Disclaimer: I don't like making disclaimers… so I'm not going to write one… just kidding! I don't own DBGT. I also don't own any of Prince's songs, (Literally! Have you seen my allowance!) or Captain Underpants.
A/N: A New Year's story! It's a little early, but I might not be able to write it during the break. The second chapter! I know, I said I'd write it only if I got 10 reviews, but I wanted to write it before the holidays are over! And now, on with the fic!
~Super Sonikku
"Hey, V-man!", Goku screamed into Vegeta's ear. "Damn it, Kakarot, stop that!", yelled Vegeta, who was sleeping on the couch.
"But Vegeta, you can't sleep, it's New Year's!"
"You mean it's that blasted night where you baka's stay up all night, and at the stroke of twelve O' clock midnight, you all count backwards like the baka's you are and yell 'Happy New Year' like a bunch of baka yarou's, waking me up from my slumber, so the next morning, I act like a complete ass, and then you ask me what's wrong, when you kept me up all night?"
"Uh, yeah."
"What's the point of doing that, anyway?"
"It's just a fun way of bringing in the New Year."
"You may call it fun, but I don't! I don't want to have any more to do with your silly, human customs!"
"They're not silly, Vegeta, they're fun! Vegeta, on earth, we try to have as much fun as possible. Lighten up! Anyway, there's going to be lot's of food, dancing, and T.V.!"
"Kakarot, I--. Did you just say T.V.?"
"Yeah, I even heard that Prince was going to perform--"
"I love New Year's Eve!"
"Vegeta, I don't--. Huh?"
"No, time! Must watch T.V.! Must watch Prince!"
"You know he's not a real prince, don't you?"
"Shut-up, Kakarot, his name wouldn't be Prince if he wasn't, so goodbye, Clown!" Vegeta then ran off.
"And people call me stupid."
Meanwhile, the 2nd generation Z-fighters, were in the Capsule Corp. game room, in a serious debate. Goten had a very important question. "Hey, Trunks, what's up with your hair? Are you gay or something?" "What? I'm not gay! What gave you that idea?", asked Trunks, who was very shocked at his best friends question.
"It's your purple hair."
"What?"
"You dyed your hair purple."
"But it's my natural hair color! I inherited it from my grandpa!"
"Maybe he's gay too."
"But he married my grandma and had my mom with her!"
"Well what about that guy at the tournament 9 years ago?"
"That was just him!"
Just then, Pan, Bra, Ubuu, and Marron walked by. "Hey, what's going on?", Pan asked. "Trunks is gay!", yelled Goten. "What!", screamed everyone in the game room. "Uncle Goten, are you serious?", screamed Pan. "Yep.", said Goten. "I'm not gay, damn it!", yelled Trunks.
"Prove it!"
"Alright, I will!"
Trunks grabbed Pan and kissed her passionately. "Whoa", said Bra. "Ditto, I guess he's not gay!". "When are they coming up for air?", asked Marron. Ubuu shrugged, "I dunno. Anybody know CPR in case they pass out?" "No". After 5 minutes, Trunks and Pan broke the kiss, blushes on both of their faces. "Wow!", said Pan. "Yeah," said Trunks.
"Let's keep this between us, ok?"
"Okay!", the group said.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Vegeta was watching Prince on T.V., singing along with him.
Maybe I'm just like my father. Too bold.
Maybe I'm just like my mother. She's
Never satisfied. Why do we scream at each other.
This is what it sounds like…when the doves cry.
"Wow! Prince is the prince of music, and a singer! He's great!" Bulma interrupted him. "Vegeta, he's not a real prince! His name is Prince!"
"And he is funky!"
"Never mind!"
A few hours later…
"I'm drunk!" Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan, were all drunk. "Gohan! What are you doing!". Gohan was in nothing but his underwear, a long with Goku and Vegeta. They were also wearing red, polka-dotted polyester capes. Yep, you guessed it! They thought they were Captain Underpants. "Look at us!" Pan couldn't take it. Her dad, grandfather and the 'Prince of the Saiyans' were drunk and embarrassing everyone. "Wedgie Power!", Vegeta yelled as he gave his son a wedgie. "OW! What the hell!", screamed Trunks as he got ready to blast Vegeta. "Wedgie P--". Vegeta was blasted unconscious into the wall. Goku and Gohan get blasted by Pan and Goten. They put the three unconscious saiyans to bed. They went into a peaceful slumber until… "HEY, WAKE-UP YOU GUYS! IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT!" "Argh!", the three saiyans woke up with hangovers. "Was it something I said", replied Goten.
Everyone was gathered around the T.V., waiting for midnight. The host, Carson Daly (I couldn't think of anyone else.) was on the screen. "And now, we have 20 seconds left until midnight!" "This is it! Goodbye 2001, hello 2002!" "I thought you had a hangover", questioned Trunks.
"Oh yeah, AAHHHHH!"
The countdown started. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!" "Argh!", screamed the hung over saiyans. "Sorry", the others whispered.
So they all partied on all night. They all had a great time. And the 2nd generation had a secret that they hoped the adults would never find out.
The next morning, Goku and Ubuu went away again to continue their training, and Chi-Chi, Goten, Gohan, Videl, and Pan went back home. Trunks, unfortunately, had to go back to work. "Damn it!" (A/N: Bwa-hahahahahahaha!) And Bulma, Vegeta, and Bra went back to doing whatever they do. Life went on, basically. But one day, they will reunite for another gathering. But that, my friends, is another story.
So, how'd you like it you see that box down there, well if liked it, hated it, aere another author with advice, or just hate me and are afraid to talk to my face, click on it and review!
~ Super Sonikku
