Hey everyone! In anticipation for the holiday season, I had a really cool idea this morning. Ok, so it's not the most original thing out there, but hey.
Note: I'm sorry if the format is screwed up…ff.net did it, not me! It screwed up what I did! L
Disclaimer: I don't own the Mighty Ducks. I also don't own the song "The 12 Days of Christmas." But I did come up with the new lyrics all by myself. Ho ho ho!
The 12 Days of Christmas: Mighty Ducks Style!
(sang to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas)
(music starts up)
Everyone: (clear their throats)
On the First day of Christmas Nosedive gave to me:
A Whole Room Full of TP.
Wildwing: (sighs) Oh Dive…
Nosedive: What?
Grin: (slaps his forehead)
On the Second Day of Christmas Wildwing gave to me: Two Weeks of Practice Wildwing: C'mon guys! We need to be ready for the finals!Everyone: (groan and fall over with fatigue)
And A Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Third day of Christmas Tanya gave to me:
Three Explosions(smoke clears) Tanya: Oops!
Nosedive: (coughs) Another minor miscalculation?
Tanya: Oh, shut up.
Two Weeks of Practice, and a Whole Room Full of TP
On the Forth Day of Christmas Mallory gave to me:
Four Machine Guns
(rapid gunfire) Mallory: Whoo! What a rush!
Grin: She's lost it…
Klegghorn: Does she have a permit for that thing?
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Fifth day of Christmas Duke gave to me:
Five Stolen Rings
Everyone: DUKE!!!
Duke: Heh heh, I was gonna return them…
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Sixth day of Christmas Chameleon gave to me:
Six Ducks A-roastin'
Nosedive: fat chance, Leon…
(Dragonus glares at Chameleon)
Chameleon: Hey, it's the thought that counts!
Five Stolen Rings,
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Seventh day of Christmas Klegghorn gave to me:
Seven Donuts Dunkin'
Klegghorn: Give them back!!!
(Nosedive stuffs his face)
Klegghorn: Nooooo!!!!
Six Ducks A-roastin',
Five Stolen Rings,
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Eighth day of Christmas Grin gave to me:
Eight Crazy Proverbs
Grin: The smallest pebble may divert the mightiest river…
Nosedive: Whatever, Grinster
Seven Donuts Dunkin',
Six Ducks A-roastin',
Five Stolen Rings,
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Ninth day of Christmas Phil gave to me:
Nine Lawsuits Filed
Phil: (rubs hands together) We'll make a fortune!
Mallory: I smell another hair-brained scheme…
Duke: (sniffs air) Is that what that is?
Eight Crazy Proverbs,
Seven Donuts Dunkin',
Six Ducks A-roastin',
Five Stolen Rings,
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Tenth day of Christmas Wraith gave to me:
Ten Magic Spells
Wraith: Mehigat masiyupt!
(Flowers sprout out of Wildwing's nose)
Nosedive: (falls over in laughter)
Nine Lawsuits Filed,
Eight Crazy Proverbs,
Seven Donuts Dunkin',
Six Ducks A-roastin',
Five Stolen Rings,
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas Siege gave to me:
Eleven Splitting Headaches
Tanya: You gotta watch that tail of his…
Siege: (tail swishing) Take that, Duck!
Nosedive: (dazed) Mommy, I don't wanna go to pwe-school…
Ten Magic Spells,
Nine Lawsuits Filed,
Eight Crazy Proverbs,
Seven Donuts Dunkin',
Six Ducks A-roastin',
Five Stolen Rings,
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whole Room Full of TP.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas Dragonus gave to me:
Twelve Heaps of Trouble
Dragonus: (standing over a burning Anaheim) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (snaps awake) A dream?.
Nosedive: Merry Christmas, Lizard-Lips!
Dragonus: Bah Humbug
Eleven Splitting Headaches,
Ten Magic Spells,
Nine Lawsuits Filed,
Eight Crazy Proverbs,
Seven Donuts Dunkin',
Six Ducks A-roastin',
Fiiiiiiiiiiive Stoooooooleeeeeen Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings,
Everyone: (takes a deep breath)
Four Machine Guns,
Three Explosions, Two Weeks of Practice,and a Whooooooole Roooooooom Full of TeeeeeeeeeePeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mallory: (sarcastically) Well, wasn't that fun?
Grin: No.
Phil: Where's my money???
Duke: Phil, it's just a song!
Wildwing: To all our fans out there, Happy Holidays from the Mighty Ducks!
Nosedive: Let's do another song!
Everyone: NO!!!!
Nosedive: Hit it, Mookie!
Mookie: (plays guitar riff)
Nosedive: Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock! ACK! (gets attacked by angry Ducks)
Chameleon: (turns into a green Porky Pig) Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
