WWF Goes To…The North Pole

Disclaimer: I do not own/know any of these characters in this story. It is made for enjoyment purposes only and it is completely fictional. I don't mean to cause offence to anyone and I am sorry if I do. Please do not sue me, as I have nothing you can possibly want! Please R & R! P.s Laura is a character from my other story…'Don't Touch What Isn't Yours'!

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Chapter 5: Santa's Grotto

Far, far away in the middle of the North Pole, in Santa's Grotto…

K+J:     WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

Matt:    Now guys…let me warn you…you both better be on your best behaviour.

K+J:     We cross our hearts!

Matt:    Okay…now no running off, we don't want to lose you.

Y2J:     We don't?

Rock:   The Rock says we let these two jabronis stay here while we fly all the way back to America and smell what The Rock is cookin!

Matt:    Right…no! We came here for these two to see Santa…anyway guys do you promise?

K+J:     We promise!

Stacey: Oh Matt you are so wonderful and Kind-

Lita:      And so mine!

Matt:    Hey…Lita don't you get it…we are breaking up!

Lita:      But Matt-

Trish:    She dint say that!

Steph:   Oh Trish…Hahaha…your so funny…haha!

Trish:    Stop it!

Perry:   Polar bears malt when Christmas trees shine…your welcome!

Lita:      Thank you Perry…

Taker:  Guys…thank me…THANK ME…are you not respecting me again! That's it…you will respect me and you will stay outta my yard!

Kane:   Grrr…

Y2J:     Would you please SHUT the hell up!

Rock:   The Rock wants pie!

Kurt:    Well if you have been a good little boy like me and Jeff you will get given pie for Christmas!

Rock:   What in the blue hell are you talking about? Eh?

Kurt:    Santa…he will get you pie for Christmas if you really want it…

Jeff:      And if you are on his good list, like Kurt and me.

Rock:   Listen here jabronis, Santa is as fake as-

Y2J:     Steph's tits-

(Suddenly red lights start flashing and hundreds of tiny little elves run out and pick up The Rock and Y2J)

Elves:   Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real… Santa is real…(Disappearing with Y2J and The Rock)

Jeff:      OH NO! THEY WERENT GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLIES!

Steph:   Oh dear, at least the billion-dollar-princess was a good girl.

Matt:    What by increasing the amount of men you have harassed and slept with?

Trish:    Matt…that wasn't very nice!

Matt:    I know, Laura likes bad boys.

Lita:      But Matt…don't you care Lita is distraught?

Matt:    Lita…it's a script…get over me!

Stacey: While I get on you, Mwahaha!

RVD:   Cool…cool…

Chris:   Oh put a sock in it…

Edge:    Why don't all of you shut up?

Kane:   Grrr…

Edge:    SHUT UP! I think that I am the only one here who is normal.

Steph:   No way, you were doing disgusting things to the billion-dollar-princess you naughty boy!

Chris:   Yea you were sick bro.

Edge:    What can I say…scream if you want it!

Elves:   Aaaaahhhhhh…

Edge:    NO…NO…(Elves picking Edge, Christian and Steph up) HELP!

Steph:   My name is Stephanie McMahon fur and unless you put me down I will get my daddy to fire you…PUT ME DOWN! (Suddenly disappearing like Y2J and The Rock)

Stacey: Well Matt…it looks like its just you and me.

Jeff:      No Stacey, don't lie…Santa doesn't like liars so stop lying because Santa (Suddenly the elves come running back again and pick up Jeff and Stacey)

Stacey: No…no put me down…Matt help me my baby!

Jeff:      NNNNNNOOOOOO…AAAAAAHHHHHHH…MATT…KURT…

Kurt:    Haha…its true…its damn true!

Matt:    Sorry bro…see you soon, I will get you a present.

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Later on, further inside Santa's Grotto…

Laura:   Argh, hello and welcome to Santa's Grotto. Let me tell you about the Christmas Story of Egbert, the wee Irish Leprechaun like meself here, the little tinker…the-

Lita:      Oh shut up…

Laura:   What? WHAT?

Austin:  HEY…don't be me! Don't be me! DON'T BE ME! I SAID-

Matt:    Austin no one is saying what.

Trish:    Guys I have a massive migraine so if you don't mind.

Kurt:    Oh come here then my darling, I knew you wanted me!!! (Grabbing Trish and kissing her)

Trish:    AAAAAHHHH! (Falling to the floor and being whisked up by elves and disappearing like the others)

Kurt:    What she said she was under mistletoe so I kissed her.

Matt:    Kurt she said migraine.

Kurt:    Oh…woo!

Laura:   Cuddly bumble…now back to moi. (Suddenly music 'Santa Baby music' hits and Laura is in a sexy, small Santa outfit.) Matty baby…so hurry down my chimney tonight.

Matt:    Well I do say.

Laura:   Matty baby, hurry down my chimney tonight.

Matt:    OKAY!

Laura:   (Evil cackling) Mwahaha…mwahaha…MWAHAHA! (Grabbing ahold of Matt, throwing him into a sack saying bad boys and running off) Mwahaha!

Matt:    HELP!

Lita:      HEY…GET BACK HERE NOW!

Stacey: HEY…Back off he is mine!

Trish:    Guys…GUYS! COME BACK HERE!

Taker:  Don't leave me with Jeff…he doesn't respect me-

RVD:   That's cool-

Kane:   Grrr…

Taker:  BOTH OF YOU…PREPARE! MWAHAHA!

Austin:  Don't…what…I said don't leave me here on my own…WHAT? And that's the bottom line…GUYS…(Crying) Come back, WHAT, come back!

(Suddenly Kurt realises he is all alone)

Kurt:    Oh…wow…I have been waiting for this moment all my life…to meet the ol wonderful Nicholas! Oh…(Knocking on door to Santa's Grotto) Hello?

(Suddenly all the lights go off)

Kurt:    AAAAAAHHH!

Santa:   Hello…Kurt, and welcome…Mwahaha!

Kurt:    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Like always I want to say a MASSIVE thanks to Twyst_Of_Fate_Gurl cos without her this story would be worse than it is. She helped me with the puns etc so go read her stories please, thank you!