This was made a couple years ago just for a few laughs. It's a parody of "The Night Before Christmas" with characters from #Reploid_Productions, a channel on IRC. Those that don't know RP...it's sorta like an insane asylum on Esper.net, where ANYTHING can and will happen. Keep that in mind, okay?



The Hour Before Christmas

By Break Man Z

'Twas the hour before Christmas, and all through the chan,

Not a single person was chatting, not even Keetia or Yan.

The stockings were hung and the bear trap was set

By a certain Saiya-jin to see how much she could get.

Fury was off with family and Makou was too,

Myself, I had a game of Solitaire to do.

When all of a sudden, I heard Yuki give a cry

As she pointed to an approaching object in the sky.

It was a sleigh pulled by eight different nicks

And I knew in a second I had to be in chan quick.

It was Not-So-Old Santa Claw pulling the reins

And as he cracked his whip, he called them by name:

"Now Gouku, now Tasuki, now James and Vegita!"

"On, Jessie! On, Gohan! On, Piccolo and Kitiara!"

To the top of the channel, Santa Claw flew

Then he fell through the roof. We didn't know what to do.

He sat there cutely, yet dazed to a point.

Then he passed out Sacred Drinks to everyone in the joint.

His teeth glistened as if freshly cleaned.

Except for a piece of THAT area stuck in between.

His tail whipped back and forth for a moment or two.

And the next thing ya know, Ping and Peer suffered from a circuit that blew.

He dropped off some goodies from Shimeki, I'm told,

And then mooned the Servs. He was feeling quite bold.

He leapt to the sleigh, cracked the whip, and was gone

And during all this, Enker just played along.

And Santa Claw called back as he rode out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to all! Now don't get in a fight!"