it again!

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Not as good as the first chapters I know, its my first comedy so don't be too harsh.

Like always I want to say a MASSIVE thanks to Twyst_Of_Fate_Gurl cos without her this story would be worse than it is. She helped me with the puns etc so go read her stories please, thank you!