Disclaimer: I do not own DBGT.
A/N: In case you were wondering, no, I'm not obsessed with Prince. I just thought it would be funny for the "Saiya-jin no Ouji" to be obsessed with Prince, Vegeta being a prince and all. I am going to be writing any ideas that pop into my head. Actually, isn't that what being an author all about? Anyway, this one takes place a year after the last chapter. They are all at another reunion. It gets sad at the beginning, but gets happier near the middle, then becomes hilarious later. This story, in no way, fits in the original DB timeline. Oh, and in case you are wondering, Goku is a kid in all three chapters. On with the fic!
~Super Sonikku
Christmas time, a time of love, togetherness, and --. "Food!", Goku yelled out. "Goku, you cannot have this food yet! It is for later", Chi-Chi was cooking, and trying to keep her husband at bay.
"But Chi-Chi, I can't wait any longer!"
"Goku!"
"Okay."
Trunks and Goten were once again in a heated argument. "Trunks, are you a child molester?" Trunks was once again, shocked at his best friend. "What!? Hell no!"
"Then how come you kissed Pan last year?"
"I was desperate to prove I wasn't gay!"
"Then why not kiss Marron, she's closer in age?"
"She was the closest to me! And I sure as Hell wasn't going to kiss my sister!"
"Yeah right. Hey everyone! Trunks is a child molester!"
The other DBZ teen's came rushing over. "What?!" "Trunks, I used to respect you", Ubuu said angrily. Marron kicked him in the shin. "Jerk!" Pan walked up to Trunks, slapped in the face, and said, "I hate you!". Everyone then walked off leaving Trunks hurt and confused, with a mark on his face. He dug his fingers in his hands, drawing blood. In his rage, he turn Super Saiyan, and started smashing the video games. He ki blasted the wall destroying the room. He then flew off, to blow up some mountains.
In the living room, the 2nd generation, minus Trunks, told the adults about their "discovery". Bulma then slapped Goten. "How dare you make up a story like that! Trunks just doesn't do that! You how shy he used to be before the Grand Tour!" Goten hung his head, ashamed of what he has done. The others also hung their heads. Pan ran off crying for what she had done to Trunks.
Trunks sat on a rock, in the same area that Mirai Trunks was killed. He brought his hand to his head, preparing fire a ki blast.
At the same time, Pan realized what Trunks might do in his depression. "Grandpa! We have to find Trunks!" "Why?"
"He might kill himself!"
"Okay, let's go!"
Trunks prepared a ki blast, tears in his eyes. "Trunks, no!". Pan came running down a hill, Goku following behind. "Pan?", Trunks asked, "Why shouldn't I?" Goku walked up to Trunks. "Is it really worth killing yourself over?" "I…I guess not." Trunks put his hand down, and powered down from SSJ. Pan hugged Trunks. At first it surprised him, but he then returned the hug. Trunks then broke the hug, and they walked over to Goku. They both grabbed a hold of him, and they were all transported back to CC.
When they got back to CC, the others apologized, Trunks forgiving them all. "Trunks, hey I'm sorry man, I don't know what I was thinking". "It's ok Goten". They then shared a manly hug.
(Author's note: Okay, now that I'm in a good mood, here comes the funny part!)
Vegeta scowled, he was very, very angry that his son was on the verge of suicide. He called Trunks over. "Boy, come over here". Trunks frowned, "I have a name you know!"
"Don't raise your voice at me! Get over here!"
"Could you please call me by name. It's kinda funny when you call mom 'Woman', but not only am I not a boy, but I have a name that was given to me!"
"I'll call you whatever I want! Now, I'm not going to warn you again, get over here!"
"That's it, I'm leaving!"
"Boy, get over here!"
"No!"
"Damnit boy! You've gotten me all cranky! Mommy! I mean Woman! Get me my coffee!"
"Geez! Note to self: Don't get dad angry."
Vegeta was in the kitchen, eating a carrot. "Die Kakarott, die!", he said while munching on it. (Get it, Kakarott means carrot!) Bulma sweat dropped. "Vegeta, sometimes I think you're insane."
"Grrrrrrr!", Vegeta growled.
"Okay, okay! Geez, here's your coffee!"
"Thank you wo--. Bulma".
"What did you say?"
"I called you Bulma instead of 'Woman', okay!"
"Okay! Geez! Just drink your coffee!"
As Bulma, walked into the living room, Vegeta smirked and whispered, "Merry Christmas, Bulma". Just then Gohan walked in, carrying Videl. He then took her into one of the bedrooms, and locked the door. Vegeta sweat dropped.
In the living room, Goten and Parisu were making out. Yamcha and Master Roshi walked in, saw the "activities". "Some guys have all the luck", they both pouted and left the room. Goku was pigging out on all the snacks that he was after, when he saw what was going on. "Goten!" "Aw, shit!", Goten blurted out.
"Son, watch your language!"
"C'mon dad, I'm twice as tall as you!"
"But I'm still the strongest!"
Goku had Goten there. He reluctantly crawled off of Parisu, and apologized to his dad. "I'm sorry, dad" "It's okay."
A few hours later, Master Roshi was setting up a camera. "Okay, everybody here?" Everyone was gathering up for a picture. Everyone except "Gohan and Videl". Just then, as if on cue, Gohan and Videl appeared, straightening their clothes and hair. Everyone else sweat dropped. "Hey V-man, why aren't you smiling?", asked Goku, "You could at least smirk like you do". "Oh, alright, but stop calling me V-man!"
Master Roshi sighed. "Well, now that everyone is here, say cheese!" "Cheese!", everyone exclaimed. The picture came out perfect. Well, maybe not perfect, but… "Roshi! Stay away from my woman!" Vegeta was chasing Master Roshi around the room.
Goku sweat dropped at the sight. "Well anyway, Merry Christmas everyone!"
The End!
Well, that's it, I'm done! If you want a story with a different holiday, then review and tell me which one! Sorry for the mood of the story changing so much. I was in a bad mood when I first wrote it, then a happy mood, then a warm and fuzzy mood, then a mischievous mood, then in a happy mood again. Anyway, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
~Super Sonikku
