Hey there! Okay, yeah I'm the same HelgaGP but I changed my pen name because of certain events involving Friday, we all know what I'm talking about! Man that made me mad!! oh! hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving! Here's the fifth chapter to Invader jen! sorry about any spelling errors or anything, this doesn't have a spell check! stupid human device! oh well! enjoy!
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chapter 5- Zims big surprise
Gir was sitting on the couch, late one night, watching his favorite show "The Scary Monkey Show" when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Gir! Get the door!" Zim called from his lab. Gir took a drink of his brain-freezy but stayed where he was, eyes glued to the t.v.
knock, knock, knock.
"Gir!?" Zim called again. Nothing. Zim came up from his lab through the toilet in the kitchen, grabing a pop on the way. he walked out to the living room, with his black wig and contacts on. "GIR!!" Zim shouted again, now standing right next to the couch. Nothing. He waved his free hand infront of the robot's eyes. Gir took a bite of his chocolate cupcake but did not notice his master in any way.
knock, knock, knock!
Zim gave Gir an odd look and sighed. "Stupid monkey." he muttered as he walked over to the front door and opened it a crack. "Yes?" Zim asked, giving the visitor an annoyed look.
"Zim?" A girl was standing out on the front step, shoulder-length blonde hair, blue eyes, lavender sweater, blue jeans and black boots. Her skin was a light shade of green but Zim didn't notice this. She smiled a little at him.
"Yes, I am Zim, and no, I don't want any make-up or cookies or whatever." He tryed to shut the door but the girl put out her green hand and stoped him and pulled the door fully open.
"i'm not selling cookies." She said. He noticed that her voice seemed strangly familiar but he couldn't place it.
"Whatever you are selling I want none of it." Zim said getting even more annoyed.
"I'm not selling anything, Zim!" She answered. She smiled at him, enjoying the fact that she was confussing him. "Don't you know who I am?" She asked. Zim looked at her as if she were crazy.
"I don't know you, and I'm sure that you don't know me!" Zim replied, getting fusterated. "Now if that is all I must be going. Good day!" He tryed to shut the door again but the girl caught it again.
"I know who you are, Zim." She said patiently. Zim laughed a little.
"Oh really?" He said, giving her a look that said that he highly doubted that. "Who am I?" He challenged.
"You want me to say it right here?" She asked.
"Yes" Zim answered, sure that this wierd human girl had no real idea as to who he really was.
"Okay Zim." The girl said smiling at him. "Or should I say "Invader" Zim?" Zim's eyes flew open, his jaw droped and his hand tightened around the half empty pop can.
"W-w-what?" Zim stamered. He stared at the girl, not wanting to believe what she had just said.
"Invader Zim? Irken invader? On a mission from the Allmighty Tallest Red and Purple? That IS who you are? Right, Zimmy?" The girl asked, smiling, she looked like she could say more if she wanted to. But, to Zim's relief, she didn't.
Zim stood, frozen, stareing at this strange girl who seemed to know everything about him. Thoughts raced through his head. He should say it wasn't true! That she had the wrong person! That she was crazy! Anything! But somehow he knew the girl wouldn't believe him. Then something else made even Zim's thoughts freeze for a moment. This girl had just called him "Zimmy". There was only one person who had ever called him that!
"Jen!?" Zim exclaimed.
"Hi Zim." His cousin answered running her fingers through her new blonde hair. The pop can fell from Zim's hand and rolled over to one of the gnomes. The pop ran out and made a puddle around the base of the robot. The gnome jumped, blue sparks flew from it, lighting up the dark night air around it then took off across the lawn zig-zaging in every direction.
Cat, now dressed in a suit resembling a blue plush cat doll, jumped out from behind one of the other gnomes where he had been playing a game of hide-and-seek with himself. Then Gir, now in his green dog suit, ran passed Zim out the door and jumped down the steps. The two S.I.R.s saw each other and froze staring at one another. They both waved their right hand, then their left, they touched each other's hand, then jumped back. They both screamed happily and ran off together after the crazy gnome.
Jen broke out laughing, watching the two robots take turns riding the gnome around the yard and chasing each other through the three remaining gnomes. Zim stood, still in shock.
"B-but how?" He demanded once he had found his voice again. "How could they send you on the same mission as ME!?"
"I'm not on a mission." Jen answered with a shrug, then she cast a quick glance over her shoulder as if expecting Red and Purple to be back there. "I ran away!"
Zim's eyes got bigger.
"Let me come in and I'll tell you everything." Jen said and without waitting for an invitation she pushed her cousin through the door and let herself in.
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"You're crazy!" Zim shouted at Jen after she had gotten done telling her story. They were now sitting at the table in Zim's kitchen. Gir and Cat had settled down on the couch in the other room to watch some t.v.
"No. By the looks of this place I'd say you're the crazy one, Zimmy!" Jen replied. She gave the strange kitchen a quick once-over. (You all know what Zim's kitchen looks like so i'm not gonna type it all!) Jen shook her head making the blonde hair of her wig sway, and she "tisk-tisked" at Zim.
"Oh! And I supose YOUR base is better?" Zim demanded. "You probably don't even have a base, and if you don't then you're NOT staying with me! So don't get any ideas!"
"Relax. I don't have a 'base' but I do have a home." Jen said. "As I have said before, I ran away and i'm NOT going back! Earth is my home now! Earth, not Irk. Earth, not Irk. Do you get it?" Zim nodded getting annoyed with his cousin. "Good. come on I'll show you!" Jen said as she got up, grabed Zim's arm and pulled him out of the kitchen, through the living room and the two S.I.R.s who didn't even notice them, out the door and across a section of the black top circle. Jen lead Zim into a yard so much unlike his own that he would have never guessed that anything other than human lived there!
A fence surounded the yard completely except where the sidewalk branched off and split Jen's yard exactly in half. A row of pink petunias lined both sides of the sidewalk. A maple tree stood in one corner of the fence. The house it's self had two stories, dark blue sideing and was surounded by a border of small rocks stretching out for about six feet, two green bushes were planted on either side of the front steps. It blended in nicely with the surounding houses.
Jen unlocked the door and went in, Zim followed, silently, as he looked around the living room that they were now standing in. Other than the black wires and pipes that covered the ceiling, this room looked normal too. A big, fluffy, navy-blue couch sat in the middle of the room faceing a large t.v. infront of the couch was a wooden coffee table. The walls were painted navy blue and the carpet was the same color. All the navy gave the room a dark look even though it was dimly lit by a light that didn't seem to be coming from any place in particular. This mysterious light was the only source of light except for a window by the door.
There was also a pink i-mac on a wooden table that served as a computer desk. The bright pink seemed a little out of place in the darkly painted room. Zim searched the room for a flaw but, compared to his own, this room was just too.....human.
"You can't stay here!" Zim cried.
"Why?" Jen asked, confussed.
"I forbid it! That's why!" Zim shot back "Fir one thing....where will you keep the voot-cruiser?"
"In an under ground shed. That's where it is now." Jen answered. "An I'm staying, no mater what you say."
"You can't! You MUST listen to me!" Zim yelled, getting mad. He searched his brain for a reason. "I'm taller!"
"By three inches!" jen replied. "And it doesn't mater! We're not on Irk any more!"
"I'm older!" Zim exclaimed, not willing to give up.
"Two months! And i don't care!" Jen said, giving her cousin a strange look. Zim stood there, trying to think of something that would make Jen give him his way, but, he couldn't come up with any thing.
"Fine! stay here!" Zim said finaly. "But don't come to me for anything!"
"Okay." Jen shruged, not caring what Zim said. Zim looked at her as if she had gone crazy. Then he turned and stormed out the door angerly. "Bye, Zimmy!" She called after him. He slamed the door, egnoring her.
Jen didn't care. She was staying right there. She didn't care what Zim said!
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Okay! Hope you liked that! If you did, please write a review! Hey! even if you didn't like it please write a review! tell me it sucked if you really want to! just PLEASE review! Let me know that you read it! just write your name if you want! Infact tell me about the weather for all I care! I just want to know that SOMEONE is reading this!!!!!! Thank-you!!!
~ Invader Jen
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chapter 5- Zims big surprise
Gir was sitting on the couch, late one night, watching his favorite show "The Scary Monkey Show" when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Gir! Get the door!" Zim called from his lab. Gir took a drink of his brain-freezy but stayed where he was, eyes glued to the t.v.
knock, knock, knock.
"Gir!?" Zim called again. Nothing. Zim came up from his lab through the toilet in the kitchen, grabing a pop on the way. he walked out to the living room, with his black wig and contacts on. "GIR!!" Zim shouted again, now standing right next to the couch. Nothing. He waved his free hand infront of the robot's eyes. Gir took a bite of his chocolate cupcake but did not notice his master in any way.
knock, knock, knock!
Zim gave Gir an odd look and sighed. "Stupid monkey." he muttered as he walked over to the front door and opened it a crack. "Yes?" Zim asked, giving the visitor an annoyed look.
"Zim?" A girl was standing out on the front step, shoulder-length blonde hair, blue eyes, lavender sweater, blue jeans and black boots. Her skin was a light shade of green but Zim didn't notice this. She smiled a little at him.
"Yes, I am Zim, and no, I don't want any make-up or cookies or whatever." He tryed to shut the door but the girl put out her green hand and stoped him and pulled the door fully open.
"i'm not selling cookies." She said. He noticed that her voice seemed strangly familiar but he couldn't place it.
"Whatever you are selling I want none of it." Zim said getting even more annoyed.
"I'm not selling anything, Zim!" She answered. She smiled at him, enjoying the fact that she was confussing him. "Don't you know who I am?" She asked. Zim looked at her as if she were crazy.
"I don't know you, and I'm sure that you don't know me!" Zim replied, getting fusterated. "Now if that is all I must be going. Good day!" He tryed to shut the door again but the girl caught it again.
"I know who you are, Zim." She said patiently. Zim laughed a little.
"Oh really?" He said, giving her a look that said that he highly doubted that. "Who am I?" He challenged.
"You want me to say it right here?" She asked.
"Yes" Zim answered, sure that this wierd human girl had no real idea as to who he really was.
"Okay Zim." The girl said smiling at him. "Or should I say "Invader" Zim?" Zim's eyes flew open, his jaw droped and his hand tightened around the half empty pop can.
"W-w-what?" Zim stamered. He stared at the girl, not wanting to believe what she had just said.
"Invader Zim? Irken invader? On a mission from the Allmighty Tallest Red and Purple? That IS who you are? Right, Zimmy?" The girl asked, smiling, she looked like she could say more if she wanted to. But, to Zim's relief, she didn't.
Zim stood, frozen, stareing at this strange girl who seemed to know everything about him. Thoughts raced through his head. He should say it wasn't true! That she had the wrong person! That she was crazy! Anything! But somehow he knew the girl wouldn't believe him. Then something else made even Zim's thoughts freeze for a moment. This girl had just called him "Zimmy". There was only one person who had ever called him that!
"Jen!?" Zim exclaimed.
"Hi Zim." His cousin answered running her fingers through her new blonde hair. The pop can fell from Zim's hand and rolled over to one of the gnomes. The pop ran out and made a puddle around the base of the robot. The gnome jumped, blue sparks flew from it, lighting up the dark night air around it then took off across the lawn zig-zaging in every direction.
Cat, now dressed in a suit resembling a blue plush cat doll, jumped out from behind one of the other gnomes where he had been playing a game of hide-and-seek with himself. Then Gir, now in his green dog suit, ran passed Zim out the door and jumped down the steps. The two S.I.R.s saw each other and froze staring at one another. They both waved their right hand, then their left, they touched each other's hand, then jumped back. They both screamed happily and ran off together after the crazy gnome.
Jen broke out laughing, watching the two robots take turns riding the gnome around the yard and chasing each other through the three remaining gnomes. Zim stood, still in shock.
"B-but how?" He demanded once he had found his voice again. "How could they send you on the same mission as ME!?"
"I'm not on a mission." Jen answered with a shrug, then she cast a quick glance over her shoulder as if expecting Red and Purple to be back there. "I ran away!"
Zim's eyes got bigger.
"Let me come in and I'll tell you everything." Jen said and without waitting for an invitation she pushed her cousin through the door and let herself in.
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"You're crazy!" Zim shouted at Jen after she had gotten done telling her story. They were now sitting at the table in Zim's kitchen. Gir and Cat had settled down on the couch in the other room to watch some t.v.
"No. By the looks of this place I'd say you're the crazy one, Zimmy!" Jen replied. She gave the strange kitchen a quick once-over. (You all know what Zim's kitchen looks like so i'm not gonna type it all!) Jen shook her head making the blonde hair of her wig sway, and she "tisk-tisked" at Zim.
"Oh! And I supose YOUR base is better?" Zim demanded. "You probably don't even have a base, and if you don't then you're NOT staying with me! So don't get any ideas!"
"Relax. I don't have a 'base' but I do have a home." Jen said. "As I have said before, I ran away and i'm NOT going back! Earth is my home now! Earth, not Irk. Earth, not Irk. Do you get it?" Zim nodded getting annoyed with his cousin. "Good. come on I'll show you!" Jen said as she got up, grabed Zim's arm and pulled him out of the kitchen, through the living room and the two S.I.R.s who didn't even notice them, out the door and across a section of the black top circle. Jen lead Zim into a yard so much unlike his own that he would have never guessed that anything other than human lived there!
A fence surounded the yard completely except where the sidewalk branched off and split Jen's yard exactly in half. A row of pink petunias lined both sides of the sidewalk. A maple tree stood in one corner of the fence. The house it's self had two stories, dark blue sideing and was surounded by a border of small rocks stretching out for about six feet, two green bushes were planted on either side of the front steps. It blended in nicely with the surounding houses.
Jen unlocked the door and went in, Zim followed, silently, as he looked around the living room that they were now standing in. Other than the black wires and pipes that covered the ceiling, this room looked normal too. A big, fluffy, navy-blue couch sat in the middle of the room faceing a large t.v. infront of the couch was a wooden coffee table. The walls were painted navy blue and the carpet was the same color. All the navy gave the room a dark look even though it was dimly lit by a light that didn't seem to be coming from any place in particular. This mysterious light was the only source of light except for a window by the door.
There was also a pink i-mac on a wooden table that served as a computer desk. The bright pink seemed a little out of place in the darkly painted room. Zim searched the room for a flaw but, compared to his own, this room was just too.....human.
"You can't stay here!" Zim cried.
"Why?" Jen asked, confussed.
"I forbid it! That's why!" Zim shot back "Fir one thing....where will you keep the voot-cruiser?"
"In an under ground shed. That's where it is now." Jen answered. "An I'm staying, no mater what you say."
"You can't! You MUST listen to me!" Zim yelled, getting mad. He searched his brain for a reason. "I'm taller!"
"By three inches!" jen replied. "And it doesn't mater! We're not on Irk any more!"
"I'm older!" Zim exclaimed, not willing to give up.
"Two months! And i don't care!" Jen said, giving her cousin a strange look. Zim stood there, trying to think of something that would make Jen give him his way, but, he couldn't come up with any thing.
"Fine! stay here!" Zim said finaly. "But don't come to me for anything!"
"Okay." Jen shruged, not caring what Zim said. Zim looked at her as if she had gone crazy. Then he turned and stormed out the door angerly. "Bye, Zimmy!" She called after him. He slamed the door, egnoring her.
Jen didn't care. She was staying right there. She didn't care what Zim said!
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Okay! Hope you liked that! If you did, please write a review! Hey! even if you didn't like it please write a review! tell me it sucked if you really want to! just PLEASE review! Let me know that you read it! just write your name if you want! Infact tell me about the weather for all I care! I just want to know that SOMEONE is reading this!!!!!! Thank-you!!!
~ Invader Jen
