Chapter 6: Luigi Versus Blacky?

(At night we see Luigi preparing to go to sleep. He was tuckered out from playing games like Hide-and-go-seek, Tic-Tac-Toe, and Tag. He was going to climb the tree, but he had second thoughts.)
He played this by getting the sand wet and drawing on it with a stick. The yoshis were fond of this idea.
Luigi: Aww crap. I want to go to sleep, but I don't want to fall off a tree again.
Purpley: Why don't you sleep next to me?
Luigi: Well, I did it once I can do it again.
(Luigi lies down next to Purpley.)
Purpley: You're so cute. Are all humans as cute as you?
Luigi: Er...uh...my brother is good-looking.
Purpley: What's his name? What does he look like?
Luigi: His name is Mario and he's...um...a little shorter than me and he's kind of chubby and he's red instead of green.
(Purpley accidentally bumps into Luigi and his hat falls off. Purpley picks it up.)
Purpley: (quickly) Oh no! I'm so sorry. What is this thing anyway?
(Purpley gives Luigi his hat.)
Luigi: Well, this is a hat.
Purpley: What does it do?
(Luigi was quiet for a moment.)
Luigi: Um...it hides my hairdo.
Purpley: What's a hairdo?
Luigi: Never mind.
(Luigi puts his hat back on and falls asleep. The next day when Luigi, Purpley, and Oshi went to the beach to join the other yoshis, Blacky said something very shocking.)
Blacky: Luigi, I challenge you to a tilting island fight.
(All the yoshis stared at Luigi.)
Luigi: What is a tilting island fight?
Blacky: See that little island over there?
(Blacky points to a small island.)
Blacky: You're good at hiding, running, and swimming. I want to see how good you are at fighting.
Luigi: I can't hurt a cute little dinosaur.
Pinky: This is an honor, Luigi. Only the best get to fight Blacky. He is our leader you know.
Luigi: But...but...but...
Bluey: I fought Blacky once. The match didn't last very long because I lost.
Blacky: Besides, if you beat me, you'll be the new herd leader.
Luigi: I will?
Orangey: You would make a cool leader.
Yellowy: He's already cool.
Luigi: Uh...okay Blacky. I'll fight you.
Blacky: Let's go to that island.
(Luigi and Blacky jumped into the water and swam to the island, then they got on it.)
Blacky: You know how to do this, right?
Luigi: No.
Blacky: I'll explain then. The object of the game is to knock me off the island, but I'll try to knock you off too. Since this is a match against the leader, that would be me, special attacks are allowed. If you fall off you lose. Got it?
Luigi: Sure do. I did something like this before.
Yellowy: Are you guys ready yet?
(Yellowy swam to the tilting island.)
Blacky: You bet.
Luigi: Uh, yeah.
Yellowy: Get into battle positions. Remember, this is a free-for-all match so you can do anything, but don't throw the match, that's boring.
(Blacky stands on the east side of the island. Luigi takes the west. Yellowy swims half way to the shore.)
Yellowy: All right yoshis! They're ready!
(Pinky, Redy, Orangey, Bluey, Purpley, and Oshi try to get as close to the island as they can while staying on the shore. Pinky was holding something white with spots on it.)
Yellowy: On the left is the Yoshi's Island champion, Blacky! And on the right is the cha-
Blacky: Luigi didn't challenge me! I challenged him!
Yellowy: I mean, on the right is new comer, Luigi!
(The yoshis cheer. Yellowy turns to the fighters.)
Yellowy: On the count of three let the match begin...one...two...three!
(Luigi and Blacky charge at each other. Blacky tried to headbutt, but Luigi evaded the attack. Luigi punched Blacky in the back and got tail attacked when he did it. Blacky jumps high into the air.)
Bluey: Here comes the Hip Drop. It seems to work every time.
(Blacky did the Hip Drop and totally missed his target. Luigi bit Blacky in the neck.)
Blacky: Yow!
Orangey: What kind of attack is that?
Bluey: I think he was trying to eat Blacky.
Pinky: That was cool looking.
(Blacky jumped into the air again. Before he had the chance to Hip Drop, Luigi shot a fire ball at him.)
Yellowy: Whoa! He shoots fire! I knew he was hot stuff, but that is HOT!
(Luigi went to headbutt Blacky. Unfortunately, Blacky had the same idea. They knocked their heads together and now they're both stunned.)
Luigi: Does anyone have an ice pack I can use?
Blacky: Ow. What happened?
Yellowy: That's gotta hurt!
(Blacky lashed out his tongue and grabbed Luigi, then he swallowed him and laid an egg.)
Blacky: Tee hee hee.
Luigi: Hey! Where am I? Get me out of here!
(Blacky was about to kick the egg into the sea when Luigi popped out of it. Blacky jumped and did the Hip Drop on Luigi which turned him into a...well...plumber pancake.)
Blacky: Uh oh. I don't think that worked.
Orangey: Where did he go?
Purpley: He's as flat as a leaf.
Bluey: Will he be okay?
Redy: There he is. He looks mad!
(Luigi stomps toward Blacky, who looks a little frightened.)
Luigi: You really did it now! You can headbutt me, you can tail whip me, you can turn me into an egg, but nobody Hip Drops on me! Hyper Burn!
(Luigi shots a Hyper Burn attack at Blacky and set his tail ablaze. Blacky runs around in circles.)
Blacky: Ow! Ow! Ow! That burns!
(When Blacky runs close to the edge of the island, Luigi shoves him into the water. Yellowy swam to the island and got on it, then raises Luigi's hand.)
Yellowy: Luigi wins!
(The yoshis cheer. Luigi, Yellowy, and Blacky swam back to shore. Blacky stays in the water.)
Orangey: That burning attack was cool! I knew you would make a cool leader.
Luigi: Leader?
Blacky: Did you forget? If you beat the leader in a battle you become the leader.
Luigi: Aren't you going to get out of the water?
Blacky: No thanks. My tail still hurts. You wasn't kidding when you said you did this before.
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi oshi Luigi!
(Everyone stared at Oshi.)
Luigi: Did he just...but I thought...that can't be.
Purpley: Can you say that again, Oshi?
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi oshi Luigi!
Pinky: Wow! He said Luigi's name.
Purpley: He really does like you.
Luigi: Hey Pinky. Why are you sitting like that?
Pinky: Oh, there's something I'd like to show you.
(Pinky stands up and there, right where Pinky sat, was a yoshi's egg.)
Luigi: You laid an egg?
Pinky: I've had this before you came here.
(Pinky give the egg to Luigi.)
Pinky: I've been keeping it at my home. Now, I'd like you to help it hatch. Can you do that for me?
Luigi: Sure. I bet egg hatching is fun.
Purpley: I found this earlier.
(Purpley shows Luigi a pink sparkly rock.)
Purpley: It's not much, but I'd like you to have it.
Luigi: That's a pretty rock.
(Luigi takes the rock and puts it in his pocket.)
Luigi: (quickly) Guys. Can I do something real quick?
(Luigi hands the egg to Pinky, then he runs behind a tree.)
Bluey: What was that all about?
(Bluey walks over to the tree and saw Luigi pull his pants down.)
Bluey: AAAHHH!!!
Luigi: Bluey! Don't look! I just want to go poop!