Body Chris lay on the deck chair, and opened a magazine, flicking through the pages slowly.

He was kind of bored, and could'nt think of anything more interesting to do. Even playing

The playstation had gotten old, after he had sat there for 6 hours straight from 2pm till late 6pm .

It had'nt cured his boredom, just given him one hell of a headache, and he was getting sick of playing against the computer all the time. He needed someone else to play with him... ~ hey, maybe Stephanie will play..... Woah, you can get that idea out of your head, cause it's not likely to happen in the near distant future...or the distant future...~

He sighed, what could he do.... Hey, get the laptop out and play the Sims again, even though

It was kinda boring, he got a laugh from the people kicking the pink flamingo garden ornaments, and it was funny to make two people mad at each other, and make them slap across the face, shove, and verbally abuse thier flatmates. ~heh heh heh... This should be fun,~

He thought to himself as he walked inside.

He had just started up the laptop and started the program, when Stephanie came into the room. He ignored her completely until she yanked on his hair. He instantly grabbed his head,

And dropped the laptop on the couch.

"Oww, what was that for?" He complained, picking the computer up and setting it on his knee again.

"Maybe if you listened to me I wouldn't have to." She said.

"Fine, you got twenty seconds before my mind gets diverted back to the computer,"

"I made you something to eat........." She was cut off as Chris ditched the laptop,

Jumped over the back of the couch, and ran in the direction of the kitchen. Unfortunately, he didn't make it that far, as Stephanie put her foot out, and he went flying across the room.

"Chris," she said in an annoyed voice, " god, do you males think about anything but food, sleep and Playstation?"

"Yup!" He said cheerfully, annoying her more.

"That would be?"

"Playboy," he grinned, then ducked as she threw a pillow at him. She glared at him as he went into the kitchen, laughing to himself. ~ Maybe it won't be so bad if I can piss her off this easily ~ He looked at what she had made for him, which actually looked worth eating, to his surprise.

"Hey, you didn't poison this, did you?" He yelled to her, and she stormed into the kitchen.

"No, but it almost killed me to restrain myself from it," she said, pointing to the rat poison in the cupboard.

"Hey, you'll have to make me dinner tommorow as well," he said as she walked to her room, exasperated, and wondering why she was so 'lucky' to be stuck in a cabin for a month with Chris Jericho.~Oh well, at least it's better than Hu-...no!, I shouldn't think that...but still at least he doesn't.....~ She abruptly cut off that thought.