Oh......dear...... i did something I thought i'd NEVER do! i............CHANGED THE WORDS OF A SONG!!!!!!! oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.... well! Don't say I didn't warn you! scroll down with GREAT percaution!
i DONT own Invader Zim and i DONT own the song "pretend to be nice" from Josie and the pussycats! I like them both alot, but i DONT own them! SO DONT SUE ME!!! or i will cry...do you want to make me cry? *sniff* do you? *puppy eyes and sniffs again*
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"Hey, there!" Jen greeted Dib warmly as she walked up the steps to the skool, Dib was sitting on the top step reading 'Myserious Mysteries Magazine'. "What 'cha reading?" she asked, smiling happily. Dib just looked up at her, raised an eye-brow then returned to his Magazine. Jen frowned a moment, but she had been expecting that and she refussed to let it discourage her.
"Soooo...... You're into the paranormal huh?" Jen tried, noticing the title of Dib's magazine. He egnored her. "I've always had an interest in that stuff too." Jen admitted as she sat down on the concret railing and looked over Dib's shoulder at the page he was looking at. It showed a picture of a ghost being sucked into a vacum-cleaner type device.
"You?! You're kidding, right?" Dib asked, looking up at her with a doubtful look. Jen shook her head and smiled. "But......you ARE the paranormal!"
"To you I am." Jen replied. "But on Irk we had our own ledgens and mythical creatures and all that." Jen could tell Dib was interested by the prospect of new creatures to study but he tryed to hide it. "I never actualy tried to prove that they excisted, but they were fun to learn about." Dib's face twisted into a glare again.
"Then why don't you go back THERE and leave the Earth and all the creatures HERE aloan?" He snaped angerly. Startled, Jen leaned back on the railing until she nearly fell off. Dib stood up and continued glaring at Jen for a second, Jen returned his glare with a hurt and confused look. Then, without another word, he turned and walked through the large gray doors to the skool. Jen watched him go, once again watching his back until it was hiden by the doors.
"Don't waste your time trying to be friends with the Dib-human." Zim said, walking up the concret steps and startling Jen. "Even if you do sucseed it will be for nothing." One of his evil smerks came to his face as he said that.
"What's that suposed to mean?" Jen asked, already annoyed with him for startling her. Zim smiled mysertiously and walked into the skool. Jen watched him, confussed, then she shruged and followed him.
Jen walked down the cold, gray halls of the skool and into Miss. Bitters' classroom few paces behind Zim. Most of the children were already in their places, Dib was among them. He sat at his desk asorbed in his magazine and didn't notice Jen or Zim come in.
Jen glanced at Dib as she walked to her seat behind Zim and then sat there, watching Dib across the room. She reviewed the scenes of moments before, trying to pin-point exactly what had gone wrong. She and Dib had seemed to be getting along fine for a few minutes, but then....... What had happened?
Suddenly Dib looked up from his reading and glared over at Zim. Zim didn't notice this, he was writing in a yellow notebook. Then Dib noticed Jen watching him and he turned to glare at her. Jen looked away quickly and stared at her desk, she could feel Dib's eyes burning into her.
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Well, he looks at me with those suspicious eyes,
And says "I know that you're warein' some kinda disguise,
You can't fool me, it's you I dispies,
And I hate what your kind wants to do to this world!"
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Jen is seen writeing a note, she folds it then passes it. Kids continue passing it till it reaches Dib. He opens it, reads it then crumples it up and trows it on the floor. He then acts like nothing happened. Jen glares at the back of Dib's head then returns to her text book. Zim, who saw all of it, smiles at his book.
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And every word i say falls flat on the floor,
I try to tell a joke, he hates me some more,
And i don't think that i can take it no more,
It's drivin' me right out my front door,
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Miss. Bitters is writeing at the board, she turns to face the class. The words "Pick Partners" is writen on the board. Jen catches Dib's eye and mouths "Want to be partners?" Dib looks away and raises his hand. Miss. Bitters points to him and he points to Keef. Keef bursts into happy tears. Jen turns to face the wall, proping her head up with one hand and druming her fingers on the desk with the other while glaring at the wall. Zim laughs silently.
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(course)~
Why do you do what you do to me Dibby?
Shakin' my confidence, drivin' me crazy,
Why can't you just give me a chance?
Please don't egnore me 'cause i know you can hear me!
Why can't you just try to be nice?
Can you at least just try to be nice?
If you could just try to be nice,
Then everything in my life would me all right! OoOoOoOo!
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The class is outside, standing on a softball field. Jen and Keef are captains for the two teams. Jen points to Dib first. Dib fakes a stomach ache and Miss. Bitters sends him into the nurse. Jen crosses her arms and rolls her eyes. Zim bursts out laughing. Keef points to Zim. Zim's eyes and mouth fly open in horror and he stops laughing.
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And i try so hard just to figure him out,
but he wont tell me what he's been thinkin about,
and then he glares at me across the room during skool,
i just wish everything between us was cool.
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Zim, Jen and Dib are in the lunch line. There's one bowl of chocolate pudding left. Jen hands it to Dib. He takes it and smiles. Jen smiles back then turns to leave. Dib throws the pudding at her and it hits her in the shoulder, leaving a big chocolate spot on he lavender shirt. Jen scowls at Dib. Dib is laughing so hard that he is holding his side in pain. Zim is sitting at a table by himself, proping his head up with one hand and poking his food with his fork with his other hand, without looking at it. He watches Jen and Dib and he fights to hold in his own laughter. Then Keef comes, sets his tray down across from Zim and starts to show Zim his pink dust bunny collection. Zim gets up and runs from the cafeteria with Keef running behid him and holding the box of dust bunnies out in front of him.
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I keep tryin to prove that we can be friends,
And he keeps tryin to prove that me and Zim are aliens,
And i don't get what goes on in his mind,
But i'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines!
(course)
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The end of skool bell rings, kids run down the front steps of the skool happily laughing and screaming. It's raining now. Jen is looking tired and fusterated now and the pudding made a stain on the shoulder of her shirt. She stops on the top step, which has a roof, and watches the rain. Soon only her, Zim and Dib are left on the steps. Zim and Dib both walk out into the down pour. Jen shrugs and follows them. She reaches the ground then she pauses then runs in the direction of her house, screaming in pain as the rain burns her. Zim and DIb both stand in the rain, laughing at Jen as she runs and screams. Zim, who covered himself in glue that morning, is laughing so hard that he falls onto the grass.
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Why do you do what you do to me Dibby?
Shakin my confidence, drivin me crazy,
Why can't you just give me a chance?
Please don't egnor me cause i know you can hear me!
Why can't you just try to be nice?
Can you at least just try to be nice?
If you could just try to be nice,
then everything in my life would be alright! OoOoOoOo!!
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The rain stops and Jen is walking slowly down the sidewalk near her house, she has her arms crossed and she scowls as she watches her feet and the side walk for puddles. A tear unwillingly slips down her cheek.
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Why can't you just try to be nice?
Can you at least just try to be nice?
If you could just try to be nice,
then everything in my life would be all right! Alright! (X3)
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"I'm home!" Jen called with a sigh as she walked in the front door.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!" Cat called from the couch. "'That 70's Show' starts in 2 hours, 26 minutes, 30 sec-- 29 sec-- 28 sec-- 27 sec--"
"Okay! okay! I get it!" Jen exclaimed, laughing. She sould have knowen that the little S.I.R. would be able to brighten up her day the moment she came in the door. "I'll order the pizzas in an hour. Right now i'm gonna go up to my room and change my shirt." She pointed to the chocolate stain on her shoulder then walked tward the flight of stairs in her kitchen which lead to the second story of her house. As she walked up the stairs she could hear Cat begin to sing.
"Why do you do what you do to me baby?
Shakin my confidence, drivin me crazy?
HELLO WISCONSIN!!!"
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oh man! i'm sorry! that sucked so bad! I KNOW it did! i'm terrible at changing the words to songs! oh well! hope you like the STORY part of it anyways! Hehe! Keef with his pink dust bunnies! on request! they didn't exactly come from the sky...but oh well! oh! and i'm sorry but no, Jen doesn't have a crush on Dib. She just wants a friend! But maybe later on.... like in another story, if any one would be interested in reading another Invader Jen story! Well you know what to do! write those reviews and let me know!! bye bye every body!
~HelgaGP