MEGA SUPER FANTASTIC MARATHON OF FUN

Written by Gabe "Read this or die" Ricard

Gabe: Welcome everyone.to the biggest event in fan fiction history

Tifa: Yeah.right

Cloud: Lets not fool ourselves Gabe

Vincent: Very.very sad

Gabe: ugh.anyway.it was five years ago that I began work on the ff7 series, publishing it in notebooks with the hope of putting it online.that became a reality a year and a half ago when I began publishing it. After rejections by RPGamer amongst others the series found it's home at FF.NET.

Cloud: How long is this little speech going to last?

Gabe: AS LONG AS IT FUCKING TAKES!

Cid: (Lighting a cigarette) Hurry up already.

Gabe: ANYWAYS.the series started off with some fairly rough edges. The swearing was more like this.%^*$#.the humor was almost entirely borrowed from the sources of inspiration and the plots were fairly standard

Barret: Not unlike now

Gabe: Wait till you see what I'm doing to YOU in season TWO!!!

Barret: .

Gabe: Now then, a full twenty-episode season later, the series has finally evolved into what I had hoped it would be. The second season is on the verge of being introduced but something hit me

Aeris: This series is a sham?

Gabe: No.that it's been a long time since the series has been at the front of the ff7 section of FF.NET.so.to reintroduce you to the series.here is every single episode of the first season.one after another.so when season two finally does come about

Cloud: This whole annoying and poorly written mess will make at least a little sense

Gabe: Right.so sits back and enjoy.let's go

Vincent: I need to.tie my shoe

Gabe: Fine.(Everyone leaves)

Vincent: (Sings softly) Don't you.forget about me

Cloud and Cid: Get over here! (Yanks him away)

Onto Episode One!!!!!!