"Well, that might work with some people...but on most people...it won't work," said Johnny.
"UUHHHH! What's wrong this time?!" complained Sarah.
"Well, your stabbing techniques have improved greatly...but the way you lead into it is just..." replied Johnny.
"What's wrong with the way I led into it?" questioned Sarah.
"Unfortunately for us homicidals, most people don't want to be killed. I don't know why, I mean, it's always been fun for me, but then I've been the one... Anyways, going up to someone and asking, 'Can I kill you?' just won't work. I'm sorry," said Nny.
"SOUR PUDDING MUFFINS!!! I'll never get this right!!!" exclaimed Sarah.
"No, you will, it's ok, you're just tired from a long day of murder training," comforted Nny, "I think we should go on a walk...you can kill something, it'll cheer you right up. Always works with me."
"REALLY?! Wow Nny! You're da bomb! CLICK! CLICK! BOOM! Let's go!" said Sarah. With that, Nny and Sarah put on black coats, left Johnny's house, and started out on their stroll. While they were walking along they could have passed as a normal homicidal couple.
Just then Sarah yelled, "HARK! A pigeon!" and she pointed at it. Then she pulled a butter knife out of her purse and chucked it at the pigeon.
"Bulls eye!" yelled Nny as the knife went into the pigeon's side and blood trickled out.
"You're right Nny! I do feel better now!" said Sarah. Nny and Sarah kept walking. C.J. was just a little down the path from. She looked very happy, she was in a good mood. The distance between C.J. and the two was quickly diminishing.
When C.J. was a few feet away from the two, she waved, smiled, and said, "Hi Sarah! What's up?"
Nny, aggitated from working and not killing anyone lately, was set off from this and took a knife from his boot, and swiftly reached for C.J., "AAARRRH!"
C.J. jumped back and Sarah grabbed Nny's arm, "NNY! NO!"
"What?!" Nny wrenched his arm from Sarah's grasp, "You defend this pathetic life form?!"
"She's my friend," replied Sarah.
"NO! A homicidal can never hesitate to kill! Ya just gotta go for it. You have betrayed me," said Nny.
"No I haven't," said Sarah.
"DENIAL!" said Nny, and he pointed at Sarah, "Perhaps I should kill YOU instead!" Nny grabbed Sarah's shoulder and held the knife next to her neck.
Sarah glanced down at the knife, "On second thought, kill C.J."
"HEY!!!" yelled C.J.
Nny let go of Sarah and shrugged, "Ok." He turned towards C.J.
"SARAH!!!" shrieked C.J.
"I jest! I jest!" said Sarah.
She grabbed Nny by the shoulder, "Nny don't."
"TRAITOR!" yelled Nny as he swerved back around to Sarah.
"Oh come on!" said Sarah.
