Disclaimer: Once more, the characters belong to J.K. Rowling and Charles
Dickens. Mr. Dickens also owns the story this is based on. The idea and
actual are mine though.
1 Act Three: The Ghost of Christmas Present
Dobby: Scrooge is in bed sleeping. He is trying to get his beauty sleep. Dobby is thinking Scrooge would have to get lifetime of beauty sleep to be beautiful.
Author: Don't hurt us, Draco lovers! I just had to put that in because it sounded funny. No harm meant!
Winky: Scrooge is hearing loud noises from other room and is seeing light under door.
Scrooge: * Sleepily * What's that noise? It sounds like 20 Marleys and Jarvies eating with their mouths open.
* He gets up and opens door to other room. *
Ron: Hi, Scrooge!
* Scrooge faints at the sight of the red-haired man stuffing his face. *
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*Later Scrooge starts to come to, and a red blur enters his field of vision. He jumps up with a start. *
Scrooge: Get away from me, you redheaded glutton!
Ron: Are you talking about me?! I'm not a glutton! * He picks up a fruitcake, inhales it, and starts gagging. * Stupid fruitcake!
Scrooge: Are you calling me a fruitcake?
Ron: No, I didn't say that, but now that you've said it, it sounds right. * Scrooge glares at him. * Alright then, I'm supposed to show you what's going on now. Oh yeah, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. Hold onto my robe.
* They vanish, but the Ghost grabs a plate of turkey first. *
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Dobby: Scrooge and Ghost of Christmas Present is now outside house belonging to Mr. Cratchit.
Winky: Ghost is blessing house and then they is going in.
* Scrooge and the Ghost are now inside the house, observing the family. *
Peter Cratchit: Mother, why do I have to cook the potatoes? I should be doing more important things like studying to become Minister of Magic.
Mrs. Cratchit: Go cook the potatoes NOW!
* Peter stomps off pompously and starts taking the potatoes skins off by magic. He is so angry that he causes them to go flying across the room. One hits Belinda in the head. *
Belinda Cratchit: Why'd you do that, you pompous idiot?! That is so not cool!
* Just then, Martha enters. *
Martha Cratchit: What happened this time?
Belinda Cratchit: He, like, hit me with a potato!
Peter: I did NOT do it on purpose! I'm going to my room now, and shall be working on some very important things. * He leaves *
Belinda Cratchit: He means he's going to shut himself in his room, pretend he's Minister of Magic, and give orders to his toy bunny. * starts laughing *
Martha Cratchit: Mother, do you need any help with dinner?
Mrs. Cratchit: Martha, dear, could you please set the table. Do be careful with the knives. I'm so afraid of someone hurting themselves with one.
Martha Cratchit: I'll be careful mother. * She carefully sets the table. *
Scrooge: This is Cratchit's family?!!
Ron: All but his youngest son. He should be coming with him soon. * starts chewing on turkey wing. *
* Just then, Mr. Cratchit and Tiny Tim enter. *
Ron: *with bits of food flying out of his mouth with each word* There they are now!
Tiny Tim: But I want a BB gun for Christmas?
Mr. Cratchit: You know there's not enough money for one this year, Tiny Tim.
Tiny Tim: This is all Mr. Scrooge's fault! I want to.
Mrs. Cratchit: Don't even SAY it, Tiny Tim!! Violence is not the answer!
Mr. Cratchit: Yes, it is. I agree with Tiny Tim.
Scrooge: What's wrong with his kid, and him?!
Ron: Well, they're both in need of anger management and therapy, but there isn't enough money for them to get it.
Scrooge: I think I'll raise his pay, because I have a feeling that kid has something very unpleasant in mind for me.
Ron: Time to go! * He grabs the Cratchit's tiny goose and they leave. *
Belinda Cratchit: What the.
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Dobby: Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present is now in house of Scrooge's nephews.
Winky: Scrooge's nephews is having Christmas party. They is having much fun, unlike Winky. * she starts bawling *
Author: It's ok, Winky. You can come to the Christmas party later that one of the Spirits is throwing. You just need to finish your very important job of helping narrate my story.
Winky: Thank you, kind author lady. Winky will have much fun at party.
* Scrooge sees his nephews, their wives, and the guests playing various games and having a grand time. His nephews and their wives are playing a game of Exploding Snap. Fred's wife, Angelina, makes a wrong move and loses the game. *
Angelina: It's not my fault. You told me to make that move!
Fred: Did I? Oh well, it's time for dinner anyway.
* They all sit down to a wonderful meal and have a fantastic time. *
George: * starts eating a peppermint humbug * .So he says, "Bah humbug," and Fred goes, "Peppermint humbugs?" It was hilarious. He started yelling at us, and you should have heard his excuse for not coming.
* The scene starts to fade *
Scrooge: I think I would have liked to come, now that I think about it. Why do I want a girlish figure anyhow?
Ron: * snicker * I must go now, or I'll be late for the party. It takes forever to get ready. * eats last of turkey and throws plate over shoulder * I even got the Ghost of Christmas Past to go with me. Party time!
* The Spirit vanishes, and yet again, Scrooge is back in his bed. *
1 Act Three: The Ghost of Christmas Present
Dobby: Scrooge is in bed sleeping. He is trying to get his beauty sleep. Dobby is thinking Scrooge would have to get lifetime of beauty sleep to be beautiful.
Author: Don't hurt us, Draco lovers! I just had to put that in because it sounded funny. No harm meant!
Winky: Scrooge is hearing loud noises from other room and is seeing light under door.
Scrooge: * Sleepily * What's that noise? It sounds like 20 Marleys and Jarvies eating with their mouths open.
* He gets up and opens door to other room. *
Ron: Hi, Scrooge!
* Scrooge faints at the sight of the red-haired man stuffing his face. *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
*Later Scrooge starts to come to, and a red blur enters his field of vision. He jumps up with a start. *
Scrooge: Get away from me, you redheaded glutton!
Ron: Are you talking about me?! I'm not a glutton! * He picks up a fruitcake, inhales it, and starts gagging. * Stupid fruitcake!
Scrooge: Are you calling me a fruitcake?
Ron: No, I didn't say that, but now that you've said it, it sounds right. * Scrooge glares at him. * Alright then, I'm supposed to show you what's going on now. Oh yeah, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. Hold onto my robe.
* They vanish, but the Ghost grabs a plate of turkey first. *
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Dobby: Scrooge and Ghost of Christmas Present is now outside house belonging to Mr. Cratchit.
Winky: Ghost is blessing house and then they is going in.
* Scrooge and the Ghost are now inside the house, observing the family. *
Peter Cratchit: Mother, why do I have to cook the potatoes? I should be doing more important things like studying to become Minister of Magic.
Mrs. Cratchit: Go cook the potatoes NOW!
* Peter stomps off pompously and starts taking the potatoes skins off by magic. He is so angry that he causes them to go flying across the room. One hits Belinda in the head. *
Belinda Cratchit: Why'd you do that, you pompous idiot?! That is so not cool!
* Just then, Martha enters. *
Martha Cratchit: What happened this time?
Belinda Cratchit: He, like, hit me with a potato!
Peter: I did NOT do it on purpose! I'm going to my room now, and shall be working on some very important things. * He leaves *
Belinda Cratchit: He means he's going to shut himself in his room, pretend he's Minister of Magic, and give orders to his toy bunny. * starts laughing *
Martha Cratchit: Mother, do you need any help with dinner?
Mrs. Cratchit: Martha, dear, could you please set the table. Do be careful with the knives. I'm so afraid of someone hurting themselves with one.
Martha Cratchit: I'll be careful mother. * She carefully sets the table. *
Scrooge: This is Cratchit's family?!!
Ron: All but his youngest son. He should be coming with him soon. * starts chewing on turkey wing. *
* Just then, Mr. Cratchit and Tiny Tim enter. *
Ron: *with bits of food flying out of his mouth with each word* There they are now!
Tiny Tim: But I want a BB gun for Christmas?
Mr. Cratchit: You know there's not enough money for one this year, Tiny Tim.
Tiny Tim: This is all Mr. Scrooge's fault! I want to.
Mrs. Cratchit: Don't even SAY it, Tiny Tim!! Violence is not the answer!
Mr. Cratchit: Yes, it is. I agree with Tiny Tim.
Scrooge: What's wrong with his kid, and him?!
Ron: Well, they're both in need of anger management and therapy, but there isn't enough money for them to get it.
Scrooge: I think I'll raise his pay, because I have a feeling that kid has something very unpleasant in mind for me.
Ron: Time to go! * He grabs the Cratchit's tiny goose and they leave. *
Belinda Cratchit: What the.
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Dobby: Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present is now in house of Scrooge's nephews.
Winky: Scrooge's nephews is having Christmas party. They is having much fun, unlike Winky. * she starts bawling *
Author: It's ok, Winky. You can come to the Christmas party later that one of the Spirits is throwing. You just need to finish your very important job of helping narrate my story.
Winky: Thank you, kind author lady. Winky will have much fun at party.
* Scrooge sees his nephews, their wives, and the guests playing various games and having a grand time. His nephews and their wives are playing a game of Exploding Snap. Fred's wife, Angelina, makes a wrong move and loses the game. *
Angelina: It's not my fault. You told me to make that move!
Fred: Did I? Oh well, it's time for dinner anyway.
* They all sit down to a wonderful meal and have a fantastic time. *
George: * starts eating a peppermint humbug * .So he says, "Bah humbug," and Fred goes, "Peppermint humbugs?" It was hilarious. He started yelling at us, and you should have heard his excuse for not coming.
* The scene starts to fade *
Scrooge: I think I would have liked to come, now that I think about it. Why do I want a girlish figure anyhow?
Ron: * snicker * I must go now, or I'll be late for the party. It takes forever to get ready. * eats last of turkey and throws plate over shoulder * I even got the Ghost of Christmas Past to go with me. Party time!
* The Spirit vanishes, and yet again, Scrooge is back in his bed. *
