Disclaimer: I own everything!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha. Ok so mabey I don't but you know that, so sue me.

Never mind please don't sue me I have absolutly no money. And I don't own the HP chars they belong to WB and J.K. Rowling. The plot and Erin Robensom are mine. Every one else you don't recognize or isn't Erin belongs to themsevles.



FanFiction Gone Wrong



"Eight...Nine...Ten." The girls opened thier eyes and looked around at the street that they had appeared on. "I can't believed it actually worked." Monica said. Erin turned around and started to tugg on stephie's shirt sleeve. "Guys look it's the leaky cauldron." She said as she finnally turned stephie around. "Wow." The girls said. "Well are we going to stand around gawking or go inside?" Abby asked. One by one they all scrambled to get inside. Erin walked up to the bar, "We are first timers and we cant get into the diagon alley could you give us a hand?" she asked Tom the bartender. He said "Yeah sure you need anything else?" "Maybe a room when we get some money." Erin told him. " Well i will make sure and hold a nice one for you. How many of there are you?" He asked. " Ummmmm just a second" she said as she turned around to count. " One two three four five six ." she muttered to herself. She turned around to face the man and said sheepeshly, " Six." "Ok well i will hold two rooms with a conjointing door of coarse." He said as he led them out back. "Three up two across." he said as he tapped the bricks with his wand. The wall opened and they walked into diagon alley. "Wow, we sould have asked for more money" Monica said dumb struck by the gleaming stores and their beautiful displays. "On to Gringgots." Erin said as she marched forward like the goofball she was. "Sometimes she embarreses me." Abby said shaking her head. " Hey it's what money does to people." Stephie said. Nichole nodded in agreement and they set off to follow Erin. "Where is she?" asked Mo. "I bet I know where she is." Laura said and tapped the person next to her, a short brown haired witch talking with her friends, "Excuse me how do you get to Quality Quidditch supplies?" She asked. "Just down the street and to your left." The girl said pointing it out. "Thanks." Laura said. "No problem, hey are you from America or something?" she replied. "Yeah transfers to Hogwarts." Laura said offhandedly. "Cool well see you." she said turning back to her friends. Laura nodded and they set off. They got to Q.Q.S. (A.N. it's easier that way.) and found Erin practaclly drooling over the Firebolt in the window. "I should have guessed." Stephie said. Abby looked like she was fighting with herself she kept looking longinly at the broom and in less than a second was at the window drooling along with Erin. Monica shook her head. Once they had peeled Abby and Erin off the window ( leaving drool marks down the front) they walked to gringotts. They approched the head goblins desk and Abby stepped forward. "We would like to make a few withdrawls from our accounts please." She said adjusting her blue lensed sun glasses looking like someone you would find in one of those expensive coffe shops. "Names?" He asked. "Abbigal Stuart, Erin Robenson, Stephanie Tyler, Nichole Wesley, Monica Monroe, Laura DuBose." She said as his book of records flipped to thier page. "Do you have your keys?" Ha asked looking at them. Abby pulled out her keys from her left pocket and signaled the others to also. They held up thier keys, Two to a person. "Why do you have two keys?" He asked. "We have a community vault that we all use and a seperate one each to ourselves." She told him. He nodded then said "Gristol show them to thier vaults." Another goblin came up, took the paper the head goblin held out for him, and said "This way." in a low but squeaky type of voice. He led them out of the big room through one of the many doors and got in a cart the girls squished in and they set off down to their vaults. "First up community vault number 643." Gristol said as they stopped in front of a vault. "Key please." Abby handed him the key for the community vault. He stuck it in the lock and turned. the door opened and the girls gasped. They could barely go in three feet it was that full. "Wow did we ask for this much or did they do it on purpose." Erin asked. "We asked for it." Laura replied. Abby looked at gristol and asked "You wouldn't happen to have any bags would you?" Gristol pulled out a small packet from his pocket and asked "What size?" "Large please and only one." She said. After she had stuffed the bag full of enough Knuts, Sickles, and golden Galleons for at least three terms she got back in the cart and they took off for the next vault. They all had the same amount in them as did the community vault and they all seemed to have something extra in them. Abby had a big gold puffy midevil type couch and tea table and five really preatty dress robes one for instance was a red see through material with a scarlet red silk underlay with a high waist trimmed with gold ribbon/thread with a gold belt with a few fake rubies, the sleeves , off shoulder, looked rather midevil as they were the long droop sleeves, at the bottom of the dress was a great amount of gold glitter that got lighter as it went up and a headress of thin flat gold with a train type thing with red high-heeled needle point heels, (A.N. once again that was written by the person i based abby on and not me.), Laura had a huge book on Astronamy signs and how to recognize them and a quick quotes quill and binder with their entire journey mapped out, Stephanie had a Nimbus 2001and a huge dark green pillow, Nichole had a TV, DVD player, and a cd case that would give anything she asked for, Monica had a huge box of high needle point heeled shoes and tons of dresses, pants, ect. and a crystal ball and stand. Last but not least was Erin's vault and everyone was looking forward to see what she got. She went in and got some money for herself and so on and then looked around for her gift at first she didn't think she got anything but then her feet bumped something on the floor it was a case and a pack of brand new tarot cards. She looked at the tarot cards and put them in her back pocket then turned to the case. It was a rather big case but when she picked it up it turned out to be a bag she set it down and looked for a card. There was one tyed to the handle it read...



Dear Erin,

Thanks for the idea about the extra gifts it was really

cool but the only reson I did it was because you are

possibly the coolest person I've ever met please find

enclosed the special thing we talked about back in your

room I really hope you like the color though i'm not sure

you'r house would agree but still i hope you enjoy this gift

a whole bunch and I look forward to having you to make

fun of at school.

Your's Truly,

Draco Malfoy

XOXOXOXO

"Well erin what did you get tell us already." Monica said through the door. Erin opened the top of the bag and looked inside, the top of a green harley davedson peeked up at her. She smirked knowing that Abby would freak out. She closed the bag and walked out of her vault. "Well?" Abby promted. "I got a note." Erin said. "Thats it?" Monica asked. "No I also got a pack of tarot cards and something else." She said patting the bag. "Let me see the note." Laura said. She handed it to her and got in the cart. It sped off. Laura read it quickly and then asked "What was the thing you guys talked about?" "Something." Erin said vaugely. "Erin come on tell us!!!" Nichole asked/said/demanded. "Later." she said. "No your going to tell us now." Abby said. "All right but only Abby and no telling." Erin said. She leaned over and whispered to Abby. "No way?!?!?!"Abby asked incrediously. Erin nodded and opened the bag for her to see but not the others. Abby gasped and said "Dude how are you going to get it out?" she asked. "It unzips all the way so i can get it out." Erin replied smileing at the look of aww on her face. (A.N. If you'r wondering where the other girls stuff is its all in the same type of bag that Erin has.) The girls left gringotts an hour later and they headed back to the leaky cauldron to rent the rooms and put thier stuff up. As they walked into the little backyard type thing in the back erin stopped and put down her bag. "I'm going to open it here you guys ok but i don't want you watching so turn around and cover your eyes." They turned and covered thier eyes. Erin opened the bag on its side and unzipped the zippers wich became longer by the second by the time she had finished unzipping it had grown to about five feet. She pushed off the bag and looked at her new gleaming green harley davidson Sirius Black flying style motercycle. She jumped on and started the motor the girls whipped around and gasped. "Is that a Motercycle?" Nichole asked. "Not just a motercycle, A FLYING motercycle." Erin said. She kicked it into gear and was hovering a few feet off the ground. Just then Tom came out and nearly fainted. "That's a flying motercycle." He said "The only other person I know that has a flying motercycle would be Sirius Black and he's on the run from the ministry for murdering thirteen people with one curse how on earth did you get that?" He asked. Erin turned off the motor and the bike fell to the ground. "I have an in with Draco Malfoy he seems to fancy me." She said grinning. "And besides everyone knows that Sirius Black is innocent." she said rolling her eyes. "Innocent?!?!?! My left foot he's innocent." Tom said. "You mean you don't know?" asked Monica gapping. "Gosh how un- informed are these English people?" Abby said. "How can you not know? I mean it's commen knowledge that Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew switched secret keeper at the last moment to get Vol- I mean You-Know-Who to go after Sirius instead of the real secret keeper. Peter Pettigrew had been passing information to the dark side even before Lily and James were married everyone who's anyone knows that." Erin said eyebrows raised and head shaking. "But what about when he blew up the street?" Tom asked. "That was Peter he tried to make it look like Sirius was the bad guy and he blew up the street he also cut off his finger and seeing as James Sirius and Peter were all illiegal animangus, James as stag, Sirius a big black dog, and peter believe it or not was a rat, figures, anyway peter transformed and went down to the sewer with the other rats it's so simple youd have to be stupid not to see it. They gave him an unfair trial I thought the ministry didn't belive i didn't think the public hated him too." She said. Tom shook his head and asked "How do you know this all?" "Like I said It's commen knowledge anyone who's read the books would know that." she told him. "What books?" he asked her. "Just some books written by a certain auther who seemed to know a whole bunch about Harry and his friends." she said listlessly examining her nails. "Anyway do you have the rooms because we have the money now." Abby said. "Yeah i got them but tell me more about this." He asked. "Ok but i have a better idea." Erin said as they walked inside.