Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls.
Contains spoilers for the season 6 episodes up to Wrecked which includes *that* scene from Smashed. If you're old enough to watch the show then you can read this. :-)
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Dusting vamps with vim and vigour,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Helps me keep my waif-like figure
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Watch those demons turn to ashes
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
Snowflakes that stay on your nose and eyelashes... ooops wrong song!
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaa!
Hmmm, I guess we have amnesia,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
If we had I.D it would make things easier,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Anyway, I'm Joan, he's Horny... er Randy!
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
It could be worse, like Brandy or Gandhi,
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaa!
I just kissed Spike! Hope no one saw us!
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Jeez this carol has a lousy chorus,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Gotta patrol; those demons need hunting,
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
Spike! I said there would be no grunting!
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaa!
Bring the house down round our ears,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
I've not had this much fun in years,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Belt and zipper with one hand... oh!
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
Wow! It's true! Spike goes commando!
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Contains spoilers for the season 6 episodes up to Wrecked which includes *that* scene from Smashed. If you're old enough to watch the show then you can read this. :-)
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Dusting vamps with vim and vigour,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Helps me keep my waif-like figure
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Watch those demons turn to ashes
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
Snowflakes that stay on your nose and eyelashes... ooops wrong song!
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaa!
Hmmm, I guess we have amnesia,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
If we had I.D it would make things easier,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Anyway, I'm Joan, he's Horny... er Randy!
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
It could be worse, like Brandy or Gandhi,
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaa!
I just kissed Spike! Hope no one saw us!
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Jeez this carol has a lousy chorus,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Gotta patrol; those demons need hunting,
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
Spike! I said there would be no grunting!
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaa!
Bring the house down round our ears,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
I've not had this much fun in years,
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Belt and zipper with one hand... oh!
Tra la la la la la la la la laaa
Wow! It's true! Spike goes commando!
Tra la la la laa la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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