WWF Goes To…The North Pole
Disclaimer: I do not own/know any of these characters in this story. It is made for enjoyment purposes only and it is completely fictional. I don't mean to cause offence to anyone and I am sorry if I do. Please do not sue me, as I have nothing you can possibly want! Please R & R! P.s Laura is a character from my other story…'Don't Touch What Isn't Yours'!
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Chapter 5: Santa's Grotto
Far, far away in the middle of the North Pole, in Santa's Grotto…
K+J: WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
Matt: Now guys…let me warn you…you both better be on your best behaviour.
K+J: We cross our hearts!
Matt: Okay…now no running off, we don't want to lose you.
Y2J: We don't?
Rock: The Rock says we let these two jabronis stay here while we fly all the way back to America and smell what The Rock is cookin!
Matt: Right…no! We came here for these two to see Santa…anyway guys do you promise?
K+J: We promise!
Stacey: Oh Matt you are so wonderful and Kind-
Lita: And so mine!
Matt: Hey…Lita don't you get it…we are breaking up!
Lita: But Matt-
Trish: She dint say that!
Steph: Oh Trish…Hahaha…your so funny…haha!
Trish: Stop it!
Perry: Polar bears malt when Christmas trees shine…your welcome!
Lita: Thank you Perry…
Taker: Guys…thank me…THANK ME…are you not respecting me again! That's it…you will respect me and you will stay outta my yard!
Kane: Grrr…
Y2J: Would you please SHUT the hell up!
Rock: The Rock wants pie!
Kurt: Well if you have been a good little boy like me and Jeff you will get given pie for Christmas!
Rock: What in the blue hell are you talking about? Eh?
Kurt: Santa…he will get you pie for Christmas if you really want it…
Jeff: And if you are on his good list, like Kurt and me.
Rock: Listen here jabronis, Santa is as fake as-
Y2J: Steph's tits-
(Suddenly red lights start flashing and hundreds of tiny little elves run out and pick up The Rock and Y2J)
Elves: Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real…(Disappearing with Y2J and The Rock)
Jeff: OH NO! THEY WERENT GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLIES!
Steph: Oh dear, at least the billion-dollar-princess was a good girl.
Matt: What by increasing the amount of men you have harassed and slept with?
Trish: Matt…that wasn't very nice!
Matt: I know, Laura likes bad boys.
Lita: But Matt…don't you care Lita is distraught?
Matt: Lita…it's a script…get over me!
Stacey: While I get on you, Mwahaha!
RVD: Cool…cool…
Chris: Oh put a sock in it…
Edge: Why don't all of you shut up?
Kane: Grrr…
Edge: SHUT UP! I think that I am the only one here who is normal.
Steph: No way, you were doing disgusting things to the billion-dollar-princess you naughty boy!
Chris: Yea you were sick bro.
Edge: What can I say…scream if you want it!
Elves: Aaaaahhhhhh…
Edge: NO…NO…(Elves picking Edge, Christian and Steph up) HELP!
Steph: My name is Stephanie McMahon fur and unless you put me down I will get my daddy to fire you…PUT ME DOWN! (Suddenly disappearing like Y2J and The Rock)
Stacey: Well Matt…it looks like its just you and me.
Jeff: No Stacey, don't lie…Santa doesn't like liars so stop lying because Santa (Suddenly the elves come running back again and pick up Jeff and Stacey)
Stacey: No…no put me down…Matt help me my baby!
Jeff: NNNNNNOOOOOO…AAAAAAHHHHHHH…MATT…KURT…
Kurt: Haha…its true…its damn true!
Matt: Sorry bro…see you soon, I will get you a present.
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Later on, further inside Santa's Grotto…
Laura: Argh, hello and welcome to Santa's Grotto. Let me tell you about the Christmas Story of Egbert, the wee Irish Leprechaun like meself here, the little tinker…the-
Lita: Oh shut up…
Laura: What? WHAT?
Austin: HEY…don't be me! Don't be me! DON'T BE ME! I SAID-
Matt: Austin no one is saying what.
Trish: Guys I have a massive migraine so if you don't mind.
Kurt: Oh come here then my darling, I knew you wanted me!!! (Grabbing Trish and kissing her)
Trish: AAAAAHHHH! (Falling to the floor and being whisked up by elves and disappearing like the others)
Kurt: What she said she was under mistletoe so I kissed her.
Matt: Kurt she said migraine.
Kurt: Oh…woo!
Laura: Cuddly bumble…now back to moi. (Suddenly music 'Santa Baby music' hits and Laura is in a sexy, small Santa outfit.) Matty baby…so hurry down my chimney tonight.
Matt: Well I do say.
Laura: Matty baby, hurry down my chimney tonight.
Matt: OKAY!
Laura: (Evil cackling) Mwahaha…mwahaha…MWAHAHA! (Grabbing ahold of Matt, throwing him into a sack saying bad boys and running off) Mwahaha!
Matt: HELP!
Lita: HEY…GET BACK HERE NOW!
Stacey: HEY…Back off he is mine!
Trish: Guys…GUYS! COME BACK HERE!
Taker: Don't leave me with Jeff…he doesn't respect me-
RVD: That's cool-
Kane: Grrr…
Taker: BOTH OF YOU…PREPARE! MWAHAHA!
Austin: Don't…what…I said don't leave me here on my own…WHAT? And that's the bottom line…GUYS…(Crying) Come back, WHAT, come back!
(Suddenly Kurt realises he is all alone)
Kurt: Oh…wow…I have been waiting for this moment all my life…to meet the ol wonderful Nicholas! Oh…(Knocking on door to Santa's Grotto) Hello?
(Suddenly all the lights go off)
Kurt: AAAAAAHHH!
Santa: Hello…Kurt, and welcome…Mwahaha!
Kurt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Getting better again…or not? Please state some improvements…thanks! More soon if I get enough good reviews!
Like always I want to say a MASSIVE thanks to Twyst_Of_Fate_Gurl cos without her this story would be worse than it is. She helped me with the puns etc so go read her stories please, thank you!
