Chapter 9: The Search is Over

(On Wario's ship, Baby Mario was playing with D.K. and Daisy was at the steering wheel. In the cabin Mario was digging in his backpack and Wario was cleaning up)
Mario: Don't tell me you ate my cookies too. Darn it!
Wario: Hey. At least I'm not Pac-man.
Mario: Could have fooled me. You're yellow, round, and eat everything in sight like Pac-man.
(Mario dumps everything from the backpack onto the bed)
Mario: thought I told him not to bring that Game Boy.
(Wario picked up the Game Boy and took Luigi's Pokemon game and replaced it with a different one)
Mario: You better not mess with that. Luigi caught one hundred thirty four Pokemon, you know.
Wario: You should play this game. It's really fun.
(Wario turned the Game Boy on and gave it to Mario)
Mario: What game is this? You idiot! You expect me to play Wario Land 2?
Wario: Don't trash it till you try it. Besides, it could be awhile before we find another island so you should do something to stay busy.
(Daisy enters the cabin)
Daisy: Actually, Wario, there's an island to the east. Should I check it out?
(Mario didn't answer Daisy because he was too busy playing with the Game Boy)
Mario: What is that thing? Whoa! It turned Wario into a pancake! I bet that one hurt. Ouch.
Wario: Well, he's happy. I'll steer the ship, Daisy.
(Wario and Daisy exit the cabin and saw Baby Mario and D.K. playing with a little ball)
Wario: Why was Baby Mario at your castle?
Daisy: Normally Peach takes care of him, but she went crazy. One night she tried to grab stars out of the sky so she can be invincible.
Wario: That's pretty dumb.
Daisy: Last time I saw her she was in Pine Rest.
Wario: I always thought she was a psycho bimbo. I'll get the ship to the island. What island is that?
Daisy: I'm not sure. I doesn't look very familiar.
(On the island Luigi and Purpley were playing Tic-Tac-Toe when Oshi noticed something in the water)
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi oshi Luigi.
Luigi: What? What do you want?
(Oshi points to the sea)
Purpley: Luigi, there is a big yellow thing in the sea. Do you know what it is?
Luigi: I know how this gag goes. When I turn around there isn't a big yellow thing. Let me figure out where to put my X.
Purpley: No, really. There's a big yellow thing behind you. I think it's a monster.
Luigi: There is no sea monster behind me!
(Back on the ship Wario was steering the ship. Baby Mario, Mario, and D.K. stopped playing and Daisy was watching the island)
Daisy: What island do you think it is, Mario?
Mario: Hang on. I'll check the map.
Daisy: It's not on the map. What do you think those things on the beach are?
Mario: The only island I can think of that we didn't check is Yoshi's Island.
Daisy: Maybe those are yoshis.
Mario: That explains the purple one and the orange one, but what about the blue and green one? Hey, wait a minute. Blue...and green.
D.K.: Well?
Mario: Blue and green. What is blue and green?
Wario: Yo Dummy. I bet that's who you was looking for.
Mario: Luigi? We finally found Luigi? Hey, where is he going?
(Mario watched as luigi and the two yoshis leave the beach)
D.K.: Where did he go? Didn't he see us?
(When the ship reaches the iland, Mario and Wario get off and tell the others to stay on the ship. After some walking around, Mario and Wario find Purpley and her son)
Mario: Excuse me.
Purpley: Shi[Yes
(Mario pulls a picture of Luigi out of his pocket and shows it to Purpley)
Mario: Have you seen this guy around here?
Purpley: Shi! Yooooshi yoshi. [Yes! That's Luigi
Oshi: Luigi!
Mario: What did you say?
Purpley: I'm sorry. I guess you don't speak yoshi either. I said yes, that's Luigi.
Mario: You saw him? Do you know where he is?
Purpley: You must be Mario. Luigi told me nice things about you. Who is that?
Mario: Oh, that's Wario. I know he's ugly so it's best that you don't look at him.
Wario: I'm not ugly!
Purpley: Not all humans are as cute as Luigi? Aww.
Mario: Good job Wario! Your voice made her upset.
Purpley: If you want Luigi, you just missed him. He's at a meeting in Blacky's cave right now. You probably don't know the way so follow me.
(Mario and Wario follow Purpley to the cave. The other yoshis in the cave were sitting on the rocks. Luigi had his back turned to Mario)
Luigi: ...then Purpley tried telling me that there was a sea monster behind me-
Mario: Luigi! There you are!
Luigi: Hey! Who said that? No interruptions!
Pinky: Look, there's another human!
Luigi: Where?
(Luigi turned around and saw Mario)
Luigi: Mario? How did you get here?
Mario: I just had a little help from a few friends. Isn't that right Wario?
Wario: Yeah.
Luigi: Wario? Why are you here? Shoo! Go away! Shoo!
Mario: Luigi, what's the matter?
Luigi: Why did you bring Wario here? He tried to kill me for crying out loud!
Blacky: What's going on here?
Luigi: What do you want?
Purpley: These guys were very worried about you. They searched a bunch of islands for you. They want you to come home.
Mario: Purple yoshi, can you take us back to the beach?
Purpley: Certainly.
(Purpley led everyone to the beach)
Purpley: Here's the beach. AAAHHH! It's the sea monster!
(Purpley points to the ship)
Mario: That's not a sea monster. That's a ship. Wario and me used it to get here.
Luigi: Uh oh. I guess Purpley wasn't pulling my leg. I'm sorry Purpley.
Purpley: That's okay. I didn't know what it was.
Luigi: I guess I have to go now, huh?
Mario: Yes. But first there's someone that would like to see you.
Luigi: Who?
(Mario turns to the ship)
Mario: Hey guys! I found Luigi! Come down here!
(D.K., Daisy, and Baby Mario hop off the ship. Daisy runs toward Luigi and gives him a big hug)
Daisy: Oh, Luigi. It's been so long since I've seen you.
Luigi: Hi Daisy. Would you mind...letting go of me? You're...squeezing too hard. Luigi can't breathe.
(Luigi passed out)
Blacky: The leader fainted.
Purpley: Please wake up the leader.
Mario: Leader?
Blacky: Yes. Luigi is our leader. I used to be the leader, but he beat me in a courtship fight. My tail will never be the same.
Mario: I didn't know he was a leader. You better wake him up, Daisy.
(Daisy bent down and kissed Luigi on the lips. That was enough to wake him up)
Luigi: Aww...man. I gotta quit head-butting blocks.
B. Mario: Whoo hoo!
Daisy: Sorry about that, Luigi. I'm so glad to see you.
Luigi: I know how you feel. I'm glad to see you and Mario. D.K.? You're here too?
D.K.: Luigi, I'm willing to make a very generous offer. You'd like to get rid of Waluigi, right?
Luigi: Well...duh!
D.K.: Listen to this.
(D.K. whispers something to Luigi)
Luigi: Tell me more.
(D.K. whispers some more)
Luigi: Thanks. Let me talk to the yoshis now.
Pinky: You're not leaving, are you?
Luigi: I'm afraid I have to.
Bluey: Who will be our leader?
Luigi: It will have to be Blacky.
Purpley: Do you still have the rock? Use it to remember me.
Luigi: I'm not gonna lose such a pretty rock.
Yellowy: Will you ever come back?
Luigi: I'll see what I can do.
Oshi: Oshi Luigi.
(Luigi pet Oshi on the head)
Luigi: Bye Oshi. I hope you learn a new word soon.
(Yosheta was sitting on her mother's back. Luigi pet her on the head too)
Luigi: Bye Yosheta. I hope you learn a word soon.
(Luigi got on the ship. Wario starts to drive it away)
Luigi: Good bye yoshis!
Yoshis: Good bye Luigi!
(The ship disappears from sight)
Pinky: I already miss Luigi.
Purpley: I miss him too.
Blacky: What will we do without him?
Bluey: Let's play Tic-tac-toe!
(In the cabin on Wario's ship)
Mario: Hey Luigi. What have you been doing all this time? I was worried sick.
Luigi: Well this is hard to explain so I'll tell it from the beginning. After that storm I woke up next to the pink yoshi, Pinky. She tried talking to me, but it didn't make sense because it wasn't English.
B. Mario: Wow.
(The first stop was Kong Island. Wario and D.K. brought Waluigi into the cabin's second room)
Waluigi: It was about time you got me off this god-forsaken island!
Luigi: How are you going to get out of this one, Stick Figure?
Waluigi: What?! You're supposed to be dead you little tur-
Mario: Freeze Blaster!
(Mario froze Waluigi again and locked the door)
Mario: Tell me some more of your story.
Luigi: Okay. At the meeting the orange yoshi, Orangey, asked me about the tail I didn't have. That got really annoying.
(D.K. stayed on Kong Island with the other monkeys. The next stop was Sarasaland. Before Daisy left she gave Luigi a big goodbye kiss)
Luigi: Daisy, don't embarrass me in front of Mario.
Mario: Luigi has a girlfriend! Luigi has a girlfriend!
Daisy: You're mean. Your girl friend is psycho so I wouldn't be talking if I was you.
Mario: (muttering) Darn. She's right.
Luigi: Good bye Daisy. See you later.
B. Mario & Daisy: Bye bye!
Mario: So how did you defeat Blacky?
Luigi: I literally set his tail on fire using Hyper Burn. That move packs quite a punch!
(The last stop: home. Wario took Waluigi to their house where he thawed out. Mario and Luigi go to their own mushroom house. Luigi lies down on his bed)
Luigi: I'm glad to be back home. Don't you think big brother?
Mario: You said it little brother. By the way, I'm sure you want to play with this.
(Mario gives Luigi his Game Boy. Luigi turns it on)
Luigi: Thanks Mario. What? You think I want to play Lard Butt Land 2!
Mario: Oh crap! Mama mia!
(A few days later, the Marios go to Wario's house. Mario knocks on the door. Waluigi answers it)
Waluigi: What do you want?
Luigi: I'm sorry. Were you busy?
Waluigi: Well what do you think? I was meditating.
Mario: You stink at lying.
Waluigi: Shut it Mario. What do you want from me?
Luigi: I just got a cellar call from D.K. He says-
Waluigi: I hate that monkey! Leave me alone!
Luigi: No, listen. D.K. wanted you to come to Kong Island to try out the new Donkey Kong court. He thinks it would be fun. It would be a singles game with you against D.K. What do you say...

The End