Bloopers
(Scene:
Wario and Waluigi were walking up to the Mario Bros. house to
challenge them to a phony tennis match.)
Wario: By the way, you
watch the Weather Channel too much.
Waluigi: At least I'm not a
moron.
Wario: I'm not stupid like you!
Waluigi: You're so
stupid even the person who wrote this story hates you! Now get over
here!
Wario: Hey Chick! Is that true?
N64 Chick: CUT!
Wario:
Which one of us do you like better?
N64 Chick: Maybe this will
answer your question (smacks Wario with a clipboard)
(Scene: Mario
and Luigi were peacefully sleeping in bed waiting for the alarm clock
to go off at 11 o' clock but...it never goes off!)
N64 Chick:
CUT!
(Same scene. Take 5. Mario and Luigi were in bed when the
alarm went off. Luigi stays in bed waiting for Mario to push him
off.)
Mario: Snore...
N64 Chick: CUT!
Luigi: (falls out of
bed) I'm tired...
N64 Chick: Let's have lunch and Take 6.
(Once
again, the same scene, just Take 11. Mario and Luigi were in bed and
the alarm went off.)
Mario: ...Snore...
Luigi: Aw, this is
repetitive. (takes the alarm and shoves it in Mario's mouth)
Mario:
Snore...snore...
N64 Chick: Cuuuuut...
(Scene: Wario and
Waluigi are watching the Weather Channel.)
Waluigi: (pointing)
This, Wario, is where the Mario court thingy is at.
Wario:
(puzzled) You mean the one that looks like a blue puppy?
N64
Chick: Huh? (looks at Wario) Wario, you're sitting on the remote, you
idiot! (smacks Wario with clipboard again)
(Scene: Mario is
unpacking his bag in Wario's ship.)
Mario: Let's see...3 foot
sub...check. Super Nintendo...check. Tanooki Suit...check. Dartboard
with Peach's picture on it...check.
N64 Chick?!?!
Mario:
What? (realizes he got the wrong bag) Um...cut?
(Scene: Everyone
is in the cabin during the storm. There was a really loud clap of
thunder and Luigi jumped so high he hit the ceiling. Wario, knowing
he'll be pancaked in a second, ducks and covers his head.)
Wario:
(after sitting there for awhile) Isn't Luigi supposed to fall on
me?
Mario: (notices Luigi got his head stuck in the ceiling)
Ouch...
N64 Chick: CUT!
(Scene: Luigi is about to fall off the
ship in the storm. M.M. came out to help. M.M. puts Super Glue on
Luigi's hands and walks away, whistling.)
N64 Chick: That's not a
bad idea but...CUT!
(Scene: Pinky was walking on the beach when
she saw Luigi wash onto the shore.)
Pinky: What's this? (pokes
him) Oh, poor little guy. I wonder what happened to him?
Luigi:
(wakes up)
N64 Chick: CUT!
Luigi: (coughs up a bunch of water)
You expect me to stay like that?
N64 Chick: ... I didn't know you
really drowned in the last chapter.
Pinky: (shrugs) Me
either...
(Scene: The first time Pinky tries to talk to
Luigi.)
Pinky: Yoshi! Yoshi shi shi yoooooshi?
(The translation
says "Luigi! Mario is an idiot?")
N64 Chick: WALUIGI!!!!
(starts chasing Waluigi)
Pinky: Shi... [Cut...
(Scene: Orangey
asked Luigi about his tail.)
Luigi: QUIT ASKING ME THAT! I DON'T
HAVE A TAIL!! I WASN'T BORN WITH A TAIL!!! YOU GUYS ASKED ME THAT A
BAZILLION TIMES!!!! (farts)
N64 Chick: (wearing nose plugs) Cut!
You're not supposed to fart!
Luigi: Oops...sorry!
(Scene: Oshi
just met Luigi. Oshi is sniffing him.)
Oshi: Yuck! You smell like
fart!
Purpley: Oshi! You're not supposed to talk!
N64 Chick:
Cut! Can someone get an air freshener over here?!
(Scene: Mario
discovers he's not at Kitchen Island.)
Mario: What in the world?!
Wake up! (wakes up Wario and Waluigi) You turds! What the heck is
going on here?! Why aren't we at Kitchen Island?!?! WHERE ARE WE?!
WALUIGI, WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?!?! I WANT ANSWERS!!!!
(has a heart attack)
Waluigi: Oooooh...that can't be good...
N64
Chick: CUT!
(Scene: Redy is trying to find Luigi in the
Hide-and-Seek game.)
Redy: Where is he? Oh, I give up! Come
out!
Luigi: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Redy: Isn't he supposed to fall out
of a tree?
Luigi: I can't! I'm stuck!
N64 Chick: CUT! Can
someone get him out of there? Aw...I'll do it myself! (head butts
tree until Luigi falls out) What happened, Luigi?
Luigi: Two
words: stupid beehive. I...hate...bees...
(Scene: Mario is chewing
out Waluigi again.)
Mario: All right! That does it! What did you
do to Luigi? Where the heck are we?! I'M GETTING TICKED OFF NOW!! I
WANT MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!! ..huff...puff...man, I'm out of
shape...(has another heart attack)
Waluigi: Oooooh...that can't be
good either...
N64 Chick: CUT!
Wario: I have an idea. Let's use
a stunt Mario for this one.
N64 Chick: (smacks Wario with
clipboard again)
(Scene: Daisy leads Mario and Wario to the room
where Baby Mario is watching Care Bears. Wario sits on the remote
again and changes the channel.)
B. Mario: (with huge eyes) What is
that guy doing to the lady?!
N64 Chick: Wario! CUT! (smacks Wario
with that clipboard again)
Wario: AAAHHH!!! Sorry! Daisy must be
sick if she subscribes to crap like this!
(Scene: Mario, Wario,
Baby Mario and Daisy go to Wario's ship and open the cabin
door...only to find that Waluigi got out of the ice block and escaped
through the window.)
N64 Chick: (shaking head) Cut.
Wario:
Maybe I should have closed the windows?
Mario: Let me do this.
(takes N64 Chick's clipboard and smacks Wario with it)
(Scene: The
fight between Luigi and Blacky. A Shy Guy ship suddenly appeared and
started to fire at the island!)
N64 Chick: (getting POed) CUT!
STUPID SHIP! THE MARIO PARTY SET IS SEVEN DOORS TO THE LEFT!
ship:
Sorry!
Luigi: I told you I did something like this
before...
(Scene: The Kongs plan the search for Luigi.)
Chunky:
I'll look for him in...uh...Crystal Caves. Lanky search...er...Jungle
Japes. Tiny scan...um...the beach. DK...um...uh...don't tell me.
Uh...I know this...er...
N64 Chick: (hides face with clipboard)
Chunky never had the best memory...
(Scene: Mario, Wario and the
Kongs were having a food fight. Everything was going swell when
suddenly...)
D.K.: Incoming!!! (throws a melon at the camera and
broke it)
Cranky: Great job, Good-for-Nothing. (rolls
eyes)
cameraman: Would that be a cut?
N64 Chick: What do you
think? Duh!
(Scene: Chunky pounded Waluigi into the ground and
told Mario in the morning. They walk to the site, but only found a
hole.)
N64 Chick: CUT! How did he get out?
Chunky:
(shrugs)
Mario: Maybe being skinny has its advantages...
(Scene:
The first time Oshi says Luigi's name.)
Oshi: Oshi. Oshi oshi
Waluigi!
N64 Chick: CUT! Read the script, Oshi!
Oshi: I did.
See? (holds up script)
N64 Chick: (reads script. Someone put
whiteout on Luigi's name and replaced it with "Waluigi")
STUPID WALUIGI!!!
(Scene: Yosheta is ready to hatch. Pinky runs to
tell everyone and left Luigi on the egg. Suddenly, the egg breaks,
revealing a stuffed toy Yosheta.)
Luigi: Um...(decides to humor
his boss)Aww...(holds up the toy) Isn't she the cutest little
darling?
N64 Chick: (not amused) Cut...
(Scene: D.K. and Baby
Mario were playing catch with a rubber ball on Wario's ship. DK hits
the kid in the face with the ball. Baby Mario cries.)
Daisy: D.K.!
How could you?!
N64 Chick: CUT!
(Same scene. Take 3. D.K. and
Baby Mario were playing catch when D.K. threw the ball overboard into
the water.)
D.K.: Oopsies...
N64 Chick: Darn it, D.K.!
CUT!
(Still the same scene, just Take 7. D.K and Baby Mario were
playing...and everything would have been fine if the ship didn't make
a sharp turn and fling the kid off. D.K. gives Daisy a dirty
look.)
Daisy: What? We almost hit a rock!
B. Mario: Heeelp!
Gurgle...gurgle... (drowns)
Daisy: Should we Take 6, Chick?
N64
Chick: I'll take 15...minutes...
(Scene: Mario meets
Purpley)
Mario: Excuse me.
Purpley: Shi[Yes?
Mario:
(pulls picture out of his pocket) Have you seen this guy
around?
Purpley: (looks at picture) Oh, you think that's real
funny, don't you?
Mario: Huh? (looks at picture. It's actually a
picture of Mario pulling Yoshi's tongue out of his mouth)
War-i-oooooooooo!
Wario: Aieeeee!
Mario: (chases Wario with
clipboard)
N64 Chick: (sighs) Why is this so hard...
(Scene:
Daisy squeezed Luigi so hard he passed out. Daisy tries to revive him
with a kiss...but it didn't work!)
Daisy: It didn't work? (kisses
Luigi several times, but it fails) Uh oh!
Purpley: Daisy, next
time DON'T SQUEEZE HIM SO HARD! HE'S MINE!
Daisy: YEAH RIGHT! I
SAW HIM FIRST!
(Daisy and Purpley fight over Luigi.)
N64 Chick:
Cuuuuut... And I thought I
loved Luigi...
