WWF Goes To…The North Pole
Disclaimer: I do not own/know any of these characters in this story. It is made for enjoyment purposes only and it is completely fictional. I don't mean to cause offence to anyone and I am sorry if I do. Please do not sue me, as I have nothing you can possibly want! Please R & R! P.s Laura is a character from my other story…'Don't Touch What Isn't Yours'!
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Chapter 4: The Search For The Grotto
Late at night, inside the Santa Saloon in Matt and Jeff's room…
Jeff: So my name is Bob if you take away the J and the E and both F's and then replace them with a B and an O and a B! See, aren't I wonderfully clever Matt? MATT? MATT!
Matt: Zzzzz…
Jeff: I am not here to be ignored…HA!
Matt: What? Hey…you woke me up…Jeff why am I…AAAAHHHH! I AM COVERED IN PEE!
Jeff: Um…I wonder who that coulda been, hehe! Hey Matt…no put it down! MATT! PUT THE WEAPON DOWN! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Matt: Ha, that took care of him! Waking me from my delightful dream.
???: (Mystery woman popping out of nowhere) Ah well done me dear, I am starting to like you! Alliterations…well done, bravo…bravo!
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Matt: Jeff…Jeff…hey pig face…my wonderful brother…Jeff…alien….oh mighty Jeff…JEFF! Jeff please get up…I may not like you at times…well I may not like you at all but I don't want you to die…well I mean I don't want to go to jail! JEFF!
Perry: Men eat fish pies when they are all out of vodka, you're welcome!
(Suddenly a ring at the door)
Matt: Oh great…if that's Perry I will-
Laura: Christmas Time, mistletoe and wine! Morning sweet cheeks…malarlar! How are you this morning, feeling particulalalary good?
Matt: Well now I have seen you I am feeling all the much-
Laura: Cuddly bumble!
Kurt: Hey guys, I just realised that…I left my teddy bear at home!
Laura: Hey you little smeg head, leave me alone!
Kurt: I didn't come here to-
Laura: Run along little boy, shoooo!
Kurt: But…but-
Laura: Don't make me hurt you boy…PLA!
Jeff: Boo!
Kurt: Woo!
Matt: Right?
Jeff: Zzzz….
Matt: No Jeff…Jeff…JEFF!
Laura: Matty, I came to give you some breakfast treats!
Matt: Oh really?
Laura: Yes…come here… come here…(whispering) do ya prefer maple syrup or whipped cream?
Matt: Erm…wow…whipped-
Laura: Sssssh…don't ruin the surprise. Once the sunsets…it will never melt…now I must go…(disappearing)
Kurt: Matt…she is nasty!
Matt: But wild-
Lita: Oh I see you are talking about me!
Matt: No…don't you get it, we're breaking up!!!
Lita: But…but…Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught Lita is distraught-
Matt: I GET IT! Also I don't care, because you know why-
Laura: Because I'm sexy!
Matt: Nooooo…
Laura: (With big puppy dog eyes) Oh!
Matt: WAIT…I didn't…COME BACK! (Running off after Laura)
Lita: But Matt… Lita is distraught…COME BACK!
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Steph: I…am…freezing…my-
Y2J: tits…off?
Steph: No…Mr…blondey…I…am…freezing…-
Stacey: I am freezing my ass of!
Steph: Yea, well done Stacey!
Stacey: No I am freezing my ass of!
Jeff: I know…
Matt: Jeff…its cold…we are in the middle of nowhere…and we are looking for an imaginary grotto…
Kurt: SANTAS GROTTO IS SOMEWHERE HERE!
Trish: (Grabbing Kurt and kissing him passionately) My work is done!
Kurt: …I…I…whoah (Falling on the floor)
Lita: I can do that! (Grabbing The Rock) Come-
Rock: The Rock says if you touch him he will take Matts-
Matt: Leave me outta this!
Rock: Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah…did The Rock say you could interrupt him, EH?
Austin: Shut up, WHAT, shut up, WHAT, shut up, WHAT, and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold-
Jeff: Matt!
Austin: What?
Taker: Guys…are you not respecting me?
Y2J: Would you all please SHUT-
Kane: Grrr…
Taker: Kane is that all you can say?
Kane: Grrr….
RVD: That's cool…
Edge: Let me guess, but everything is cool when you're-
RVD: R.V.D!
Taker: Grrr…
Kane: Now who is the one-
Taker: Grrr
Jeff: Is everyone cold?
All: YES!!!
Jeff: I have an idea…I found these two icicles…we can take them and rub them together to make a fire!
All: Oh lord…
Jeff: Hey…that is a great idea! It will make a fire…silly's!!!
Kurt: WOO! WOO! LOOK…WOO…ITS…WOO…SANTAS…WOO…GROTTO!
Matt: Oh great…
K+J: Come on…lets hurry up before Santa goes home!
Matt: Huh?
Jeff: COME ON! HE MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE SOON TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD…Oh how wonderful he is!
H.H: Citizen Jeff-
All: SHUT UP!
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Like always I want to say a MASSIVE thanks to Twyst_Of_Fate_Gurl cos without her this story would be worse than it is. She helped me with the puns etc so go read her stories please, thank you!
