Chapter 4: The Annoyingly Cute Chapter
(Back
at the island Pinky was picking berries from bushes when Luigi woke
up.)
Pinky: Hello Luigi.
Luigi: Hello Pinky. What are you
doing?
Pinky: I'm picking berries for my other friend,
Oshi.
Luigi: What color is Oshi?
Pinky: He's orange. It's
almost time to go to the beach. Do you want another ride?
Luigi:
No thank you. I can walk this time. I have the feeling I'll be stuck
here for awhile so I might as well figure out how to get around here.
What did Blacky give you before we left?
Pinky: Blacky wanted me
to give you this.
(Pinky gave the apple to Luigi)
Pinky: Let's
get going. We don't want to be late do we?
Luigi: I guess
not.
(Pinky and Luigi walk to the beach. When they get there they
see Blacky talking to the other yoshis.)
Blacky: Where can they
be?
Pinky: We're right here.
Blacky: Okay. Now that you're here
the meeting can begin.
(Blacky turns to the yoshis. Luigi starts
to eat the apple.)
Blacky: All right everyone. As you already
know, the herd is getting a new member so I'd like you to give Luigi
here a nice, big Yoshi's Island welcome.
Luigi: Yoshi's Island?
I'm on Yoshi's Island?
Yoshis: Welcome to Yoshi's Island,
Luigi!
Blacky: Luigi, would you like to host the rest of the
meeting?
Luigi: Um...sure.
(Luigi stops eating the apple and
turns to the yoshis.)
Luigi: Uh...hi...I'm Luigi...and...if you
have a question...please raise your...hand and...um...I'll call on
you.
(All the yoshis raise their hands.)
Luigi: Oh
boy...um...you...cute yellow one in the front. What's your
name?
Yellowy: I'm Yellowy. Why do you peel you bananas before you
eat them?
Luigi: Wait a sec! Didn't I see you before? And how did
you know about that?
Blacky: I told him and Bluey about it.
Luigi:
Anyway, I don't eat peels. Yes, big red one over there. What is your
name?
Redy: My name is Redy. What were you doing with that
apple?
Luigi: Well, Redy, I was eating it.
Redy: Like
that?
Luigi: Yes. Hey adorable purple yoshi. What is your name?
Don't tell me it's Purpley.
Purpley: You're right. Will you come
home with me tonight? You're kind of cute.
(Luigi blushes.)
Luigi:
I am? Uh...thanks. I'll go home with you tonight. Come on you guys!
Don't you have any questions about my appearance? Don't I look a
little strange to you? Yes, orange yoshi. What's your name?
Orangey:
I'm orangey. What hap-
Luigi: Orangey? I thought you were
Oshi.
Orangey: No. You're thinking of the baby orange
yoshi.
Luigi: What was your question?
Orangey: What happened to
your tail?
Luigi: QUIT ASKING ME THAT! I DON'T HAVE A TAIL!! I
WASN'T BORN WITH A TAIL!!! YOU GUYS ASKED ME THAT A BAZILLION
TIMES!!!!
Blacky: Uh, Orangey. He heard that question a few
times.
Orangey: Sorry.
(Well, this went on until everyone was
called on...but one.)
Luigi: All right, was that
everyone?
Purpley: Wait. You forgot someone.
Luigi: I did?
Who?
(Most of the yoshis leave. Only Pinky, Blacky, and Purpley
remain.)
Purpley: You forgot Oshi.
Luigi: Where is he?
Purpley:
He's down here. He's shy so don't talk too loud.
(Purpley points
to her feet. Luigi got on his hands and knees and looks behind
Purpley's left foot and finds a very small orange yoshi.)
Luigi:
Hi little fella.
(Oshi quickly ducks behind Purpley's foot, then
slowly comes out of hiding. Oshi starts to sniff Luigi.)
Luigi:
Hey stop it. That tickles.
(After a minute of this, Oshi stops and
smiles.)
Oshi: Oshi!
Blacky: How do you like that? He likes
you.
Pinky: How cute.
Luigi: Isn't he supposed to say
yoshi?
Purpley: Oshi is the only thing he can say. He can't get
the beginning right. Oh well. If it wasn't for that, it would be hard
to name him.
Luigi: That makes sense.
(Blacky and Pinky start
to walk home.)
Blacky & Pinky: Bye bye!
Luigi: Bye. See you
tomorrow.
Purpley: So, do you want to go home with me now?
Luigi:
Sure, just lead the way.
(Oshi starts to jump up and down.)
Oshi:
Oshi! Oshi! Oshi! Oshi!
Purpley: Luigi, do you mind if Oshi rides
on your head?
Luigi: That's no problem. He can ride.
(Purpley
picks up Oshi and sets him on Luigi's head.)
Oshi: Oshi!
Purpley:
He sure does like you. He rarely talks to anyone. We have to get
going. It's almost dark. Please follow me.
(Purpley and Luigi walk
to Purpley's house. About halfway there Purpley hears
something.)
Purpley: What's that noise?
Luigi: What
noise?
Oshi: ...snore...
(Purpley gazes around and noticed
Oshi.)
Purpley: Luigi, don't move.
Luigi: Why?
Purpley: Oshi
fell asleep. Let me get him down.
(Purpley picks up Oshi and sets
him on her back, then Purpley and Luigi walk again. After awhile they
reach her house, a small group of trees. Purpley lays Oshi by one of
the trees.)
Purpley: I never saw Oshi fall asleep on anyone's head
before. Are you hungry?
Luigi: A little. I'm kind of thirsty
though.
Purpley: Hmm. I think this will help.
(Purpley walks
over to one of the other trees and picks up watermelon and walks back
to Luigi.)
Purpley: Here you go. You have a rather small mouth so
you'll want to hit it on a rock a few times to get into it.
Luigi:
Uh, sure thanks.
(Luigi takes the watermelon and begins to bash it
on a rock. After a few tries it breaks and Luigi starts to eat the
pieces. When he ate all he could he went back to Purpley.)
Luigi:
I want to go to sleep now. Where am I supposed to sleep. Never mind.
I'll sleep on this tree.
(Luigi climbs one of the trees. When he
found a nice fat branch he pulls himself onto it, then lets his arms
and legs hang from it.)
Luigi: Good night Pur...snore...
(Luigi
fell asleep, it was a pretty long day for the little guy after all.
Purpley eats Luigi's leftovers and looks at him with adoring
eyes.)
Purpley: He's so cute.
(It was late at night when
Wario's ship reached the shore of Kitchen Island. Mario knew looking
for Luigi at night wasn't a good idea so he will search for him
tomorrow. Waluigi, who was still up to tricks, had other
plans.)
Mario: You guys, I'm going to go to bed. I'll look for
Luigi in the morning. Okay?
Waluigi: Okay.
(Mario walks into
the cabin and lies down on the bed. Wario closes the door and walks
over to Waluigi.)
Wario: Yo, Tooth Pick. What are we going to
do?
Waluigi: I'll tell you what we're not going to do. We're not
searching the island.
Wario: What do you mean?
Waluigi: We
killed Luigi, right? So there's no need to be at sea any longer. I'll
just drive this thing home.
(Waluigi walks toward the steering
wheel.)
Wario: Good idea. Why should we let Mario look for a guy
that's dead?
(And so Waluigi drives the ship and leaves Kitchen
Island. Since Mario was asleep he didn't know he was going anywhere.
Waluigi drove the ship until he got tired, then Wario took over, but
the drowsiness caught up with him too. Wario dropped the anchor and
went to bed.)
Wario: (muttering) You'll never find your brother,
Mario. We killed him!
(In the morning at Purpley's house Luigi
wakes up and hears his Pokemon alarm clock. Still half asleep and not
knowing where he was, Luigi reaches out to shut of the alarm, but
falls out of the tree instead.)
Luigi: What the? Aaahhh!
(Splat!
Luigi landed on a pile of watermelons and smashed half of them.
Purpley and Oshi woke up and saw Luigi in the watermelons.)
Luigi:
Mama mia. What the heck happened?
Purpley: Luigi? You made
breakfast?
Luigi: Uh, I dunno.
Oshi: Oshi.
(Luigi, Purpley,
and Oshi ate some of the watermelons for breakfast. Oshi ate a
little, Purpley ate a lot and Luigi...well...had somewhere in
between.)
Purpley: Yum. That was good.
Luigi: It sure
was.
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi!
(While Luigi was having a good morning,
Mario was having a not-so-good morning. After he woke up he looked
out the window and saw he wasn't by Kitchen Island or any
island.)
Mario: Noooooooooo! Wario! Waluigi! Wake up!
Wario:
...coins...snore...must have...snore...more coins...
Waluigi:
...snore...ha ha...snore...I killed ...snore...Luigi...snore...bye
bye forever...snore...
Mario: What in the world? Wake up!
(Wario
and Waluigi wake and were not in a good mood. Mario wasn't in a very
good mood either.)
Mario: You turds! What the heck is going on
here?! Why aren't we at Kitchen Island?! Where are we?! WWLUIGI, WHAT
WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?! I WANT ANSWERS!
...huff...puff...huff
Waluigi: Don't call us turds! Wario forgot
to drop the anchor! I don't know where we are! AND I WAS DREAMING OF
A VIDEO GAME!
Mario: You liar!
(On Yoshi's Island Luigi,
Purpley, and Oshi were playing in a meadow. Luigi was sniffing
flowers and thinking about how lucky he was to survive the storm and
landing on the sweet island. He was about to smell a pink flower when
a butterfly flew by.)
Luigi: I think I'll chase this
Butterfree...er...butterfly
Purpley: Don't go to far.
(Luigi
chases the butterfly for a while. Luigi gave up the chase because it
flew up a tree. Luigi, who was now lost, looked around and saw
Blacky's cave.)
Luigi: I guess I'll visit Blacky. He's gonna laugh
when I tell him about when I woke up this morning.
(Luigi walks to
the cave. Before he could say hello, Blacky came out.)
Blacky: Hi
Luigi.
Luigi: Hi Blacky. You'll never guess what I did when I woke
up today.
Blacky: Tell me. I want to know.
(Luigi tells Blacky
about falling out of the tree and landing on the watermelons. Blacky
laughs.)
Blacky: Tee hee hee...you fell out of a tree...hee
hee...and landed on watermelons?
Luigi: And get this: Purpley saw
me in the watermelons and thought I made breakfast.
Blacky: Tee
hee...Purpley is kind of silly. Let's go to the beach.
Luigi: Is
there going to be another meeting?
Blacky: Not this time. We're
going to play games.
Luigi: Cool. Let's go.
(Blacky and Luigi
go to the beach. All the yoshis were there, even Oshi and
Purpley.)
Blacky: Hey yoshis. What game do you want to play?
(The
yoshis just whispered to each other, then Pinky spoke up.)
Pinky:
We were going to let Luigi pick a game.
Blacky: Very well then,
what game do you want to play Luigi?
Luigi: Do you know how to
play Hide-and-go-seek?
Bluey: That sounds like fun. How do you
play?
(Luigi explains how to play the game. All the yoshis
nod.)
Orangey: That does sound like fun. Who will be It?
Luigi:
I dunno. Let me think. I got it. How about the yoshi that's the first
color of the rainbow?
Purpley: But who would that be?
(Luigi
looks around. The first color of the rainbow is red...or was it
pink?)
Luigi: I don't know if it's Redy or Pinky.
Pinky &
Redy: What should we do?
Luigi: Do you know how to play Rock,
paper, scissors?
Redy: I never heard of that.
Luigi: I will
teach you.
(Luigi showed Redy and Pinky how to play.)
Luigi:
Remember, the loser is It.
(Pinky and Redy play one round, but
they both had rock. They tried again, but they both rock again. In
round 3 they both had paper.)
Luigi: Oh dear.
(Round 4 was
different. Pinky had scissors and Redy had paper.)
Luigi: Pinky
wins. Redy is It!
Redy: Darn.
Luigi: All right, Redy, since
you're It you have to close your eyes and count to twenty, then try
to find us.
(Redy closes his eyes and starts counting. Luigi and
the other yoshis look for hiding places.)
Redy:
...eleven...twelve...what's after
that?...fourteen...thirteen...fifteen...
(When Redy
finished counting he opened his eyes and walked to the water and
found the father/son pair of Bluey and Yellowy trying to camouflage
themselves with the water and sand.)
Redy: I found you!
Bluey:
Darn it.
Yellowy: Aww.
(Redy walked towards the trees and found
Purpley in a bush then Orangey behind a tree.)
Purpley: Oh
no.
(Now the only ones to find were Blacky, Pinky, and Luigi. Redy
found the last two yoshis. Now where was the goofy plumber?)
Redy:
Where is he? Oh, I give up! Come out!
Luigi: Ha ha ha
AAAHHH!!!
(Luigi fell out of a nearby tree. All the yoshis
laugh.)
Luigi: D'oh! I wish I'd quit falling off trees!
