James went down to Pallet

James went down to Pallet, he was looking for a pokemon to steal. He was in a bind, he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal. Then one day he came across a boy battling his pokemon hot. He jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what. You may not know it boy, but I battle pretty good. And if you care to make a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Give dear James his due, I'll bet this golden pokeball against your Pikachu because I think I'm better then you." The boy said, "Well my names Ash and it might be illegal, but I'll take your bet your going to regret, because I'm the best there's ever been!" Ash charge up Pikachu because all Hell's broke loose in Pallet and James deals the cards. James pulled out a pokeball and said, "I'll start this little show." And that ball flew as he through it in the ring. "That Weezing is a big mistake because of its explosive gas. My Pikachu'll blow it to Kingdom Come. Pikachu, Thunder!" James bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beet. He rolled that ball down to Ash's feet. "You come back now if you ever want to try again. I told you once you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been." He beet him with a thunder attack, blew him to Kingdom Come. "I'll see you later you little twerp, Team Rocket's blasting off again!"