Title: Mary Sue Meets Zenon
Author: XxStarbuckxX, formerly --Starbuck--
Summary: Eigth in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...2 more Mary Sue fics!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue entered the space station and looked around for someone. Mary Sue was perfect. She had perfect blonde hair and perfect blue eyes and perfect clothes and a perfect face and perfect hands and perfect fingernails and perfect teeth. She had perfect everything because she was Mary Sue, and she was perfect.
So Mary Sue was trying to find a not-so-perfect friend, so she could take pity on them and then everyone would look up to her and in many years she would be remembered as a goddess and hero of the Spay-Stay. There would be statues of her everywhere and the walls would be painted her favorite perfect color: pink.
"Hi!" Zenon said as she ran up to Mary Sue. "Are you new here? Maybe I could show you around! Stellar!" She looked thoroughly but not perfectly excited. Mary Sue decided that this was the not perfect person she would take pity on.
"Hi, what's your name?" She asked perfectly.
"Oh, I'm Zenon."
"I'm Mary Sue. I've come to find someone who's not perfect."
Zenon looked unperfectly confused. "Why?"
"So I can take pi--I mean," she said hastily but perfectly, "be their friend."
"Er, right. Maybe you should check the hospital deck." Zenon started away.
"Wait! You're not perfect! Will *you* be my friend?" She asked perfectly sweetly.
"NO!" Zenon said, slapping her in the face. Mary Sue looked scandalized (but perfect).
"BUT I'M MARY SUE!" She screeched. "I'M PERFECT! EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MARY SUE'S FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zenon laughed. Orion came running down the hall.
"Hey, who are you?!" He said. "Leave Zenon alone!" He took out a laser gun even though I think those people in those movies don't *have* weapons and shot Mary Sue. Zenon hugged Orion.
"That was SOOOO stellar! You're my hero!" She kissed Orion (who was blushing) on the cheek and then they left.
Eight Mary Sues down...
==XxXxX==
Short -n- stupid. ^_^
Author: XxStarbuckxX, formerly --Starbuck--
Summary: Eigth in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
A/N: Coming soon...2 more Mary Sue fics!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue entered the space station and looked around for someone. Mary Sue was perfect. She had perfect blonde hair and perfect blue eyes and perfect clothes and a perfect face and perfect hands and perfect fingernails and perfect teeth. She had perfect everything because she was Mary Sue, and she was perfect.
So Mary Sue was trying to find a not-so-perfect friend, so she could take pity on them and then everyone would look up to her and in many years she would be remembered as a goddess and hero of the Spay-Stay. There would be statues of her everywhere and the walls would be painted her favorite perfect color: pink.
"Hi!" Zenon said as she ran up to Mary Sue. "Are you new here? Maybe I could show you around! Stellar!" She looked thoroughly but not perfectly excited. Mary Sue decided that this was the not perfect person she would take pity on.
"Hi, what's your name?" She asked perfectly.
"Oh, I'm Zenon."
"I'm Mary Sue. I've come to find someone who's not perfect."
Zenon looked unperfectly confused. "Why?"
"So I can take pi--I mean," she said hastily but perfectly, "be their friend."
"Er, right. Maybe you should check the hospital deck." Zenon started away.
"Wait! You're not perfect! Will *you* be my friend?" She asked perfectly sweetly.
"NO!" Zenon said, slapping her in the face. Mary Sue looked scandalized (but perfect).
"BUT I'M MARY SUE!" She screeched. "I'M PERFECT! EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MARY SUE'S FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zenon laughed. Orion came running down the hall.
"Hey, who are you?!" He said. "Leave Zenon alone!" He took out a laser gun even though I think those people in those movies don't *have* weapons and shot Mary Sue. Zenon hugged Orion.
"That was SOOOO stellar! You're my hero!" She kissed Orion (who was blushing) on the cheek and then they left.
Eight Mary Sues down...
==XxXxX==
Short -n- stupid. ^_^
