Chapter 5: A Trip to Sarasaland
(Luigi
was having a lot of fun with the yoshis so let's focus on Mario for
awhile. On the ship Mario is trying to get Waluigi to tell the truth
about Luigi and their whereabouts.)
Waluigi: I already told you. I
don't know where we are.
Mario: I know you're lying! Where are
we?
Waluigi: I don't know!
Mario: All right! That does it! What
did you do to Luigi? Where is Luigi?! Where the heck are we?! I'M
GETTING TICKED OFF NOW! I WANT MY LITTLE BROTHER!!
...huff...puff...(whispering)...man I'm out of shape...huff...
puff...
Waluigi: What will you do if I don't tell you?
Mario:
I'm going to...huff...freeze you and Wario...huff...puff...you
little turd!
(Mario takes a deep breath and fires a Freeze Blaster
at Waluigi.)
Waluigi: Yow! That stings!
(Mario's aim was
perfect. The only part of Waluigi that wasn't frozen was his
head.)
Mario: If you know what's good for you, you'd tell the
truth.
Waluigi: Never!
Mario: I'm sorry, but never is the
incorrect answer. Now I have to freeze Wario too.
(Mario runs to
Wario, who was on the deck and fires a Freeze Blaster at his back.
Mario's aim was still good. Wario's head wasn't frozen.)
Wario:
You're not going to win this time.
Mario: Are you going to talk or
do I have to chuck you into the water?
Wario: Okay okay I'll talk.
Waluigi wanted to do something evil to Luigi and he knew about the
storm. And when you were going to look for Luigi on Kitchen Island I
saw Waluigi driving the boat away. I was only helping because I'm
sick of him calling me stuff like Lard Butt.
Mario: I that's what
I thought.
Wario: I don't know if Luigi is dead or not, but if you
want to look for him there's some land behind you.
Mario: Huh?
Where?
(Mario looks behind him and saw a castle.)
Mario: That
castle looks familiar. We should stop there and pick up some
directions and possibly supplies. You ate my last bag of potato
chips.
Wario: Can you do me a favor?
Mario: Sure, what?
Wario:
Get me out of here! My butt is getting numb!
(Mario turns Wario
onto his side, then he breaks the ice by doing a few Hip Drops on
it.)
Wario: Thanks.
Mario: Should I let Waluigi out too?
(Mario
and Wario walk by the cabin and saw Waluigi still stuck in the
ice.)
Waluigi: Hey! Get me out of here! My legs have icicles on
them! Help!
Wario: I wouldn't try it. He tried to kill your little
brother. That's just plain mean.
Mario: Can you give me more info
on the storm?
Wario: Yeah. Waluigi knew that storm was coming and
he locked Luigi out on purpose. And I lied to you about the life
savers. I was told to get rid of them.
Waluigi: What?! Don't tell
me that! Kill him! Kill him!
Wario: SHUT UP!
(Wario walks into
the cabin and punches Waluigi in the face. Mario closes the door
after Wario walks out.)
Mario: That's better. Let's visit that
castle.
Wario: Let me do something first.
(Wario locks the
door.)
Mario: Sweet idea.
Wario: Thanks.
(Wario goes over to
the steering wheel and drives the ship to land, then Mario and Wario
walk to the castle.)
Wario: Where are we?
Mario: I think this
is Sarasaland. That must be Daisy's castle.
Wario: We better tell
her about her boyfriend.
(They walk up to the castle door and ring
the doorbell. Daisy answers the door.)
Daisy: Mario? What are you
doing here? Where is Luigi?
Mario: I don't know where Luigi is. I
was going to-
Wario: Hey lady. Is Luigi in your kingdom?
Mario:
Wario!
Daisy: I took a walk earlier today, but I didn't see him.
Would you like to come in?
Mario & Wario: Sure.
(Mario and
Wario step inside. Daisy closes the door behind them.)
Mario: By
the way, how's the kid doing?
Daisy: You mean Baby Mario? He's
fine. Follow me.
(Mario and Wario follow Daisy into a room where
Baby Mario was watching the Care Bears on TV.)
Daisy: Baby Mario,
look who's here.
(Baby Mario turned and saw Mario.)
B.Mario:
Yay!
Mario: How's it going?
Daisy: He's doing very good. He
learn how to turn the TV off today.
Mario: Really? Cool. Show
me.
(Baby Mario gets off the couch and skips over to the TV, then
pushes the off button.)
Wario: Wow, that was good.
B.Mario:
Whoo hoo!
Mario: Daisy, can I talk to you in private?
Daisy:
Sure, go in here.
Mario: Okay. Wario! Keep the kid busy!
Wario:
Fine.
(Wario turns the TV on. Mario follows Daisy into the other
room.)
Mario: Daisy, there's something I have to tell you.
Daisy:
Tell me.
Mario: Um...uh...man, I don't know how to tell you
this...but (quickly) I don't know Where Luigi is. There, I said
it.
Daisy: What do you mean you don't know where he is?
Mario:
It's just...well...Wario, Waluigi, Luigi, and I were using Wario's
ship to go to the Mario Bros. court and a storm came and Waluigi
locked Luigi out of the cabin.
Daisy: The storm from a few days
ago? Mario, didn't you know about that? Didn't you try to get
Luigi?
Mario: Yes. No. And I tried to get Luigi, but Waluigi made
me screw up.
Daisy: Where's Waluigi now?
Mario: He's on the
ship. I froze him and he's locked in the cabin. And I'm searching a
bunch of islands for Luigi. Daisy, we need some food cause we're
out.
Daisy: That's it. I'm coming with you! Nobody ditches my boy
friend and gets away with it! Not even Waluigi or Tatanga.
Mario:
Whoa...this is happening too fast. What about Baby Mario?
Daisy:
I'm taking him with me.
Mario: Daisy, this stuff may be dangerous.
Are you sure you want to come?
(Daisy already ran out of the
room.)
Daisy: Luigi, here I come!
B.Mario: Huh?
(Daisy got
some supplies and ran out the door.)
Mario: Wait! You don't even
know where you're going.
Daisy: Well come on. We don't have all
day!
Mario: Wario, come out here and bring the baby.
(Everyone
leaves the castle and walks to the ship. When they reach it Mario
goes into the cabin and finds a half thawed Waluigi thrashing
about.)
Waluigi: There you are. Get me out of this ice
cube!
Mario: No way.
Daisy: You! Don't you dare ditch my
boyfriend again!
(Daisy smacks Waluigi in the back of his
head.)
B.Mario: Ha ha.
Waluigi: What are you two doing
here?
Mario: Be quiet Waluigi. We don't want to hear your crappy
voice anymore.
(Mario picks up Waluigi's ice block and carries it
onto the deck and sets it down.)
Mario: I can always throw you
into the water, but since I'm such a nice guy I'll just freeze you
some more.
(Mario fires a Freeze Blaster at Waluigi.)
Waluigi:
You can freeze me all you want, but you'll never find Lu-
(Mario
fires another Freeze Blaster at Waluigi's head.)
Mario: There,
that will shut you up!
(Mario enters the cabin and joins the
others.)
Mario: Wario, you really have to do something about that
brother of yours.
Wario: I know. It's not like he's cute and sweet
like Luigi is. Waluigi is just plain stupid.
Daisy: You're telling
me!
Wario: What island are we going to check?
Mario: I'm not
sure. Can you give me th-
Daisy: Kong Island is the closest
one.
Wario: All right. I'll do the driving.
(Wario rushes out
the door and looks at the frozen Waluigi statue.)
Wario: Ha!
That's what you get for being a jerk.
(Wario runs away. Mario lies
down on the bed.)
Daisy: Mario, are you okay?
Mario: I'm just
tired. I'm going to take a nap.
(Baby Mario jumps onto the bed.
Mario pat him on the head.)
Mario: Hi kid.
(Mario looks out the
window.)
Mario: Don't worry Luigi. I'll find you.
