Hey there! yeah, i was gonna post this chapter yesterday but i got on a HUGE sugar high from eating to many cherry cough-drops and fruit roll ups so i wrote that strange little story instead!!! You got a problem with that?!? i didn't think so!! ok! so here is the...umm.....6! yaaaaay!!! Diiiiiiiiiiiiib!!!!!
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Chapter 6- Oo look! It's Dib!
"Gaz! Gaz!" Dib cried running down the stairs and running into the darkened living room. His sister was in her usual place sitting on the large red couch and playing her Game Slave 2 which was hooked up to the t.v. "Gaz! I picked up on another alien landing near Zim's house last night!" Dib exclaimed excitedly. "I'm going over to investigate!"
"Be quiet!" Gaz muttered without taking her eyes off her game.
"If I'm not back in an hour then--"
"I told you to BE QUIET!" Gaz interupted, sounding very annoyed. "I am only 5 levels from beating this game. If I were to loes because of YOU then you would leave me no choice but to make your life a living nightmare." The whole time she was talking she never took her eyes off the screen. Dib stared at Gaz for a moment.
"You know, That is starting to get really old!" Dib informed her.
"Yeah? Well, your alien obsession got old a long time ago but you don't hear me complaining, now do you?" Gaz replied.
"But you always complain about--"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr" Gaz growled, cutting him off again. Dib backed away from the couch and his sister slowly, then turned and ran out the door. He slowed to a walk again when he reached the main side walk and headed tward Zim's house.
It was a beautiful morning. The blue sky was cloudless and the flowers in the yards were all in full bloom. No one would have suspected a thing! Well, except Dib of course, but then again, Dib was always suspecting something! The autum air around was pleasently warm. So warm infact that Dib almost took off his black jacket. But, not knowing what he would do with it if he did take it off, he desided against it.
Dib walked slowly, injoying this unusualy nice weather. Skool didn't start for another hour and a half so there was no need to hurry.
After a few minutes He reached Zim's blue-green house. Dib peeked around the corner of the fence and surveyed the oddly decorated yard. The security gnomes didn't seem to be turned on and one was missing. Dib stored the new information of the missing gnome in the back of his mind. Maybe he could use it later to atempt to dig down to the alien's underground labs!
Dib ran pass the remaining gnomes and crouched against the side wall, waiting a few moments incase Zim came out. He didn't. Dib circled the house a couple of times, looking in windows, searching the ground, looking for any evidence of a new alien living there. But he found nothing. He circled the house once more, just to be sure. But, from what he found, there was nothing new at Zim's.
Promissing himself that he would come back after skool and make another check, Dib ran pass the gnomes and back to the main side walk.
He sighed. Maybe there was a glitch in his equipment. Maybe it had just been an asteroid or some junk coming through the atmosphere. Or maybe Zim had desided to go for a cruise.
Dib started walking tward skool. He would think about it later. Right now he was going to get some pictures of those Vampire Gerbils in action!
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Dib was sitting in his desk in Miss. Bitters' classroom. Miss. Bitters was talking of the usual stuff, death, doom, and torcher devices she wished she could use on them, when there was a knock on the door. Miss. Bitters went to answer it then steped out into the hall for what felt like not long enough to the students who feared her return.
When she did return a blonde girl was following her.
Dib sat up straiter in his desk and his eyes grew larger behind his glasses. The first thing he noticed about this new girl was her skin, it was green! Then he noticed that she didn't have a nose and, even though the shoulder length blonde hair hide the sides of her head, he could tell she didn't have any ears! She was obviously an alien!
"Class, this is Jen." Miss. Bitters informed them. "She will be joining our filthy little class. Though I haven't the slightest idea WHY she would want to do that!" Miss. Bitters paused to look over the class, then at Jen. "If there is anything you would like to say, say it now or FOREVER regret it." Miss. Bitters snaped at her. Jen scaned over her new class mates.
"Hi." Jen began. "Umm..... I don't really have anything to say.... I'm sure you all know Zim.....umm....he's my cousin... I guess that's all there really is to know about me.....soo..."
"How about the fact that YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!" Dib cried jumping out of his desk. Jen's eyes flew open in surprise, she stood frozen in front of the class, facing everyone. But everyone was facing Dib, except Zim who was staring at his desk.
"Come ON people!! Can't you see?!?!" Dib cried, desprate for someone to believe him. "They both have green skin! and they don't have a nose! Or ears!"
"It's a skin condition." Jen said. She now looked at Dib as if he were crazy. "And it runs in our family." Everyone looked from Jen back to Dib and gave him strange looks.
"Come off it already Dib!" Bryan said. "I supose you're still trying to find proof that Old Kid is an alien too, right?"
"Old Kid died last month!" Dib exclaimed. "Heart failure!"
"Yeah, yeah! But how about those "Vampire Gerbils"? huh? Ever get some good pictures of them?" Zeta mocked from her new seat two desks behind Zim.
"I got some great ones this morning! I'll go get them!" Dib said.
"Dib! Sit back down!" Miss. Bitters comanded. "Jen, you can take the desk behind Zim." Jen nodded and went to her seat. Dib sat down and watched Jen carefully. Her clothes looked normal enough, lavender sweater and blue jeans, but that pink and gray back pack that stayed on her back with out straps was definently NOT normal!
Suddenly Jen looked strait at Dib. Their eyes locked for a moment. Jen gave him a questioning look as if to say: "How do you know?" Dib glared back at her and turned to face the front of the room again.
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Yaaay! i got another chapter posted! Dib is my fav charecter! yaaaaaay Dib! yay yay yay! okay, yeah! well hope you all liked it! pleeeeeeeeeeeease review! please please please please please please please! hey! its fun to type please! bye bye for now!
~HelgaGP (I changed my name back! i like this beter!)
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Chapter 6- Oo look! It's Dib!
"Gaz! Gaz!" Dib cried running down the stairs and running into the darkened living room. His sister was in her usual place sitting on the large red couch and playing her Game Slave 2 which was hooked up to the t.v. "Gaz! I picked up on another alien landing near Zim's house last night!" Dib exclaimed excitedly. "I'm going over to investigate!"
"Be quiet!" Gaz muttered without taking her eyes off her game.
"If I'm not back in an hour then--"
"I told you to BE QUIET!" Gaz interupted, sounding very annoyed. "I am only 5 levels from beating this game. If I were to loes because of YOU then you would leave me no choice but to make your life a living nightmare." The whole time she was talking she never took her eyes off the screen. Dib stared at Gaz for a moment.
"You know, That is starting to get really old!" Dib informed her.
"Yeah? Well, your alien obsession got old a long time ago but you don't hear me complaining, now do you?" Gaz replied.
"But you always complain about--"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr" Gaz growled, cutting him off again. Dib backed away from the couch and his sister slowly, then turned and ran out the door. He slowed to a walk again when he reached the main side walk and headed tward Zim's house.
It was a beautiful morning. The blue sky was cloudless and the flowers in the yards were all in full bloom. No one would have suspected a thing! Well, except Dib of course, but then again, Dib was always suspecting something! The autum air around was pleasently warm. So warm infact that Dib almost took off his black jacket. But, not knowing what he would do with it if he did take it off, he desided against it.
Dib walked slowly, injoying this unusualy nice weather. Skool didn't start for another hour and a half so there was no need to hurry.
After a few minutes He reached Zim's blue-green house. Dib peeked around the corner of the fence and surveyed the oddly decorated yard. The security gnomes didn't seem to be turned on and one was missing. Dib stored the new information of the missing gnome in the back of his mind. Maybe he could use it later to atempt to dig down to the alien's underground labs!
Dib ran pass the remaining gnomes and crouched against the side wall, waiting a few moments incase Zim came out. He didn't. Dib circled the house a couple of times, looking in windows, searching the ground, looking for any evidence of a new alien living there. But he found nothing. He circled the house once more, just to be sure. But, from what he found, there was nothing new at Zim's.
Promissing himself that he would come back after skool and make another check, Dib ran pass the gnomes and back to the main side walk.
He sighed. Maybe there was a glitch in his equipment. Maybe it had just been an asteroid or some junk coming through the atmosphere. Or maybe Zim had desided to go for a cruise.
Dib started walking tward skool. He would think about it later. Right now he was going to get some pictures of those Vampire Gerbils in action!
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Dib was sitting in his desk in Miss. Bitters' classroom. Miss. Bitters was talking of the usual stuff, death, doom, and torcher devices she wished she could use on them, when there was a knock on the door. Miss. Bitters went to answer it then steped out into the hall for what felt like not long enough to the students who feared her return.
When she did return a blonde girl was following her.
Dib sat up straiter in his desk and his eyes grew larger behind his glasses. The first thing he noticed about this new girl was her skin, it was green! Then he noticed that she didn't have a nose and, even though the shoulder length blonde hair hide the sides of her head, he could tell she didn't have any ears! She was obviously an alien!
"Class, this is Jen." Miss. Bitters informed them. "She will be joining our filthy little class. Though I haven't the slightest idea WHY she would want to do that!" Miss. Bitters paused to look over the class, then at Jen. "If there is anything you would like to say, say it now or FOREVER regret it." Miss. Bitters snaped at her. Jen scaned over her new class mates.
"Hi." Jen began. "Umm..... I don't really have anything to say.... I'm sure you all know Zim.....umm....he's my cousin... I guess that's all there really is to know about me.....soo..."
"How about the fact that YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!" Dib cried jumping out of his desk. Jen's eyes flew open in surprise, she stood frozen in front of the class, facing everyone. But everyone was facing Dib, except Zim who was staring at his desk.
"Come ON people!! Can't you see?!?!" Dib cried, desprate for someone to believe him. "They both have green skin! and they don't have a nose! Or ears!"
"It's a skin condition." Jen said. She now looked at Dib as if he were crazy. "And it runs in our family." Everyone looked from Jen back to Dib and gave him strange looks.
"Come off it already Dib!" Bryan said. "I supose you're still trying to find proof that Old Kid is an alien too, right?"
"Old Kid died last month!" Dib exclaimed. "Heart failure!"
"Yeah, yeah! But how about those "Vampire Gerbils"? huh? Ever get some good pictures of them?" Zeta mocked from her new seat two desks behind Zim.
"I got some great ones this morning! I'll go get them!" Dib said.
"Dib! Sit back down!" Miss. Bitters comanded. "Jen, you can take the desk behind Zim." Jen nodded and went to her seat. Dib sat down and watched Jen carefully. Her clothes looked normal enough, lavender sweater and blue jeans, but that pink and gray back pack that stayed on her back with out straps was definently NOT normal!
Suddenly Jen looked strait at Dib. Their eyes locked for a moment. Jen gave him a questioning look as if to say: "How do you know?" Dib glared back at her and turned to face the front of the room again.
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Yaaay! i got another chapter posted! Dib is my fav charecter! yaaaaaay Dib! yay yay yay! okay, yeah! well hope you all liked it! pleeeeeeeeeeeease review! please please please please please please please! hey! its fun to type please! bye bye for now!
~HelgaGP (I changed my name back! i like this beter!)
