PILOT NUMBER FIVE
by Rabidus Femina (RF)
Disclaimer: I don't own Wufei, but if I did, I'd probably make him do something like this to embarrass a Wu-fan friend of mine. Ever the history buff, I give credit where credit is due. I was inspired by the many Mambo Number Five parodies in the GW fandom. You all know who you are! 'Mambo Number Five' is owned by Lou Bega.
Ladies and gentleman--
This is Pilot Number Five!
::Wufei walks out on stage, pale::
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the war, so come on let's fight
For the peace in store just 'round the corner
The boys said they'll fight to the end
But I really don't wanna
Get in a battle like I did last week
I must stay Me
Coz talk is cheap
I like Justice, valor, combat, and victory
And as they continue
You know they gettin' sweeter
::Wufei smirks and twirls::
So what can I do
I really Thank you, my Lord
To me fighting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good
Let me jump in
And send in the trumpet
::Wufei cues trumpet::
Chorus
A little bit of Nataku, in my life
::Wufei twerks his hips, glaring off-stage::
A little bit of Sally, by my side
::Wufei sways from side to side::
A little bit of Treize, all I need
::Wufei looks a bit uneasy like 'Was this is the script?'::
A little bit of Zechs, is what I seek
::Wufei: To kill, that is.::
A little bit of Heero, in the sun
::Wufei looks increasingly ill::
A little bit of Trowa, all night long
::Wufei staggers::
A little bit of Quatre, here I am
::Wufei: I think I've got a fic-writer to kill.::
A little bit of YOU makes me a man
::Wufei: *snorts, laughing*::
Pilot Number Five
Jump up and down
And move it all around
::Wufei jumps around on stage::
Move your weapon to the sound
::Wufei brings his knee up::
Push your rival to the ground
::Wufei takes a step forward::
Take one jump left
::Does so::
And one kick right
::And that::
One to the front
::Also does that::
And one to the side
::And that, too::
Clap your hands once
::see above::
And punch your hands twice
::that too::
And if it looks like this
::Wufei repeats above::
Then you're doing it right!
Chorus
Trumpet, the trumpet
Pilot Number Five
Ha, ha, ha
::Wufei laughs::
Chorus
I'd do all to
Win against a girl like you
Coz you can't run
And you can't hide
::Wufei raises eyebrow::
Confuse me with 02 and you'll hit the sky
::Growls::
Pilot Number Five
::Wufei bows and quickly exits the stage, grabs his teddy bear (blackmail), and leaves::
Wufei: Are you happy, writer-girl?
RF: ::gasping through laughter:: Yup!
To all Wufei fans: I am a Wufei fan. I just think the fact that Wufei is paired up with anything on two legs (gundams non-withstanding) just because the poor fellow is the fifth pilot and therefore the odd-man-out in the pairing game. Poor Fei-chan. I'm pretty sure I'm scarred him for life.. ::shrugs:: Please leave your comments, flames, or praise. I'm a budding fic-writer, and I'd love for any 'veterans' to give me a few pointers!^^
by Rabidus Femina (RF)
Disclaimer: I don't own Wufei, but if I did, I'd probably make him do something like this to embarrass a Wu-fan friend of mine. Ever the history buff, I give credit where credit is due. I was inspired by the many Mambo Number Five parodies in the GW fandom. You all know who you are! 'Mambo Number Five' is owned by Lou Bega.
Ladies and gentleman--
This is Pilot Number Five!
::Wufei walks out on stage, pale::
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the war, so come on let's fight
For the peace in store just 'round the corner
The boys said they'll fight to the end
But I really don't wanna
Get in a battle like I did last week
I must stay Me
Coz talk is cheap
I like Justice, valor, combat, and victory
And as they continue
You know they gettin' sweeter
::Wufei smirks and twirls::
So what can I do
I really Thank you, my Lord
To me fighting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good
Let me jump in
And send in the trumpet
::Wufei cues trumpet::
Chorus
A little bit of Nataku, in my life
::Wufei twerks his hips, glaring off-stage::
A little bit of Sally, by my side
::Wufei sways from side to side::
A little bit of Treize, all I need
::Wufei looks a bit uneasy like 'Was this is the script?'::
A little bit of Zechs, is what I seek
::Wufei: To kill, that is.::
A little bit of Heero, in the sun
::Wufei looks increasingly ill::
A little bit of Trowa, all night long
::Wufei staggers::
A little bit of Quatre, here I am
::Wufei: I think I've got a fic-writer to kill.::
A little bit of YOU makes me a man
::Wufei: *snorts, laughing*::
Pilot Number Five
Jump up and down
And move it all around
::Wufei jumps around on stage::
Move your weapon to the sound
::Wufei brings his knee up::
Push your rival to the ground
::Wufei takes a step forward::
Take one jump left
::Does so::
And one kick right
::And that::
One to the front
::Also does that::
And one to the side
::And that, too::
Clap your hands once
::see above::
And punch your hands twice
::that too::
And if it looks like this
::Wufei repeats above::
Then you're doing it right!
Chorus
Trumpet, the trumpet
Pilot Number Five
Ha, ha, ha
::Wufei laughs::
Chorus
I'd do all to
Win against a girl like you
Coz you can't run
And you can't hide
::Wufei raises eyebrow::
Confuse me with 02 and you'll hit the sky
::Growls::
Pilot Number Five
::Wufei bows and quickly exits the stage, grabs his teddy bear (blackmail), and leaves::
Wufei: Are you happy, writer-girl?
RF: ::gasping through laughter:: Yup!
To all Wufei fans: I am a Wufei fan. I just think the fact that Wufei is paired up with anything on two legs (gundams non-withstanding) just because the poor fellow is the fifth pilot and therefore the odd-man-out in the pairing game. Poor Fei-chan. I'm pretty sure I'm scarred him for life.. ::shrugs:: Please leave your comments, flames, or praise. I'm a budding fic-writer, and I'd love for any 'veterans' to give me a few pointers!^^
