Author's Note: If you like chapter two, you're gonna LOVE this one …

Disclaimers: All Harry Potter characters and settings belong to J. K. Rowling, Warner Bros., Bloomsbury Publishing, Scholastic Inc., and various others. I own nothing but the title and plot of the story.

Summary: Four seventh years are very bored during the Xmas holidays. Until they decide to play truth or dare with a twist: you have to take off an article of clothing off every time you refuse a dare. They certainly have lots of fun …

Genre: Humour with a touch of romance between Lily and James.

Rating: PG 13

Truth or Dare: The Stripping Version – by AGENT BAMBI

Chapter III: After Detention

It was already the next night, and Lily, Sirius, James and Felicity were at it again, completely ignoring McGonogall's threat to suspend them.

The previous night they had written down what each person was wearing, so they could continue instead of starting again.

Lily was wearing only underwear and socks, like Fliss, but Fliss also had shoes. Sirius was only: socks, a tutu and boxers, and James was wearing boxers, socks, bra and a mini skirt (the last two being Lily's).

Sirius spun the bottle and asked James, "Truth or dare?"

"Mmm .. dare."

"Wear a g-string for the rest of the game!"

"Um, no thanks," James laughed and took off Lily's red bra, which Sirius eagerly grabbed.

"Truth or dare, Lily?" James asked after spinning the bottle.

"Truth," Lily said, snatching her bra from Sirius.

"Are you still a virgin?"

"What do you think?"

"I think you're not."

"Well, I am, for your information. I'm not a slut or something," Lily cried then spun the bottle, "Truth or dare?"

Sirius said, "Truth."

"Are you a virgin?"

"Uh, definitely not!" Sirius laughed, "what do you take me for?"

"Who was your first, then?" Lily inquired.

"Leave that for another question."

Sirius spun on Felicity, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth, I suppose."

"Alright, are you a virgin?" Sirius wiggled his eyebrows.

"Yes," Fliss said.

"How about I change that?" Sirius smirked, which resulted as a slap from Fliss.

"Truth or dare, James," Fliss asked.

"Truth … and no I am defiantly not a virgin, coz I know you were about to ask it."

"Uh, alright then, who was your first?"

"You know Moaning Myrtle, that ghost in the girls toilet? Yeah, well why do you think I started calling her Moaning Myrtle?" James joked.

"Serious?" Lily asked.

"No, but he is," James pointed to Sirius.

"Seriously, though, who was your first?"

James snuck a glance at Sirius and laughed, "His cousin's friend, Marina Chase, from Ravenclaw."

"Was she good?" Sirius asked seriously, "I never did her."

Lily and Fliss rolled their eyes, the guys were talking about girls as mere sex-objects.

"Not the best I've had, but she wasn't bad. You know the tongue thing that I told you Katherine Bonne does, yeah, she does it, too."

"Um, what tongue thing?" Lily inquired uncertainly.

"Well its like –"

"Actually, I don't want to know," Lily changed her mind.

James spun the bottle to Sirius, "Truth or dare?"

"Another truth, I suppose."

"Who was your first?" James asked, knowing the answer would embarrass Sirius.

"James!" he cried, and pulled off the tutu.

It was Fliss' turn to be asked, "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," she replied.

"Fuck me," he said simply, knowing she would say no and take something off.

"No," she said predictably, and took off her shoes.

Fliss spun the bottle to James, "Truth or dare?"

"What's with that 'Wide Open Legs' magazine?"

James smiled at Sirius, then said, "What do you think?"

"I don't know," Fliss said, "But if you don't answer, you gotta take something off."

"Fine," James pulled off the mini skirt.

James spun on Lily, "Truth or dare?"

"Finally – uh, truth."

"Who do you wanna see naked first, me or Sirius?"

"I am so not answering that!" Lily pulled off her socks, so she was only wearing her underwear.

Lily spun to Sirius, who promptly said, "Truth."

"Alright, who do you wanna see naked first? Me or Fliss?"

"Fliss," he said casually.

Fliss blushed, "Um."

"Dare," James said when Sirius spun on him.

"Umm, let me think … eat my shorts!" he laughed, imitating Bart Simpson.

"Not your boxer shorts I hope?"

"No, these shorts," Sirius conjured up some shorts.

"Alright," James said, and with a flick of his wand, turned the shorts into an ice-cream and ate it.

"Good thinking," Sirius said.

"Lily, truth or dare?"

"Um, dare."

"Suck my cock, bitch," James laughed.

"No way!"

"Then take something off!"

"No way!" Lily said again.

"Then suck my cock!"

Suddenly, Remus appeared in the doorway, locking it behind him and saving Lily from either taking her underwear off or sucking James', uh, dick.

"What are you guys doing?" he said suspiciously.

"Play strip truth or dare," Sirius responded happily.

"Where have you been?" Lily asked.

"Sick. In the Hospital Wing."

"Oh, sorry."

"Its okay. Hey, can I watch?" Remus asked, eyeing Lily and Fliss.

"Not unless you play," Lily smirked.

"Fine, I'll play."

"Who were we up to?"

"I don't know," Lily lied, "Lets start with Remus, he can have an extra four questions or dares, one from each of us."

"Ok," James agreed and wanting to embarrass Remus in front of the girls said, "I'll go first. Remus, who was your first?"

"First what?"

"First girl you fucked," James said slowly.

"James!" Remus cried and pulled off his shirt, leaving him in his pants, boxer and shoes and socks.

"Me next," Lily said, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth," Remus replied carefully.

"What's your deepest, darkest secret?"

Remus looked uneasily at James and Sirius, and an odd shiver passed over his face, "I'm not telling," he said and pulled off his shoes.

"Remus, truth or dare?" asked Sirius, moments before Fliss.

"Dare."

"Dare? Um, okay … pretend to be a wittle, baby wabbit," Sirius said in a baby voice.

"I don't know how!" Remus exclaimed.

"Have a go, we might let you off," Lily said.

Remus pathetically hopped around.

"No, not good enough, take something off."

Remus took off his pants as Fliss asked, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth," Remus replied, now completely fearing dare.

"Alright, you tell me what James and Sirius were doing with that magazine."

"What magazine?"

"The one called 'Wide Open Legs'."

"Um, maybe I shouldn't say, you know what I mean? Its' our biggest secret, ya know?" Remus laughed, glancing at James and Sirius.

Fliss pouted, "Take something off, then."

Remus rolled his eyes and removed his socks, "Now, this is really unfair, I just started, and you guys have more clothes than me!"

Knock, knock, knock.

"Shit!" Sirius hissed, "Felicity, go into my bed, James hide in yours with Lily, but make sure she's hidden and Remus go to your bed."

"Who is it?" he asked the knocker.

"Its Professor McGonogall. Open the door."

"Coming, Professor," Sirius said and opened the door for her.

"Why are you in only your underwear?" she asked Sirius, looking down at him.

Sirius blushed, "I just got out of bed, I was sleeping."

"Then what's that lump in your bed?"

"Um."

McGonogall pulled back the covers, revealing Fliss.

"I highly doubt you were sleeping, Mr Black," she smirked, then moved onto James' bed and pulled back the covers.

"Mr Potter, Miss Evans, please don't try to tell me you were sleeping?"

"But, we were!"

"Together?"

"It was cold!" James exclaimed.

"Then maybe you should have put on more clothes," McGonogall said, eyeing Lily in her bra and panties, then James in his boxers.

She moved over to Remus' bed and pulled back the covers, "Mr Lupin?"

"Yes?" he said innocently, "I was sleeping soundly until you all started talking, you can't blame me!"

"Where is Mr Pettigrew?" she asked.

"He's in the Hospital Wing, he has a broken arm."

"Alright, then," McGonogall said, "I'm going to leave you to your, uh, activities in bed, but please don't make so much noise next time!"

Everyone burst out laughing as soon as McGonogall left the room.

"So, Lily, lets get back to our 'activities in bed'," James laughed then added, "quietly."

"No, I'm too tired now, maybe tomorrow," she replied much to James' surprise.

"Only joking," she said a second later.

The End.