WWF Goes To…The North Pole
Disclaimer: I do not own/know any of these characters in this story. It is made for enjoyment purposes only and it is completely fictional. I don't mean to cause offence to anyone and I am sorry if I do. Please do not sue me, as I have nothing you can possibly want! Please R & R! P.s Laura is a character from my other story…'Don't Touch What Isn't Yours'! _________________
Chapter 3: Room Debates
Somewhere in the middle of The North Pole hiding in the middle of an igloo named The Santa Saloon…
Trish: Matt…just outta curiosity, is it me or am I going slightly nuts or…are we in an igloo?
Matt: Yes I believe so!
Jeff: Haha, hoohoo, who'dya give the money too?
Lita: Mwahaha, oh Jeff!
Matt: What?
Austin: What???
Lita: Matt…I dint say that!
Trish: Hey you know what…have you ever thought about SHUTTING UP?
Lita: Haha
Jeff: Hoohoo
Kurt: Milk! Milk! MILK! MILK I SAY MILK! Mwahaha, all I see is milk! White everywhere, its milk!
R.VD: Kurt that's ice but everything is cool when you are R.V.D!
Kurt: Woo, testify!
Kane: Grrrr…
Taker: Hey, are you not respecting me? You know what happens when you don't respect me, I get angry, and when I get angry I-
Lita: Hush-
Jeff: Huuush
Lita: HUSH
Jeff: Huuush
Lita: Somebody is calling my name!
Matt: I believe that they are the voices inside your deluded little head of yours you red haired ass kissing woman beating-
Jeff: Hush!
Austin: What?
Kurt: OOOOOO, this is getting exciting! Hit em, hit em!
Laura: (Jumping from around the corner) C'mon Matt touch one, just touch one, c'mon touch it, just touch one (pointing to her breasts c'mon, touch one…just touch one!
Steph: Did you know I laddered my-
Laura: Nuck, nuck, oink, oink…Weeeee!
Matt: Well if you insist-
Laura: AAAAAHHHHH…Pla!
Matt: What? I thought you said-
Laura: Olalalala!
Matt: Yes…
Laura: Would you all like one of my cookies?
Austin: AAAAAAAAHHHHH…Debra! GET AWAY! AAAAAAHHHHH…What? I said AAAAHHHHHH!
Laura: You know what my watch is saying? Its saying-
Austin: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! What? I said AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Stop-
Rock: The Rock says will you both PLEASE-
Y2J: SHUT…THE HELL UP!
Steph: Oh Laura, may I please touch one!
Laura: Oh, Mr fluffles, I do say! Not here, in public, lets go to a secluded location!
Matt: Hey, guys my name is Matt Hardy and I…AAHHHHH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
Lita: Haha
Jeff: Hoohoo
Rock: Boo!
Kurt: Woo!
Lita: Eh?
Rock: STOP! What in the blue hell do you think you are doing? Is your name The Rock? EH?
Austin: What?
Rock: EH?
Jeff: Guys…I wet myself!
Trish: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME JEFF!
Kurt: UM! Santa isn't going to give you presents now! UM!
Jeff: Matt, make him stop! Santa…Santa will give me presents, wont he?
Lita: Yehuh!
Laura: Nuhuh!
Lita: HEY, get lost!
Laura: WHAT? (Sticking out her chest chasing after Lita, waving her hands around) Come on then, you touch one! TOUCH ONE!
Matt: Laura I thought you wanted me to touch one?
Jeff: HUSH!
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Later on, inside the tiny igloo which seems to have grown and managed to fit in 17 people…
Matt: So therefore, you ever tell me to hush I will stick your head up this pipe so far that you won't ever be able to-
Jeff: Hush?
Matt: You had a warning…
Lita: But Matt…I didn't say that!
Trish: (Jumping on top of Lita smacking her repeatedly) SHUT…UP…YOU…DIDN'T…SAY…ANYTHING…YOU…SAD…COW!
Kurt: Jeff went himself again Matt!
Matt: I DON'T CARE! Everyone, listen…we need to sort out our rooms here! Okay?
Trish: Me and…oh dear Lord, me and Lita will share!
Y2J: And me and Stacey-
Torrie: HEY!
Y2J: And the little slut over there, Torrie will share a room!
Stacey: Ooh Jericho!
Steph: Oooh, please get a room!
Y2J: Okay (Dashing off with the two ladies in his arms)
Kane: Grrrr…
Matt: So I am guessing that's-
Taker: I am going with R.V.D!
Matt: Erm, Rob are you-
RVD: Whoah Matt I don't mind, its cool…its cool, but then again everything is cool when your- (Suddenly disappearing into his room with Taker and a lot of painful noises are heard)
Matt: Farewell then Rob, you weren't that bad! Wait, guys…no guys I am left with Jeff, Rock, Kurt, Steph, Perry, Austin, Edge and Christian! HELP!
H.H: Don't worry citizen Matt, I am here…with you! Though we are far apart, you're always in my heart! WATCHA! You are not alone!
Kurt: Oh Hurricane, I didn't know how passionately you felt for me…if you insist! WOO! It's true, it's damn true!
Matt: WELL THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER!
Laura+Perry:
Matt: No…that was!
Laura: C'mon Perry…let's go gnaws for bunny's…buz byz buz!
Matt: Right! Getting scarier and scarier!
Steph: Well I guess I will share with-
Edge: Christian and Me!
Steph: Why? I am the billion-dollar princess-
Edge: (Whispering to Steph) …pppppssss…
Steph: Oh Edge, RAAA! Okay we are in a room together!
Edge: This is gonna reek of awesomeness!
Chris: Okay but this time Edge don't leave me out!
Matt: DON'T WANNA KNOW!
Jeff: Matt who made Santa?
Rock: The Rock will share with Austin, EH?
Austin: What? Hell no, WHAT?
Matt: Okay you go with Jeff-
Austin: Hey Rocky lets go get pie!
Rock: EH?
Matt: No…no…oh great I am stuck with-
Jeff: Matt…I done it again!
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Not as good as the first chapters I know, its my first comedy so don't be too harsh.
Like always I want to say a MASSIVE thanks to Twyst_Of_Fate_Gurl cos without her this story would be worse than it is. She helped me with the puns etc so go read her stories please, thank you!
