Hey there! You know what i hate? writer's block! not on this story but another i'm writing! I'm done with this story, i just got to get it all posted. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... fusterating, ain't it? well on with the next chapter! yay! woo-who! all right! oh yeah! yaaaaaaaay! *clears throat* sorry, um..... i'll go now...
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chapter 7- Yeah! She's gone!
Jen stood and looked around the crowded cafeteria. She spotted Zim, sitting alone, and walked over to his table.
"Hey!" She said friendly as she set down her tan colored tray covered with brown and gray mush and sat down on the bench across from Zim.
"Hi," Zim mummbled, poking at the goop on his tray with his fork. suddenly he looked up and glared.
"What?" Jen asked in surprise as she tried to remember what she had done resently to make him mad.
"Not you, Dib." He grummbled, still glaring.
"Who?" Jen asked. She looked over her shoulder to see who he was glaring at. Sitting a few tables down the same boy who had acused her of being an alien sat beside a girl with purple hair. He was glaring back at Zim.
"Hey! He's the one who knew about--"
"Would you be quiet!?" Zim exclaimed, interupting her. "Do you want EVERYONE to know? Do you know how much trouble that would cause?" He demanded in a hushed voice. Now he was glaring at her.
"I'm not stupid, Zim" Jen replied, returning his glare. Then a look of worry crossed her face. "He....he doesn't REALLY know does he? I mean, it's just some wierd theory he has, right?" Zim took a sharp, annoyed breath.
"Yes, he does really know, and he's set on proving that we arn't human." He answered. He sounded annoyed with her, or maybe he was annoyed with Dib, because he looked over at the human and glared at him again. "Luckily for us no one believes him, and they never will. Dib's into all the paranormal stuff and every one thinks he's crazy."
Jen turned around half way on her bench to get a beter look at Dib, who was now talking to the girl beside him so he didn't notice her watching him. A look of interest came over Jen's face.
"You stay away from the Dib-human, Jen." Zim comanded, knowing that cerious look. "I'll deal with him." An evill glint entered Zim's eyes.
"I'll stay away from who I want to stay away from." Jen answered calmly, giving her cousin a little smile. She looked back to Dib's table in time to see the girl stand up and walk away with her un-touched tray. dib now sat alone. "i'm gonna go talk to him." Jen anounced as she stood up.
"What?!" Zim cried. "Jen! Come back! I told you to stay away from him! Obey me! OBEY ME!" A few kids turned to look at him, but Jen egnored him and kept walking.
"Hey!" Jen exclaimed, smiling, as she sat down across from Dib. Dib's eyes widened in surprise. "Do you know what that stuff is?" Jen asked, pointing at the mush on his tray.
"No." Dib answered, not sure what to tink of this situation.
"oh. Is it any good? I was afraid to try it and Zim wasn't eating it, so I desided to leave it alone." Jen shruged. Then she lowered her voice and gave him the same look she had given him in class. "How do you know?" She asked.
"Oh! Now I get it!" Dib exclaimed. "This is an act, right? Try and make friends with the enemy then send in the armada! You aliens sicken me!" Dib crossed his arms and glared at her.
"What? I have no idea--"
"oh don't play dumb with me, Alien! I know how your kind thinks!"
"And how does "my kind" think?" Jen asked, getting annoyed with him. "And how whould YOU know?"
"I've knowen Zim for long enough!" He was about to say more but Jen interupted.
"Just to let you know, me and Zim have VERY little in comon!"
"Oh! I'm sure! You aliens are all alike! All you want is to conquer as many planets as possible!" Dib replied.
"I'll admit that most Irkens want that, but I don't!" Jen said lowering her voice even further. Dib snorted doubtfully.
"Yeah, right!" He glared at her again. "You aliens are all alike!" He repeated.
"I have a name ya know!" Jen said, this guy was getting on her nerves. "i'm not just "Some Alien". And I bet you never thought about this! To me, YOU'RE the alien!" Jen's last remark hit home. Jen watched Dib as he thought that over for a few moments and tried to come up with a good come back.
"Yeah.....but.....I don't want to conquer the Earth!" He shot back lamely.
"And niether do I!"Jen replied. "I guess we have something in comon!"
"Yeah, right!" Dib repeated. "I'm leaving!" He stood up, picked up his tray and took a few steps forward. Then he stoped and turned around. "I'm watching you!" He said then continued to the trash can. Jen sighed and watched Dib's back untill he walked out of the cafeteria.
"I see that went well!" A mocking voice said from behind her. Jen turned around to see Zim standing there with his tray held out in front of him.
"oh shut up, zimmy!" Jen replied. Zim walked off in the direction Dib had just gone. She could hear him laughing at her the whole way.
Jen sighed again. Was it this hard to make friends on EVERY planet?
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"So, what's up for tonight?" Purple asked. He was in his chair playing with is paddle ball.
"Uhh..... I dunno, what you want to do?" Red replied, spining, rising and lowering in his chair. There was a pause in which the only sound was Purple's paddle ball.
Smack-smack-smack-smack
Red stoped his chair, facing Purple, his eyes followed the little pink ball.
"Ya know, that's getting kinda annoying." Red complained.
"Oh, really? Sorry." Purple said. He stoped the ball and set it down. Then he picked up a ball and cup toy. it clicked as Purple pressed the button to make the ball fly out.
Click-click-click
"That better?" Purple asked.
"Yeah." Red replied and continued spining. Amoment later the same messenger who had anounced Jen's visit came through the doors and bowed before Red and Purple. "Yeah? what do you want?" Red asked, still spining in his chair.
"Your Allmighty Tallestness," The messenger began as he stood back up. "We believe we have an idea as to the fate of the stolen voot-cruiser." He paused.
"Yeah?" Purple asked in a bored tone, still playing with the cup and ball.
"Well, we believe that Invader Jen, who went missing that same night, stole it and went in search of her cousin, Invader Zim." The messenger explained. Red stoped spining and Purple droped his cup and ball to stare at the messenger.
"You think that Jen broke into a high-security garage and was able to steal a voot-cruiser while a professional gaurd was on duty?" purple asked in disbelief.
"Well....yes." The messenger answered.
"please!" Red scoffed. "She was Just barely passing Invader Skool! There is no way she could have done all that!"
"Testing done on her when she was younger showed that she was very clever. At least clever enough to do what she did." The messenger informed them, he was a little nervouse about argueing with tthem.
"Soooo.....both Zim AND Jen are on Earth?" Red asked.
"Yes, we have confermed that." The messenger replied. Red and Purple stared blankly at him for a moment.
"YESSSSSSSS!!" Purple shouted and jabed his fist into the air.
"ALL RIGHT!! YEAH!!" Red exclaimed at the same moment. "Bring us some pop, chips and anything else you can get a hold of!" He comanded. The messenger bowed then hurried off to get the food.
"It's time to Celebrate!" Purple exclaimed.
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"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Cat screamed, using the wires and tubes covering the cieling in Jen's living room as monkey bars and swings. "YEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!" He screamed letting go of one wire and flying threw the air to grab hold of another.
"HEEEEEERE I COME!!" Gir exclaimed standing on the back of the navy blue couch. Suddenly he jumped into the air and grabed one of the wires and joined Cat in the swinging over the cieling.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" The robots screamed as they flew from wire to tube to wire. just then Jen walked into the room in full disguise.
"Cat! I'm going to skool! There's money on the-- oh!" Jen exclaimed as Cat let go of a wire and knocked into Jen, knocking her face first into the navy carpet and sending her wig skidding over the floor.
"Yay! Lets do that again!" Cat shouted as Jen sat up.
"let's not!" Jen groaned, rubbing her sore head with one hand and reaching for her wig with the other.
"MY TURN!!" Gir screamed, flying through the air and knocking Jen back to the floor.
"Ooohhhh!!"Jen moaned, sitting up again. "Please don't make a habbit of that, Kay?" The two S.I.R.s sat looking up at her, smiling with their little pink tonges hanging out. "Now as I was saying..." Jen continued as she stood up and fixed her wig. "There's money on the table, you can order pizza or something for dinner. Please don't destroy the houses! And if you be good, tonight I'll order some pizzas and we'll watch "That 70's Show" tonight and have our own little party! Kay?"
"Yaaaaaayyyyyy!!!" Cat and Gir screamed again. "HANGIN OUT! DOWN THE STREET! SAME OLD THING! WE DID LAST WEEK!!" The little robots sang happily. They jumped up and continued swinging through the wires. "NOT A THING TO DO!!! BUT TALK TO YOU!!!"
"WERE ALL ALRIGHT!" Gir screamed.
"WERE ALL ALRIGHT!" cat ecoded.
"HELLO WISCONSIN!!" They finished together then began all over again. Jen watched for a moment, smiled and walked out the door and headed tward skool.
Jen had a plan, not a great plan, but it was a plan! She was going to prove to Dib that she wasn't like Zim! And that she could be good friend. She wasn't exactly sure how she was going to do that, but she was gonna try!
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Okay! how did all you people like that? as always, please review it! I love to read your reviews! i got nothin to say right now so... bye bye!
~HelgaGP
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chapter 7- Yeah! She's gone!
Jen stood and looked around the crowded cafeteria. She spotted Zim, sitting alone, and walked over to his table.
"Hey!" She said friendly as she set down her tan colored tray covered with brown and gray mush and sat down on the bench across from Zim.
"Hi," Zim mummbled, poking at the goop on his tray with his fork. suddenly he looked up and glared.
"What?" Jen asked in surprise as she tried to remember what she had done resently to make him mad.
"Not you, Dib." He grummbled, still glaring.
"Who?" Jen asked. She looked over her shoulder to see who he was glaring at. Sitting a few tables down the same boy who had acused her of being an alien sat beside a girl with purple hair. He was glaring back at Zim.
"Hey! He's the one who knew about--"
"Would you be quiet!?" Zim exclaimed, interupting her. "Do you want EVERYONE to know? Do you know how much trouble that would cause?" He demanded in a hushed voice. Now he was glaring at her.
"I'm not stupid, Zim" Jen replied, returning his glare. Then a look of worry crossed her face. "He....he doesn't REALLY know does he? I mean, it's just some wierd theory he has, right?" Zim took a sharp, annoyed breath.
"Yes, he does really know, and he's set on proving that we arn't human." He answered. He sounded annoyed with her, or maybe he was annoyed with Dib, because he looked over at the human and glared at him again. "Luckily for us no one believes him, and they never will. Dib's into all the paranormal stuff and every one thinks he's crazy."
Jen turned around half way on her bench to get a beter look at Dib, who was now talking to the girl beside him so he didn't notice her watching him. A look of interest came over Jen's face.
"You stay away from the Dib-human, Jen." Zim comanded, knowing that cerious look. "I'll deal with him." An evill glint entered Zim's eyes.
"I'll stay away from who I want to stay away from." Jen answered calmly, giving her cousin a little smile. She looked back to Dib's table in time to see the girl stand up and walk away with her un-touched tray. dib now sat alone. "i'm gonna go talk to him." Jen anounced as she stood up.
"What?!" Zim cried. "Jen! Come back! I told you to stay away from him! Obey me! OBEY ME!" A few kids turned to look at him, but Jen egnored him and kept walking.
"Hey!" Jen exclaimed, smiling, as she sat down across from Dib. Dib's eyes widened in surprise. "Do you know what that stuff is?" Jen asked, pointing at the mush on his tray.
"No." Dib answered, not sure what to tink of this situation.
"oh. Is it any good? I was afraid to try it and Zim wasn't eating it, so I desided to leave it alone." Jen shruged. Then she lowered her voice and gave him the same look she had given him in class. "How do you know?" She asked.
"Oh! Now I get it!" Dib exclaimed. "This is an act, right? Try and make friends with the enemy then send in the armada! You aliens sicken me!" Dib crossed his arms and glared at her.
"What? I have no idea--"
"oh don't play dumb with me, Alien! I know how your kind thinks!"
"And how does "my kind" think?" Jen asked, getting annoyed with him. "And how whould YOU know?"
"I've knowen Zim for long enough!" He was about to say more but Jen interupted.
"Just to let you know, me and Zim have VERY little in comon!"
"Oh! I'm sure! You aliens are all alike! All you want is to conquer as many planets as possible!" Dib replied.
"I'll admit that most Irkens want that, but I don't!" Jen said lowering her voice even further. Dib snorted doubtfully.
"Yeah, right!" He glared at her again. "You aliens are all alike!" He repeated.
"I have a name ya know!" Jen said, this guy was getting on her nerves. "i'm not just "Some Alien". And I bet you never thought about this! To me, YOU'RE the alien!" Jen's last remark hit home. Jen watched Dib as he thought that over for a few moments and tried to come up with a good come back.
"Yeah.....but.....I don't want to conquer the Earth!" He shot back lamely.
"And niether do I!"Jen replied. "I guess we have something in comon!"
"Yeah, right!" Dib repeated. "I'm leaving!" He stood up, picked up his tray and took a few steps forward. Then he stoped and turned around. "I'm watching you!" He said then continued to the trash can. Jen sighed and watched Dib's back untill he walked out of the cafeteria.
"I see that went well!" A mocking voice said from behind her. Jen turned around to see Zim standing there with his tray held out in front of him.
"oh shut up, zimmy!" Jen replied. Zim walked off in the direction Dib had just gone. She could hear him laughing at her the whole way.
Jen sighed again. Was it this hard to make friends on EVERY planet?
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"So, what's up for tonight?" Purple asked. He was in his chair playing with is paddle ball.
"Uhh..... I dunno, what you want to do?" Red replied, spining, rising and lowering in his chair. There was a pause in which the only sound was Purple's paddle ball.
Smack-smack-smack-smack
Red stoped his chair, facing Purple, his eyes followed the little pink ball.
"Ya know, that's getting kinda annoying." Red complained.
"Oh, really? Sorry." Purple said. He stoped the ball and set it down. Then he picked up a ball and cup toy. it clicked as Purple pressed the button to make the ball fly out.
Click-click-click
"That better?" Purple asked.
"Yeah." Red replied and continued spining. Amoment later the same messenger who had anounced Jen's visit came through the doors and bowed before Red and Purple. "Yeah? what do you want?" Red asked, still spining in his chair.
"Your Allmighty Tallestness," The messenger began as he stood back up. "We believe we have an idea as to the fate of the stolen voot-cruiser." He paused.
"Yeah?" Purple asked in a bored tone, still playing with the cup and ball.
"Well, we believe that Invader Jen, who went missing that same night, stole it and went in search of her cousin, Invader Zim." The messenger explained. Red stoped spining and Purple droped his cup and ball to stare at the messenger.
"You think that Jen broke into a high-security garage and was able to steal a voot-cruiser while a professional gaurd was on duty?" purple asked in disbelief.
"Well....yes." The messenger answered.
"please!" Red scoffed. "She was Just barely passing Invader Skool! There is no way she could have done all that!"
"Testing done on her when she was younger showed that she was very clever. At least clever enough to do what she did." The messenger informed them, he was a little nervouse about argueing with tthem.
"Soooo.....both Zim AND Jen are on Earth?" Red asked.
"Yes, we have confermed that." The messenger replied. Red and Purple stared blankly at him for a moment.
"YESSSSSSSS!!" Purple shouted and jabed his fist into the air.
"ALL RIGHT!! YEAH!!" Red exclaimed at the same moment. "Bring us some pop, chips and anything else you can get a hold of!" He comanded. The messenger bowed then hurried off to get the food.
"It's time to Celebrate!" Purple exclaimed.
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"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Cat screamed, using the wires and tubes covering the cieling in Jen's living room as monkey bars and swings. "YEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!" He screamed letting go of one wire and flying threw the air to grab hold of another.
"HEEEEEERE I COME!!" Gir exclaimed standing on the back of the navy blue couch. Suddenly he jumped into the air and grabed one of the wires and joined Cat in the swinging over the cieling.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" The robots screamed as they flew from wire to tube to wire. just then Jen walked into the room in full disguise.
"Cat! I'm going to skool! There's money on the-- oh!" Jen exclaimed as Cat let go of a wire and knocked into Jen, knocking her face first into the navy carpet and sending her wig skidding over the floor.
"Yay! Lets do that again!" Cat shouted as Jen sat up.
"let's not!" Jen groaned, rubbing her sore head with one hand and reaching for her wig with the other.
"MY TURN!!" Gir screamed, flying through the air and knocking Jen back to the floor.
"Ooohhhh!!"Jen moaned, sitting up again. "Please don't make a habbit of that, Kay?" The two S.I.R.s sat looking up at her, smiling with their little pink tonges hanging out. "Now as I was saying..." Jen continued as she stood up and fixed her wig. "There's money on the table, you can order pizza or something for dinner. Please don't destroy the houses! And if you be good, tonight I'll order some pizzas and we'll watch "That 70's Show" tonight and have our own little party! Kay?"
"Yaaaaaayyyyyy!!!" Cat and Gir screamed again. "HANGIN OUT! DOWN THE STREET! SAME OLD THING! WE DID LAST WEEK!!" The little robots sang happily. They jumped up and continued swinging through the wires. "NOT A THING TO DO!!! BUT TALK TO YOU!!!"
"WERE ALL ALRIGHT!" Gir screamed.
"WERE ALL ALRIGHT!" cat ecoded.
"HELLO WISCONSIN!!" They finished together then began all over again. Jen watched for a moment, smiled and walked out the door and headed tward skool.
Jen had a plan, not a great plan, but it was a plan! She was going to prove to Dib that she wasn't like Zim! And that she could be good friend. She wasn't exactly sure how she was going to do that, but she was gonna try!
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Okay! how did all you people like that? as always, please review it! I love to read your reviews! i got nothin to say right now so... bye bye!
~HelgaGP
