Title: Christmas Carols, Hogwarts Style
Author: Mikayla Syaora Yakaishi Winner
Disclaimer: I own no rights to the characters I use in this ummm…fanfic. I also don't own the songs I made parodies to.
Rating: G
Author's Notes: This is all in the name of fun and Christmas. We should all go caroling…with these songs.
Draco, The Bouncing Ferret(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Lucius and 'Cissa,
And Nott and Crabbe, (Works best if you pronounce it Not-tea and Crab-be)
Goyle and Pansy,
And Riddle and Snapey,
But do you recall the most famous Slytherin of all?
Draco, the Blonde-Haired Malfoy,
Was a very snobbish boy.
And if you ever met him,
You would even say it's so.
All of the other students,
Used to hex and curse him lots.
They always let his father,
Pay his way in everything.
Then one interesting school year,
Mad-Eye came to say:
"Draco, with your sneakiness,
Won't you be my pet ferret?"
Then how the students teased him,
As they shouted out with glee:
"Draco, the Bouncing Ferret,
You'll go down in history."
The First Dark Lord(The First Noel)
The first Dark Lord,
The wizards did say,
Would accomplish great things (Works best if pronounced thing-ings) for power and life,
For power and life,
He would torture and kill.
Using Unforgivable curses,
Was what he did best.
Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord,
Born is the Heir of Slytherin.
The Muggles he killed,
He was never ashamed.
The guilt never passed him,
His conscience had died.
For what he craved most,
Was to be the most powerful.
He had wanted the world of magic as his.
Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord,
Born is the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter was just one,
When Voldemort came.
He had wanted to kill Lily and James too.
James, he had murdered,
And his sights were on Harry.
But alas, poor Lily gave up her own life.
Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord,
Born is the Heir of Slytherin.
And so Lily died.
But young Harry saved.
And a lightning bolt scar was all that was left.
A miracle happened,
This had lost Voldemort's power,
And so he was defeated the first time by Potter.
Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord,
Born is the Heir of Slytherin.
But still he planned,
To kill the boy,
And so he was defeated a couple more times.
A rat of a servant,
Had been foolish enough,
To aid the Dark Lord in another rising.
Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord,
Born is the Heir of Slytherin.
(Originally, The First Noel only had five verses but I haven't finished the story so I'm making up another verse.)
To a certain extent,
Harry was unharmed.
So Dumbledore cautioned the Ministry force.
The Minister was stupid,
And so now we wait,
For the next attack of Voldemort.
Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Dark Lord,
Born is the Heir of Slytherin.
Away in The Cupboard(Away in a Manger)
Away in the cupboard, young Harry awakes,
To the knocks on his door from his detested aunt.
Today was Dudley's birthday, not enough presents he gets,
So this fat person screams off his big head.
The problems resolved, off to the town zoo they go.
Freeing the Brazilian snake and caging the pig.
Then letters arrived for Mister Potter,
But into the fire they usually go.
The half-giant comes to give Dudley a tail,
And whisked Harry off to go shopping for school.
The wizarding world is where Harry belongs,
No old-fashioned family can keep him at bay.
Author's Notes: All done! Okiez, this was short but *shrugz* I've been listening to these carols over and over so it'll go with the music that I'm sick of it now, yuck! Anyways, what did you think? Review please!
