Allen Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne or this song. I forget who does, but it ain't me. So don't sue, just sing along!
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Allen got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Van's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Gaddes, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much vino,
And we begged him not to go.
But he forgot Scherazade,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
His puffy sleeves had been deflated,
With incriminating Claus marks on his back.
Allen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Van's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Gaddes, we believe.
Now, we're all proud of Millerna,
She's been taking this so well.
See her flirting hard with Dryden,
Drinking wine and playing chess with Van Fanel.
It's not Christmas without Allen.
Even the pyros dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Allen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Van's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Gaddes, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a gold and spikey candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Allen's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Allen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Van's house, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Gaddes, we believe.
