Chapter 4: The Annoyingly Cute Chapter

(Back at the island Pinky was picking berries from bushes when Luigi woke up.)
Pinky: Hello Luigi.
Luigi: Hello Pinky. What are you doing?
Pinky: I'm picking berries for my other friend, Oshi.
Luigi: What color is Oshi?
Pinky: He's orange. It's almost time to go to the beach. Do you want another ride?
Luigi: No thank you. I can walk this time. I have the feeling I'll be stuck here for awhile so I might as well figure out how to get around here. What did Blacky give you before we left?
Pinky: Blacky wanted me to give you this.
(Pinky gave the apple to Luigi)
Pinky: Let's get going. We don't want to be late do we?
Luigi: I guess not.
(Pinky and Luigi walk to the beach. When they get there they see Blacky talking to the other yoshis.)
Blacky: Where can they be?
Pinky: We're right here.
Blacky: Okay. Now that you're here the meeting can begin.
(Blacky turns to the yoshis. Luigi starts to eat the apple.)
Blacky: All right everyone. As you already know, the herd is getting a new member so I'd like you to give Luigi here a nice, big Yoshi's Island welcome.
Luigi: Yoshi's Island? I'm on Yoshi's Island?
Yoshis: Welcome to Yoshi's Island, Luigi!
Blacky: Luigi, would you like to host the rest of the meeting?
Luigi: Um...sure.
(Luigi stops eating the apple and turns to the yoshis.)
Luigi: Uh...hi...I'm Luigi...and...if you have a question...please raise your...hand and...um...I'll call on you.
(All the yoshis raise their hands.)
Luigi: Oh boy...um...you...cute yellow one in the front. What's your name?
Yellowy: I'm Yellowy. Why do you peel you bananas before you eat them?
Luigi: Wait a sec! Didn't I see you before? And how did you know about that?
Blacky: I told him and Bluey about it.
Luigi: Anyway, I don't eat peels. Yes, big red one over there. What is your name?
Redy: My name is Redy. What were you doing with that apple?
Luigi: Well, Redy, I was eating it.
Redy: Like that?
Luigi: Yes. Hey adorable purple yoshi. What is your name? Don't tell me it's Purpley.
Purpley: You're right. Will you come home with me tonight? You're kind of cute.
(Luigi blushes.)
Luigi: I am? Uh...thanks. I'll go home with you tonight. Come on you guys! Don't you have any questions about my appearance? Don't I look a little strange to you? Yes, orange yoshi. What's your name?
Orangey: I'm orangey. What hap-
Luigi: Orangey? I thought you were Oshi.
Orangey: No. You're thinking of the baby orange yoshi.
Luigi: What was your question?
Orangey: What happened to your tail?
Luigi: QUIT ASKING ME THAT! I DON'T HAVE A TAIL!! I WASN'T BORN WITH A TAIL!!! YOU GUYS ASKED ME THAT A BAZILLION TIMES!!!!
Blacky: Uh, Orangey. He heard that question a few times.
Orangey: Sorry.
(Well, this went on until everyone was called on...but one.)
Luigi: All right, was that everyone?
Purpley: Wait. You forgot someone.
Luigi: I did? Who?
(Most of the yoshis leave. Only Pinky, Blacky, and Purpley remain.)
Purpley: You forgot Oshi.
Luigi: Where is he?
Purpley: He's down here. He's shy so don't talk too loud.
(Purpley points to her feet. Luigi got on his hands and knees and looks behind Purpley's left foot and finds a very small orange yoshi.)
Luigi: Hi little fella.
(Oshi quickly ducks behind Purpley's foot, then slowly comes out of hiding. Oshi starts to sniff Luigi.)
Luigi: Hey stop it. That tickles.
(After a minute of this, Oshi stops and smiles.)
Oshi: Oshi!
Blacky: How do you like that? He likes you.
Pinky: How cute.
Luigi: Isn't he supposed to say yoshi?
Purpley: Oshi is the only thing he can say. He can't get the beginning right. Oh well. If it wasn't for that, it would be hard to name him.
Luigi: That makes sense.
(Blacky and Pinky start to walk home.)
Blacky & Pinky: Bye bye!
Luigi: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Purpley: So, do you want to go home with me now?
Luigi: Sure, just lead the way.
(Oshi starts to jump up and down.)
Oshi: Oshi! Oshi! Oshi! Oshi!
Purpley: Luigi, do you mind if Oshi rides on your head?
Luigi: That's no problem. He can ride.
(Purpley picks up Oshi and sets him on Luigi's head.)
Oshi: Oshi!
Purpley: He sure does like you. He rarely talks to anyone. We have to get going. It's almost dark. Please follow me.
(Purpley and Luigi walk to Purpley's house. About halfway there Purpley hears something.)
Purpley: What's that noise?
Luigi: What noise?
Oshi: ...snore...
(Purpley gazes around and noticed Oshi.)
Purpley: Luigi, don't move.
Luigi: Why?
Purpley: Oshi fell asleep. Let me get him down.
(Purpley picks up Oshi and sets him on her back, then Purpley and Luigi walk again. After awhile they reach her house, a small group of trees. Purpley lays Oshi by one of the trees.)
Purpley: I never saw Oshi fall asleep on anyone's head before. Are you hungry?
Luigi: A little. I'm kind of thirsty though.
Purpley: Hmm. I think this will help.
(Purpley walks over to one of the other trees and picks up watermelon and walks back to Luigi.)
Purpley: Here you go. You have a rather small mouth so you'll want to hit it on a rock a few times to get into it.
Luigi: Uh, sure thanks.
(Luigi takes the watermelon and begins to bash it on a rock. After a few tries it breaks and Luigi starts to eat the pieces. When he ate all he could he went back to Purpley.)
Luigi: I want to go to sleep now. Where am I supposed to sleep. Never mind. I'll sleep on this tree.
(Luigi climbs one of the trees. When he found a nice fat branch he pulls himself onto it, then lets his arms and legs hang from it.)
Luigi: Good night Pur...snore...
(Luigi fell asleep, it was a pretty long day for the little guy after all. Purpley eats Luigi's leftovers and looks at him with adoring eyes.)
Purpley: He's so cute.
(It was late at night when Wario's ship reached the shore of Kitchen Island. Mario knew looking for Luigi at night wasn't a good idea so he will search for him tomorrow. Waluigi, who was still up to tricks, had other plans.)
Mario: You guys, I'm going to go to bed. I'll look for Luigi in the morning. Okay?
Waluigi: Okay.
(Mario walks into the cabin and lies down on the bed. Wario closes the door and walks over to Waluigi.)
Wario: Yo, Tooth Pick. What are we going to do?
Waluigi: I'll tell you what we're not going to do. We're not searching the island.
Wario: What do you mean?
Waluigi: We killed Luigi, right? So there's no need to be at sea any longer. I'll just drive this thing home.
(Waluigi walks toward the steering wheel.)
Wario: Good idea. Why should we let Mario look for a guy that's dead?
(And so Waluigi drives the ship and leaves Kitchen Island. Since Mario was asleep he didn't know he was going anywhere. Waluigi drove the ship until he got tired, then Wario took over, but the drowsiness caught up with him too. Wario dropped the anchor and went to bed.)
Wario: (muttering) You'll never find your brother, Mario. We killed him!
(In the morning at Purpley's house Luigi wakes up and hears his Pokemon alarm clock. Still half asleep and not knowing where he was, Luigi reaches out to shut of the alarm, but falls out of the tree instead.)
Luigi: What the? Aaahhh!
(Splat! Luigi landed on a pile of watermelons and smashed half of them. Purpley and Oshi woke up and saw Luigi in the watermelons.)
Luigi: Mama mia. What the heck happened?
Purpley: Luigi? You made breakfast?
Luigi: Uh, I dunno.
Oshi: Oshi.
(Luigi, Purpley, and Oshi ate some of the watermelons for breakfast. Oshi ate a little, Purpley ate a lot and Luigi...well...had somewhere in between.)
Purpley: Yum. That was good.
Luigi: It sure was.
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi!
(While Luigi was having a good morning, Mario was having a not-so-good morning. After he woke up he looked out the window and saw he wasn't by Kitchen Island or any island.)
Mario: Noooooooooo! Wario! Waluigi! Wake up!
Wario: ...coins...snore...must have...snore...more coins...
Waluigi: ...snore...ha ha...snore...I killed ...snore...Luigi...snore...bye bye forever...snore...
Mario: What in the world? Wake up!
(Wario and Waluigi wake and were not in a good mood. Mario wasn't in a very good mood either.)
Mario: You turds! What the heck is going on here?! Why aren't we at Kitchen Island?! Where are we?! WWLUIGI, WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?! I WANT ANSWERS! ...huff...puff...huff
Waluigi: Don't call us turds! Wario forgot to drop the anchor! I don't know where we are! AND I WAS DREAMING OF A VIDEO GAME!
Mario: You liar!
(On Yoshi's Island Luigi, Purpley, and Oshi were playing in a meadow. Luigi was sniffing flowers and thinking about how lucky he was to survive the storm and landing on the sweet island. He was about to smell a pink flower when a butterfly flew by.)
Luigi: I think I'll chase this Butterfree...er...butterfly
Purpley: Don't go to far.
(Luigi chases the butterfly for a while. Luigi gave up the chase because it flew up a tree. Luigi, who was now lost, looked around and saw Blacky's cave.)
Luigi: I guess I'll visit Blacky. He's gonna laugh when I tell him about when I woke up this morning.
(Luigi walks to the cave. Before he could say hello, Blacky came out.)
Blacky: Hi Luigi.
Luigi: Hi Blacky. You'll never guess what I did when I woke up today.
Blacky: Tell me. I want to know.
(Luigi tells Blacky about falling out of the tree and landing on the watermelons. Blacky laughs.)
Blacky: Tee hee hee...you fell out of a tree...hee hee...and landed on watermelons?
Luigi: And get this: Purpley saw me in the watermelons and thought I made breakfast.
Blacky: Tee hee...Purpley is kind of silly. Let's go to the beach.
Luigi: Is there going to be another meeting?
Blacky: Not this time. We're going to play games.
Luigi: Cool. Let's go.
(Blacky and Luigi go to the beach. All the yoshis were there, even Oshi and Purpley.)
Blacky: Hey yoshis. What game do you want to play?
(The yoshis just whispered to each other, then Pinky spoke up.)
Pinky: We were going to let Luigi pick a game.
Blacky: Very well then, what game do you want to play Luigi?
Luigi: Do you know how to play Hide-and-go-seek?
Bluey: That sounds like fun. How do you play?
(Luigi explains how to play the game. All the yoshis nod.)
Orangey: That does sound like fun. Who will be It?
Luigi: I dunno. Let me think. I got it. How about the yoshi that's the first color of the rainbow?
Purpley: But who would that be?
(Luigi looks around. The first color of the rainbow is red...or was it pink?)
Luigi: I don't know if it's Redy or Pinky.
Pinky & Redy: What should we do?
Luigi: Do you know how to play Rock, paper, scissors?
Redy: I never heard of that.
Luigi: I will teach you.
(Luigi showed Redy and Pinky how to play.)
Luigi: Remember, the loser is It.
(Pinky and Redy play one round, but they both had rock. They tried again, but they both rock again. In round 3 they both had paper.)
Luigi: Oh dear.
(Round 4 was different. Pinky had scissors and Redy had paper.)
Luigi: Pinky wins. Redy is It!
Redy: Darn.
Luigi: All right, Redy, since you're It you have to close your eyes and count to twenty, then try to find us.
(Redy closes his eyes and starts counting. Luigi and the other yoshis look for hiding places.)
Redy: ...eleven...twelve...what's after that?...fourteen...thirteen...fifteen...
(When Redy finished counting he opened his eyes and walked to the water and found the father/son pair of Bluey and Yellowy trying to camouflage themselves with the water and sand.)
Redy: I found you!
Bluey: Darn it.
Yellowy: Aww.
(Redy walked towards the trees and found Purpley in a bush then Orangey behind a tree.)
Purpley: Oh no.
(Now the only ones to find were Blacky, Pinky, and Luigi. Redy found the last two yoshis. Now where was the goofy plumber?)
Redy: Where is he? Oh, I give up! Come out!
Luigi: Ha ha ha AAAHHH!!!
(Luigi fell out of a nearby tree. All the yoshis laugh.)
Luigi: D'oh! I wish I'd quit falling off trees!