Author's Note: Here's a not-as-weak-as-other-humor-fics-I've-written humor fic that I started yesterday and finished today. Go me! *does happy dance* Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays everybody! *^_^* I don't really think it's necessary to give a disclaimer here, because we've heard it all before. Besides, this is a fanfiction! FANfiction, not ORIGINALWRITERfiction. So ha. If I owned the Slayers, I wouldn't be writing fanfics; I'd be making the next season and hooking up Zelgadis and Amelia. This is an obscenely long author's note, and I'm sure most of you aren't reading it anyway, so I'll shut up and get on with the story. I think I had to much candy today.....
"Alright, everyone split up, but be careful; you never know what you might find." Lina Inverse gave the instruction and everyone obeyed. They were determined to get to the bottom of the mystery. Villagers claimed that the mansion the gang currently was in was haunted; terrible screams and cries of horror had been emanating from it. With the promise of a reward, Lina and the others had been hired to exterminate the ghosts and monsters that were possibly hiding out there.
Amelia walked down one of the long hallways. One of the doors was slightly ajar. She cautiously opened it and poked her head in, ready for any oncoming danger.
Nothing.
She stepped in and jumped when the door closed behind her. She spun around, hands preparing to blast the door open, but then she heard a noise come from the closet. With one more wary glance at the door, Amelia carefully trod to the closet. She turned the knob and opened the door to reveal what was inside.
Moments later, a blood-curdling shriek echoed throughout the mansion.
Zelgadis was rummaging the drawers of a china cabinet when he heard Amelia scream. "Amelia!" he exclaimed, and bolted down the hall and into the room. He stopped dead at the forbidden closet and a cry of terror that he had never uttered before escaped his lips.
His scream reached the ears of Lina and Gourry. "That was Zelgadis!" yelled Gourry, but Lina was already running down the hall. "Hey, wait up!"
They burst into the room and gasped at what they saw. Gourry fell to the floor in a dead faint. Lina had a similar reaction to that of encountering slugs.
Xellos phased in and gave a bouncy hello....before noticing the terror in the closet that had everyone in a state of immobilization: a TV playing nothing but reruns of Dragon Tales. He promptly fell to the floor and began having a seizure.
Lina managed to start breathing long enough to utter a single phrase.
"DRAGON SLAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BOOM!!!
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Observing from outside the window, Filia cringed. "I didn't mean for it to go that far. I just wanted to get back at Xellos for pulling my tail. Well, it worked!" She changed to her dragon form and flew away, a content smirk on her face.
A.N. Dragon Tales *shudder* oh, how I loathe thee.
