HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO Everybody! how are ya all doin? U know what? This program thingy has no spell check! And that makes me mad! Incase u haven't noticed from my other chapters I make alot of mistakes! So I'm sorry about any u may find in this chapter and all of the chapters to follow! Thanx to everyone who has reviewed so far! U make me SOOOOOOOOOO happy! And without further ado here is chapter 9!
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Chapter 9- Walk of.......Doomy.......Stuff
"And where do you think you're going, Son?" Professor Membrane asked just as Dib opened the door. Dib turned around to face his dad, leaving the door open and hiding a high-tech camera behind his back.
"I'm going over to spy on the aliens from my class." Dib answered, praying that his dad wouldn't ask what he was hiding.
"Aliens?" Gaz asked, putting emphisis on the s, as she walked out from the kitchen and took a bite of last night's pizza. "So now there's two of them?"
Dib sighed, they didn't understand, no one did. "Yes." He answered. "Now there's two of them."
"Oh. Okay then, have a good time." Membrane said. Then he turned to go into the kitchen. Dib took a breath of relief and turned back to the door. "Wait a minute! Is that my camera?" Membrane said suddenly. Dib froze with his hand on the door knob. A robotic arm reached down from the ceiling and took the camera from Dib and gave it back to it's rightful owner. " You know not to play around with my equipment. This camera is much too powerful for young boys!"
"But dad! I need that camera to get pictures of the ALIENS! The earth depends on it!" Dib exclaimed.
"Now Son. you'll just have to use the regular camera." Membrane replied as Gaz went into the kitchen to get the camera and a new slice of pizza. Just as she was handing it to Dib she droped it and it smashed into three pieces. Gaz smiled and took a bite of her pizza.
"You did that on perpous!" Dib cried angerly and pointed an acussing finger at his sister. Gaz shruged. "Now what am I suposed to use?"
"you'll just have to wait till we get a new camera." Membrane told him.
"When?! the aliens could have all came and made us slaves by then!" Dib cried growing more and more fusterated. Would they EVER understand how serious this was?
"Yeah right." GAz scoffed, still smiling. Dib glared at her.
"Now now you two! Let's not be fighting." Membrane said in a fatherly tone, or as fatherly as Professor Membrane ever got. "Son, why don't you just go on your little nature hike?"
"Fine," Dib groaned, then turned and walked out the still opened door. but as he was turning he stuck out his arm and hit Gaz's, sending her pizza to the floor. It hit, topping side down, with a "splat". Gaz's eyes seemed to have fire in them as she glared at her brother who was walking out the door. Then she began twitching angerly.
"You will PAY fro this Dib!" She wispered. "You will pay dearly!"
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"There! I just ordered the pizzas. Now you can call Gir." Jen said, handing the phone to Cat. Cat took it, dialed the numbers and when Gir answered began screaming histaricly into the black cordless.
"When you're done tell Gir to put Zim on." Jen instructed. Cat continued screaming for a few moments then suddenly went silent and handed the phone to jen. "Hello? Zim?" Jen asked.
"Yes. What do you want?" Zim replied, annoyed, from the other end. Jen was used to Zim being annoyed with her, he always was.
"Hey there! I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and watch t.v. with me Cat and Gir."
"Why would I want to do that?" Zim asked. "Besides I have other plans to night. oh what plans I have!"
"What kinds of plan?' Jen asked cautiously. She had never like that evil tone Zim was using.
"Oh, nothing YOU would be interested in," He replied with an evil chuckle. "Let's just say I've desided to try the sport of hunting."
"Zim.... what are you hunting?" Jen asked, getting scared.
'NOTHING!" Zim exclaimed suddenly, realizing he had said to much. "I ment....umm.... the Hunting channel! Yeah! Very interesting!' There was a pause then Zim said, 'I must go now." and the line went dead.
Jen stared at the phone for a minute, trying to figure out what Zim had been talking about. She put the phon back in it's cradle just as Gir came bounding out of the closet and jumped over the back of the couch to land beside Cat.
"Gir? Has Zim said anything about hunting?" Jen asked.
"Nope!' Gir answered. "Oh wait! yeah! Master is hunting for a new twinkie!" Gir smiled at her.
"Umm.. thanks....I guess." But Jen was pretty sure Zim hadn't been talking about pastry. She looked out the window just as Dib was walking pass Zim's house. Something Zim had said that morning flashed through her head. Then it hit her: Zim was hunting Dib!
"Cat! Tape "That 70's Show" for me! i've got to go take the cruiser for a drive!" Jen said, her voice telling the S.I.R.s that she was scared. She didn't wait for a reply as she ran into the closet to the labs.
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Dib sighed as he kicked a gray rock on the path in the park he was walking on. The path was surounded by trees dressed in their autum colors of red, yellow and orange. The sun was seting, casting shaddows on the path and over Dib.
Zim hadn't seemed to be at home so Dib couldn't spy on him, the missing gnome had been replaced so he couldn't dig down to the lab, He had no idea where Jen lived so he couldn't spy on her and as far as he knew he was the only one in the park that evening.
Dib kicked the rock again, wishing he knew where Zim was. He kicked the rock again and it went flying into the pile of leaves near the base of a large maple tree. Dib stood for a moment, trying to pin-point the exact location of the rock. he took a step forward to pick up.
Suddenly a red beem of light shot from the sky and hit the maple, missing Dib by about a foot, and blasted a large chunk out of the tree. Dib was set flying into a pile of leaves on the other side of the path.
"What the--" Dib exclaimed as he rolled to the left to avoid a second blast. Leaves flew every where and Dib looked up to see a voot-cruiser flying tward him with Zim at the controls, laughing like a maniac.
Dib turned around and ran as fast as he could through the trees, dodging the lazers Zim shot at him, each beam got closer and Zim was catching up fast. dib kept running, trying to get himself to go faster but a pain in his side was begining to slow him down and he had now run so far into the trees he didn't know how to get out again. Dib forced himself to go faster, but his side felt like a knife was stabing into him.
"That's not all that'll be stabing into you if you don't keep running!" Dib told himself. Tears were building up in his brown eyes from a mixture of pain and fear.
Soon Dib came to a shallow creek. He tryed to run threw it but his boots sliped on the slick rocks embeded under the water. He fell face first into the icy October water. It stung his face and hands which were hot from running. He tryed to get up but his boots sliped on the creek bottom again. He looked up in time to see Zim fly five feet above him them turn around and began flying back at Dib, his finger on the triger.
Dib tryed desperatly to get out of the water. His foot found a rough place and he was able to regain his balance. he was only a few steps out of the creek and in the other direction when he froze. A secound voot-cruiser was comeing directly at him from the other direction! Dib turned around to see Zim coming from that way.
"They're going to crash!" Dib whispered in fear. "And I'm going to be right in the middle!" He knew he should run, but he couldn't. It was like his boots had growen roots and planted themselves there, facing Zim's oncoming voot-cruiser. Dib stood watching, his eyes wide and his mouth open in a gasp of terror.
Suddenly a red beam shot out of Zim's cruiser and the trees around Dib lite up with a blue light for behind him. Zim beam hit Dib first, in the center of his chest. Pain shot threw Dib's entire body and made him let out a short silent scream. Then Dib's body went limp and he fell in a crumpled, lifeless heap on the ground.
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You know, when I first wrote that chapter I actualy nearly cried? I just couldn't believe that I could do that to Dib! Well! you'll have to wait to read the next chapter to find out what happens! Haha! You have to wait! You have to wait! Haha! I laugh at you! hehehe! *mad people run at her with knives* AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! geeze! i'll post soon!
~HelgaGP
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Chapter 9- Walk of.......Doomy.......Stuff
"And where do you think you're going, Son?" Professor Membrane asked just as Dib opened the door. Dib turned around to face his dad, leaving the door open and hiding a high-tech camera behind his back.
"I'm going over to spy on the aliens from my class." Dib answered, praying that his dad wouldn't ask what he was hiding.
"Aliens?" Gaz asked, putting emphisis on the s, as she walked out from the kitchen and took a bite of last night's pizza. "So now there's two of them?"
Dib sighed, they didn't understand, no one did. "Yes." He answered. "Now there's two of them."
"Oh. Okay then, have a good time." Membrane said. Then he turned to go into the kitchen. Dib took a breath of relief and turned back to the door. "Wait a minute! Is that my camera?" Membrane said suddenly. Dib froze with his hand on the door knob. A robotic arm reached down from the ceiling and took the camera from Dib and gave it back to it's rightful owner. " You know not to play around with my equipment. This camera is much too powerful for young boys!"
"But dad! I need that camera to get pictures of the ALIENS! The earth depends on it!" Dib exclaimed.
"Now Son. you'll just have to use the regular camera." Membrane replied as Gaz went into the kitchen to get the camera and a new slice of pizza. Just as she was handing it to Dib she droped it and it smashed into three pieces. Gaz smiled and took a bite of her pizza.
"You did that on perpous!" Dib cried angerly and pointed an acussing finger at his sister. Gaz shruged. "Now what am I suposed to use?"
"you'll just have to wait till we get a new camera." Membrane told him.
"When?! the aliens could have all came and made us slaves by then!" Dib cried growing more and more fusterated. Would they EVER understand how serious this was?
"Yeah right." GAz scoffed, still smiling. Dib glared at her.
"Now now you two! Let's not be fighting." Membrane said in a fatherly tone, or as fatherly as Professor Membrane ever got. "Son, why don't you just go on your little nature hike?"
"Fine," Dib groaned, then turned and walked out the still opened door. but as he was turning he stuck out his arm and hit Gaz's, sending her pizza to the floor. It hit, topping side down, with a "splat". Gaz's eyes seemed to have fire in them as she glared at her brother who was walking out the door. Then she began twitching angerly.
"You will PAY fro this Dib!" She wispered. "You will pay dearly!"
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"There! I just ordered the pizzas. Now you can call Gir." Jen said, handing the phone to Cat. Cat took it, dialed the numbers and when Gir answered began screaming histaricly into the black cordless.
"When you're done tell Gir to put Zim on." Jen instructed. Cat continued screaming for a few moments then suddenly went silent and handed the phone to jen. "Hello? Zim?" Jen asked.
"Yes. What do you want?" Zim replied, annoyed, from the other end. Jen was used to Zim being annoyed with her, he always was.
"Hey there! I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and watch t.v. with me Cat and Gir."
"Why would I want to do that?" Zim asked. "Besides I have other plans to night. oh what plans I have!"
"What kinds of plan?' Jen asked cautiously. She had never like that evil tone Zim was using.
"Oh, nothing YOU would be interested in," He replied with an evil chuckle. "Let's just say I've desided to try the sport of hunting."
"Zim.... what are you hunting?" Jen asked, getting scared.
'NOTHING!" Zim exclaimed suddenly, realizing he had said to much. "I ment....umm.... the Hunting channel! Yeah! Very interesting!' There was a pause then Zim said, 'I must go now." and the line went dead.
Jen stared at the phone for a minute, trying to figure out what Zim had been talking about. She put the phon back in it's cradle just as Gir came bounding out of the closet and jumped over the back of the couch to land beside Cat.
"Gir? Has Zim said anything about hunting?" Jen asked.
"Nope!' Gir answered. "Oh wait! yeah! Master is hunting for a new twinkie!" Gir smiled at her.
"Umm.. thanks....I guess." But Jen was pretty sure Zim hadn't been talking about pastry. She looked out the window just as Dib was walking pass Zim's house. Something Zim had said that morning flashed through her head. Then it hit her: Zim was hunting Dib!
"Cat! Tape "That 70's Show" for me! i've got to go take the cruiser for a drive!" Jen said, her voice telling the S.I.R.s that she was scared. She didn't wait for a reply as she ran into the closet to the labs.
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Dib sighed as he kicked a gray rock on the path in the park he was walking on. The path was surounded by trees dressed in their autum colors of red, yellow and orange. The sun was seting, casting shaddows on the path and over Dib.
Zim hadn't seemed to be at home so Dib couldn't spy on him, the missing gnome had been replaced so he couldn't dig down to the lab, He had no idea where Jen lived so he couldn't spy on her and as far as he knew he was the only one in the park that evening.
Dib kicked the rock again, wishing he knew where Zim was. He kicked the rock again and it went flying into the pile of leaves near the base of a large maple tree. Dib stood for a moment, trying to pin-point the exact location of the rock. he took a step forward to pick up.
Suddenly a red beem of light shot from the sky and hit the maple, missing Dib by about a foot, and blasted a large chunk out of the tree. Dib was set flying into a pile of leaves on the other side of the path.
"What the--" Dib exclaimed as he rolled to the left to avoid a second blast. Leaves flew every where and Dib looked up to see a voot-cruiser flying tward him with Zim at the controls, laughing like a maniac.
Dib turned around and ran as fast as he could through the trees, dodging the lazers Zim shot at him, each beam got closer and Zim was catching up fast. dib kept running, trying to get himself to go faster but a pain in his side was begining to slow him down and he had now run so far into the trees he didn't know how to get out again. Dib forced himself to go faster, but his side felt like a knife was stabing into him.
"That's not all that'll be stabing into you if you don't keep running!" Dib told himself. Tears were building up in his brown eyes from a mixture of pain and fear.
Soon Dib came to a shallow creek. He tryed to run threw it but his boots sliped on the slick rocks embeded under the water. He fell face first into the icy October water. It stung his face and hands which were hot from running. He tryed to get up but his boots sliped on the creek bottom again. He looked up in time to see Zim fly five feet above him them turn around and began flying back at Dib, his finger on the triger.
Dib tryed desperatly to get out of the water. His foot found a rough place and he was able to regain his balance. he was only a few steps out of the creek and in the other direction when he froze. A secound voot-cruiser was comeing directly at him from the other direction! Dib turned around to see Zim coming from that way.
"They're going to crash!" Dib whispered in fear. "And I'm going to be right in the middle!" He knew he should run, but he couldn't. It was like his boots had growen roots and planted themselves there, facing Zim's oncoming voot-cruiser. Dib stood watching, his eyes wide and his mouth open in a gasp of terror.
Suddenly a red beam shot out of Zim's cruiser and the trees around Dib lite up with a blue light for behind him. Zim beam hit Dib first, in the center of his chest. Pain shot threw Dib's entire body and made him let out a short silent scream. Then Dib's body went limp and he fell in a crumpled, lifeless heap on the ground.
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You know, when I first wrote that chapter I actualy nearly cried? I just couldn't believe that I could do that to Dib! Well! you'll have to wait to read the next chapter to find out what happens! Haha! You have to wait! You have to wait! Haha! I laugh at you! hehehe! *mad people run at her with knives* AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! geeze! i'll post soon!
~HelgaGP
