"The Mary Sue Attack"
By Sasha Warren

Harry Potter sat at the Gryfindor table, talking to Hermione Granger and drumming his fingers on the table. All of a sudden, Dumbledore stood up and cleared his throat.

"Students, we have a new student. Her name Aleesha Marie Hopkins."
(everyone oohs and ahhs!)
A tall girl shyly steps out from behind Proffesor Dumbledore. She has long blonde hair and big blue eyes and a perfect personality.
"Hi!" she says sweetly. "I transferred from America!"
Harry groans as all the other boys stare at her and drool.
He leans over to Ron. "Geez Ron! When are these crazy fanfic writerz going to give me a break? I'm tired of falling in love with them!"

The next day Harry sees Aleesha handing out free toys to the kids. Her hair is put up perfect, she has shiny silver robes and perfect boobs. In class she is perfect and gets perfect marks. That night he sees her running up the stairs.
Harry rolls his eyes and thinks Do I gotta do this again, fanfic author? He runs after her and comforts her.
"Whats the matter?" he says, pretending to be concerned..
She stutters sweetly. "I-I'm Voldermorts daughter!"
Don't worry person, I've met hundreds of Voldemort's daughters......that guy sure gets around!
They stand there for a second when Aleesha turns around.
"Uh Harry, don't you remember? I'm supposed to bat my eyelashes then we make out and fall in love!"
"Oh yeah." laughs Harry. He leans in and kisses her. Then he pulls away.
Gee, I'm sorry person, you have really bad breath!
"HARRY! This isn't supposed to happen!!! Everything is supposed to be perfect....remember?"
Harry stops to think. You know it's kind of ironic, you look and act just like the writer to this story!
"The hell with it Harry!" Aleesha screams. She looks into his eyes with her perfect eyes. "Kiss me you hot thang!"
Harry groans.
"Oi Ron!"
"Yeah?"
"Get over here!"
"Harry...I'm not your friend, remember we got in a big fight over Ms. Perfect and now we hate each other!"
"I don't care! Help me get rid of her!"
Ron darts out from backstage. He fires he wand with stunning spell, but Aleesha deflects it with her perfect defenses.
"We need help!" screams Ron
"Hermione! Help us!" yells Ron
"Guys, I can't!"
"Why not?" yells Harry
"Remember, I'm jealous that you two like Aleesha and I won't talk to any of you!"
"Oh yeah." grunts Ron
"Oh well!" screams Harry "HELP US!"
"Whatever you say!"
Hermione darts out and starts kicking Aleesha in the butt.
"Ow!" scream Aleesha. "You ****!"
"Oops!" she says "I mean: I love you Hermione as a sister, why don't you accept me?"
Hermione groans and pounces on Aleesha.
"We need a teacher!" screams Ron.
"Anyone?" yells Harry.
A chorus of voices shouts back "No! We love Aleesha not you Harry!"
Suddenly the author of the story comes in the room. Ironically she looks just like Aleesha and GASP her name is Aleesha and GASP she acts just like Aleesha and GASP maybe she is Aleesha!!!! WHAT A THOUGHT!!
"Guys!" she says in her perfect voice
"Now remember, Harry you comfort Aleesha she thanks you profusely. You kiss passionatley and fall in love. Then Voldemort comes and almost kills you, but SUPRISE! Aleesha saves your sorry butt."
"Oh yeah!" says Harry " I forgot"
"I'm still puzzled by one thing though..."
"What?"
"Voldemort sure has a whole lotta daughters and I have a whole lotta twin sisters!"

THE END! Oh that was sooooooo fun to write1