Chapter 6: Luigi Versus Blacky?
(At
night we see Luigi preparing to go to sleep. He was tuckered out from
playing games like Hide-and-go-seek, Tic-Tac-Toe, and Tag. He was
going to climb the tree, but he had second thoughts.)
He played
this by getting the sand wet and drawing on it with a stick. The
yoshis were fond of this idea.
Luigi: Aww crap. I want to go to
sleep, but I don't want to fall off a tree again.
Purpley: Why
don't you sleep next to me?
Luigi: Well, I did it once I can do it
again.
(Luigi lies down next to Purpley.)
Purpley: You're so
cute. Are all humans as cute as you?
Luigi: Er...uh...my brother
is good-looking.
Purpley: What's his name? What does he look
like?
Luigi: His name is Mario and he's...um...a little shorter
than me and he's kind of chubby and he's red instead of
green.
(Purpley accidentally bumps into Luigi and his hat falls
off. Purpley picks it up.)
Purpley: (quickly) Oh no! I'm so sorry.
What is this thing anyway?
(Purpley gives Luigi his hat.)
Luigi:
Well, this is a hat.
Purpley: What does it do?
(Luigi was quiet
for a moment.)
Luigi: Um...it hides my hairdo.
Purpley: What's
a hairdo?
Luigi: Never mind.
(Luigi puts his hat back on and
falls asleep. The next day when Luigi, Purpley, and Oshi went to the
beach to join the other yoshis, Blacky said something very
shocking.)
Blacky: Luigi, I challenge you to a tilting island
fight.
(All the yoshis stared at Luigi.)
Luigi: What is a
tilting island fight?
Blacky: See that little island over
there?
(Blacky points to a small island.)
Blacky: You're good
at hiding, running, and swimming. I want to see how good you are at
fighting.
Luigi: I can't hurt a cute little dinosaur.
Pinky:
This is an honor, Luigi. Only the best get to fight Blacky. He is our
leader you know.
Luigi: But...but...but...
Bluey: I fought
Blacky once. The match didn't last very long because I lost.
Blacky:
Besides, if you beat me, you'll be the new herd leader.
Luigi: I
will?
Orangey: You would make a cool leader.
Yellowy: He's
already cool.
Luigi: Uh...okay Blacky. I'll fight you.
Blacky:
Let's go to that island.
(Luigi and Blacky jumped into the water
and swam to the island, then they got on it.)
Blacky: You know how
to do this, right?
Luigi: No.
Blacky: I'll explain then. The
object of the game is to knock me off the island, but I'll try to
knock you off too. Since this is a match against the leader, that
would be me, special attacks are allowed. If you fall off you lose.
Got it?
Luigi: Sure do. I did something like this before.
Yellowy:
Are you guys ready yet?
(Yellowy swam to the tilting
island.)
Blacky: You bet.
Luigi: Uh, yeah.
Yellowy: Get into
battle positions. Remember, this is a free-for-all match so you can
do anything, but don't throw the match, that's boring.
(Blacky
stands on the east side of the island. Luigi takes the west. Yellowy
swims half way to the shore.)
Yellowy: All right yoshis! They're
ready!
(Pinky, Redy, Orangey, Bluey, Purpley, and Oshi try to get
as close to the island as they can while staying on the shore. Pinky
was holding something white with spots on it.)
Yellowy: On the
left is the Yoshi's Island champion, Blacky! And on the right is the
cha-
Blacky: Luigi didn't challenge me! I challenged him!
Yellowy:
I mean, on the right is new comer, Luigi!
(The yoshis cheer.
Yellowy turns to the fighters.)
Yellowy: On the count of three let
the match begin...one...two...three!
(Luigi and Blacky charge at
each other. Blacky tried to headbutt, but Luigi evaded the attack.
Luigi punched Blacky in the back and got tail attacked when he did
it. Blacky jumps high into the air.)
Bluey: Here comes the Hip
Drop. It seems to work every time.
(Blacky did the Hip Drop and
totally missed his target. Luigi bit Blacky in the neck.)
Blacky:
Yow!
Orangey: What kind of attack is that?
Bluey: I think he
was trying to eat Blacky.
Pinky: That was cool looking.
(Blacky
jumped into the air again. Before he had the chance to Hip Drop,
Luigi shot a fire ball at him.)
Yellowy: Whoa! He shoots fire! I
knew he was hot stuff, but that is HOT!
(Luigi went to headbutt
Blacky. Unfortunately, Blacky had the same idea. They knocked their
heads together and now they're both stunned.)
Luigi: Does anyone
have an ice pack I can use?
Blacky: Ow. What happened?
Yellowy:
That's gotta hurt!
(Blacky lashed out his tongue and grabbed
Luigi, then he swallowed him and laid an egg.)
Blacky: Tee hee
hee.
Luigi: Hey! Where am I? Get me out of here!
(Blacky was
about to kick the egg into the sea when Luigi popped out of it.
Blacky jumped and did the Hip Drop on Luigi which turned him into
a...well...plumber pancake.)
Blacky: Uh oh. I don't think that
worked.
Orangey: Where did he go?
Purpley: He's as flat as a
leaf.
Bluey: Will he be okay?
Redy: There he is. He looks
mad!
(Luigi stomps toward Blacky, who looks a little
frightened.)
Luigi: You really did it now! You can headbutt me,
you can tail whip me, you can turn me into an egg, but nobody Hip
Drops on me! Hyper Burn!
(Luigi shots a Hyper Burn attack at
Blacky and set his tail ablaze. Blacky runs around in
circles.)
Blacky: Ow! Ow! Ow! That burns!
(When Blacky runs
close to the edge of the island, Luigi shoves him into the water.
Yellowy swam to the island and got on it, then raises Luigi's
hand.)
Yellowy: Luigi wins!
(The yoshis cheer. Luigi, Yellowy,
and Blacky swam back to shore. Blacky stays in the water.)
Orangey:
That burning attack was cool! I knew you would make a cool
leader.
Luigi: Leader?
Blacky: Did you forget? If you beat the
leader in a battle you become the leader.
Luigi: Aren't you going
to get out of the water?
Blacky: No thanks. My tail still hurts.
You wasn't kidding when you said you did this before.
Oshi: Oshi.
Oshi oshi Luigi!
(Everyone stared at Oshi.)
Luigi: Did he
just...but I thought...that can't be.
Purpley: Can you say that
again, Oshi?
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi oshi Luigi!
Pinky: Wow! He said
Luigi's name.
Purpley: He really does like you.
Luigi: Hey
Pinky. Why are you sitting like that?
Pinky: Oh, there's something
I'd like to show you.
(Pinky stands up and there, right where
Pinky sat, was a yoshi's egg.)
Luigi: You laid an egg?
Pinky:
I've had this before you came here.
(Pinky give the egg to
Luigi.)
Pinky: I've been keeping it at my home. Now, I'd like you
to help it hatch. Can you do that for me?
Luigi: Sure. I bet egg
hatching is fun.
Purpley: I found this earlier.
(Purpley shows
Luigi a pink sparkly rock.)
Purpley: It's not much, but I'd like
you to have it.
Luigi: That's a pretty rock.
(Luigi takes the
rock and puts it in his pocket.)
Luigi: (quickly) Guys. Can I do
something real quick?
(Luigi hands the egg to Pinky, then he runs
behind a tree.)
Bluey: What was that all about?
(Bluey walks
over to the tree and saw Luigi pull his pants down.)
Bluey:
AAAHHH!!!
Luigi: Bluey! Don't look! I just want to go poop!
