Author's Note: You're gonna like this. I know you will.
Disclaimers: All Harry Potter characters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling, Warner Bros., Bloomsbury Publishing, Scholastic Inc., and various others. I own nothing but the title and plot of the story.
Summary: Four seventh years are very bored during the Xmas holidays. Until they decide to play truth or dare with a twist: you have to take off an article of clothing off every time you refuse a dare. They certainly have lots of fun …
Genre: Humour with a touch of romance between Lily and James.
Rating: PG 13
Truth or Dare: The Stripping Version – by AGENT BAMBI
Chapter II: Who does it land on?
… on Sirius.
"Dare."
"Wear a tutu for the rest of the game, or until you decide to take something off!"
"Okay … I guess it would be okay."
Sirius put on a pink, frilly tutu.
"Sexy!" Lily joked.
"Oh, shut up!" Sirius complained.
He spun the bottle and it landed on Felicity.
"Truth or dare, Felicity?"
"Truth."
"Do you like me, Fliss?"
"Yeah, well you're a nice guy!" Fliss said, not quite telling the truth.
"No! Not that way … as a boyfriend!" Sirius laughed.
"Maybe!" Fliss said.
"If you don't say yes or no, then take something off!"
"Okay, I do like Sirius … so what?"
Blushing deeply, she spun the bottle on James.
"Dare!" he said before she could ask him 'Truth or dare?'
"Tongue Sirius!" she said, wanting to get Sirius back for that question.
"OH MY GOD! NO WAY!" James protested.
He pulled off his pants, leaving only his green and yellow boxers.
"Okay, don't ask me to take anything else off! Please!"
"Why?" Lily laughed.
"I wonder …" James said sarcastically, and spun the bottle, which landed on Lily.
"Truth or dare, Lily?"
"Dare, thanks."
It was payback time.
"Tongue Fliss!" James giggled, sounding most unlike himself.
"NOT ON MY LIFE!" Lily yelled at him, furiously.
"Then take your top off!"
"No, I'll take my pants off."
She pulled off her black flares, leaving her in her singlet top, underwear, shoes, and socks.
"WOOHOO!" Sirius yelled.
Lily gave him an annoyed look.
She spun the bottle and it landed on …
"Fliss, truth or dare?"
"Who do you like best, James or Sirius?"
"Umm … I'm not telling!" Fliss said and took off her jumper.
She spun the bottle, which landed on James.
"Dare!" he said promptly.
"Okay …" Fliss said, "Put on some of Lily's Muggle clothes … including underwear!"
"FLISS!" Lily hissed angrily.
"Sure!" James told them, happy to have a chance of putting some more clothes on.
He ran to Lily's wardrobe and pulled out a mini skirt and underwear.
Lily put her face in her hands. This can't be happening!
James went behind the door and got changed.
"Lily, I really like your red bra!" he teased. "Oh, and Sirius, you'll probably already have noticed this, but did you know that Lily wears a C-cup?" he added.
Lily groaned as Sirius said, "Cool! Can I touch it, Lily?"
"NO!" Lily said, irritably. She was getting pissed off.
"Ooh! Calm down, Lil!" Fliss said.
James spun the bottle. It landed on Lily.
"Truth," she said miserably.
"What do you wish for, most of all?"
"For my parents not to have been murdered by Lord Voldemort."
Fliss cried, "Don't say that name!"
After that, everyone was silent, while Lily spun the bottle, which landed back on James. Lily was in a better mood now.
"Kiss my cat on the lips!" she said after he picked 'dare.'
"Eeew!" he said, sounding much like a girl, "I could get sick!"
He pulled off his sneakers and spun the bottle.
"Sirius? Truth or dare?"
"Who do you like?" James asked him. Actually, he already knew, but he wanted Sirius to say it in front of the girls.
"Uh, I like all the sexy ladies out there!" Sirius said, while Lily and Fliss giggled madly.
Sirius spun onto Lily.
"Dare, please."
"Have sex with James," Sirius said crazily.
"SIRIUS! Hell no! I mean … YUK!" Inside, Lily felt she actually wouldn't have minded, but, still … she took off her shoes, leaving her in a singlet top, underwear and her socks.
Lily spun the bottle which landed back on Sirius.
"Truth or dare?"
"Duh, dare!"
"YOU have sex with Jamsie!" Lily sniggered.
"LILY! I am NOT gay!" Sirius protested, and took off his pants.
"Truth or dare?" Sirius asked after the bottle landed on Fliss.
"Dare."
"Now YOU have sex with James!" Sirius said and he and Lily sniggered.
"NO!" Fliss said and took off her pants, too.
Fliss spun the bottle, "Sirius? Truth or dare?"
"Dare, m' dear! Dare!" he said with a fake Scottish accent.
"Hmm … lick the floor … yes, that's a good idea … lick the floor!"
Sirius thought for a moment, "Well, I can't afford to lose much more clothes … so uh, I guess I'll lick the floor …"
"EURGH!" he spat, "Disgusting!"
Sirius spun the bottle on Lily, "Truth or d-"
"TRUTH!" Lily yelled.
"Shh … who do ya like?" he wiggled his eyebrows mischeviously.
"I'm not telling you!" Lily snorted and pulled off her singlet top.
James and Sirius both watched eagerly.
"Oh, why me?" Lily muttered.
Lily spun to James, who promptly said, "Truth."
"Have you ever done any homework?"
"Err, actually, I always do my homework … but don't tell anyone … please!" James admitted.
Every one nodded their heads in agreement as James spun the glass bottle.
"Dare."
"Sing the highest note you can!"
"LAAAAAA!" Sirius sang, loudly.
McGonogall suddenly walked in.
"My, my … aren't we in trouble?" she said, looking at them disapprovingly, "What are you doing?"
"HOMEWORK!" Sirius yelled innocently, pulling out the nearest book, which happened to be the latest issue of 'Wide Open Legs'.
McGonogall raised her thin eyebrows and pursed her lips, but said nothing about the magazine.
"I doubt that … why are you all half – or more than half – naked?" She looked at their clothes, or rather, lack of them, "You will all receive a detention, fully clothed, for inappropriate behavior. Midnight, at my office. Now, get dressed and go to bed. And … if I ever catch you playing this … this game, you will be suspended from this school and I will write to your parents." She turned and left.
"Wanna play tomorrow night?" Sirius said, without a trace of sarcasm.
