Disclaimer: I do not own DB, DBZ, or DBGT. Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, and Funimation own it. I also don't own Prince's songs. They belong to… well… Prince! So please don't sue! All I have that is worth anything is my collection of DBZ trading cards and my coin collection.
A/N: My first DBZ fanfic! It's another one of those "crazy Christmas" stories. If I get enough reviews, I'll make it into a series about holidays!
~Sonicgap9
Vegeta was sitting down, watching a documentary on Prince. "You know he's not a real Prince," replied Bulma. "Shut-up, woman!", Vegeta growled under his breath. "And leave me alone!
"Okay, okay, I'm going!"
"Baka woman…"
"What was that?"
"Nothing, woman."
"That's what I thought. Baka-yarou."
Meanwhile, Gohan, Trunks, and Goten were putting up Christmas decorations on the tree. "Hey Goten, stop eating the popcorn, it's for stringing!", Trunks yelled. Goten stopped his eating frenzy. "But I'm hungry!"
"You're always hungry!"
"Nuh-uh! Only when I'm not eating!
Gohan and Trunks sweat dropped. "You're an imbecile", replied Trunks. "Is that food?", asked Goten. Trunks sweat drops again.
Chi-Chi, Pan, and Videl were in the Kitchen. Videl was checking the turkey. "Do you think Goku and Goten are going to try and eat all the food again?" "I don't think so, unless they want to face the wrath of Pan!" They all started laughing, remembering the time that Goku and Goten fought over all the food at the last Christmas party. Pan got angry because she was hungry, and blasted Goku and Goten through the wall. After that, Goku and Goten always ate after Pan did.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Goku was pestering Vegeta.
"Hey, V-man!", Goku yelled out. "Kakarott! Leave me the hell alone!", Vegeta commanded. "And stop calling me V-man! It's stupid!"
"It is not!"
"Yes, it is!"
"No, it's not!"
"Yes, it is, you baka!"
"No, it's not, it's cool!"
"Kakarott, you wouldn't know cool if you were lost in the arctic, which is very likely with a brain like yours!"
"That's it! Ka--me--ha--me--ha!"
Goku's Kamehameha wave shot towards Vegeta. "Nice try Kakarott, but your too slow", mocked Vegeta, as he stepped out of the way. The wave went straight towards Gohan, Goten, and Trunks. But Gohan turned Super Saiyan and blocked it. "Hey, you almost fried us!", screamed Gohan. "Sorry", apologized Goku.
The tree was almost finished, and Trunks and Vegeta were arguing on who would put the star on the tree. Goten and Goku soon joined in. "I'm the oldest male!", argued Vegeta. "No, Master Roshi is!", yelled Goku. "Shut-up Kakarott, I'm the 'Prince of All Saiyans', damn it!" "I'm the youngest male!", whined Goten. "No, Ubuu is!", yelled Goku. "Shut-up, Dad! I'm your son!" "Well, I'm the President of Capsule Corp.!", boasted Trunks "No, Bulma--"
"Shut-up, Goku, not anymore she isn't!"
"Don't tell me to shut-up! You all shut-up, I'm tired of taking all this crap like I'm the stupidest person on earth! Aaaarrrrggghh!" Goku powered up to SSJ3, and sent ki blasts everywhere. "Hit the deck!", yelled Trunks. Goku powered down, looked around the charred living room and said, "That was tiring, I'm hungry!" Everyone, save Goku, face-faulted. "Oh well, it's almost time for dinner anyway", Chi-chi replied dryly.
Everyone was gathered around the table, awaiting the delicious dinner that would lay before them. Goku kept trying to take away everyone's appetizers. "Kakarott, keep the fuck away from my baked potato!" "But V-man, I'm hungry!"
"You ate all yours! And stop calling me V-man!"
"But I want more!"
"Well you can't have mine!"
Goku was really hungry, so he tried to take some of Pan's potato. But before he could get his hands on one, Pan raised her hand up to his face and said, "Keep your hands away from my potato or I'll blow your friggin' head off." "Okay, okay!" Goku decided to wait until the main course. Everyone had there dinner's and it was decided that Pan would put the star up. Everyone stayed up and had a party. Vegeta got drunk and ran around the room. "Hey, I'm a pretty princess!", screamed Vegeta. "Daddy!", screamed Bra, "You're embarrassing me!" "Hellooo, Brra honeeyy! You want some egg noog?", Vegeta slurred. "Vegeta, how many cups of egg nog have you had?", asked Bulma.
"About 50-60 cups".
"Alright, party's over!".
Everyone went to sleep, with Goku and Goten dreaming about all the food they would eat tomorrow.
The next day, everyone was opening up presents in the living room, which was miraculously back to the way it was before. Gohan got a new book from Chi-Chi. "It's a best seller!" "Thanks Mom!", Gohan replied. Trunks got a package of black hair dye. "Very funny, Goten", Trunks replied. Goten started snickering. Goten got a box of chocolates from Paresu. "Tanks, Pareshu!", Goten mumbled while eating, wait no, inhaling, his chocolate. Piccolo got a set of gourmet water from Gohan, Videl, and Pan. "Thanks, you guys", said Piccolo. "No problem, Piccolo", replied Gohan. Everyone opened their presents, and finally, Goku opened his present. It was a training gi that looked suspiciously like the one Vegeta wore in the Buu fight. It had a note that said: Kakarott, you better get ready, because I'm ready for round 2. Signed, "Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans". "Don't worry Vegeta, 'cuz I know I'm ready", Goku said silently to him self, as he started to pick up the wrapping.
That's it, I'm finally done! I was writing it all night cause the damn computer kept erasing part of it. Tell me what you think, flames are excepted, as long as they aren't too harsh. I'm only a beginner, ya' know! If I get at least 10 reviews, I'll write a New Year's one. See ya' later!
~Sonicgap9
