Chapter 2- Save The Last Ape-Queen
(They come approaching the spaceball2 spacecraft landed on the ground as Lonestar wonders what we are going to do to get around it.)
"Maybe we can jam it like we did the last time boss?" Said Barf eagerly.
"Nah then they will know for sure it was us. We are going to have to take a different approach on it this time," Lonestar explained.
"Like what?" Barf became confused yet again.
"We are going to trash it!"
Barf becomes very excited at this point, "Ohhh yay! May I do the honors?"
"Go right ahead," Lonestar answered.
"Yes Sir, this radar is trashed for good," Barf says as he fires a huge trashcan full of baby poop and bananna peels toward the radar satellite.
They land on the other side of the ship and walk into the ship the back way in the emergency exit. The whole place can't hear the alarm go off because the air is so limited that the sound currently out of order within the whole ship to conserve oxygen. They walk in with their pants on their heads and their shirts attached like pants so maybe they would be considered part of the traveling circus crew. Getting into the imprisoned area they find queen latifa, Oprah, Ricky Lake, and Jenny Jones all in one room. Barf opens the door asking why they are there.
Jenny Jones wrote on a piece of paper, "They imprisoned us and took our voices away by putting us into this silenced ship because they think we talk too much! Please help us!"
Barf Shakes his head and leaves. Lonestar shows him where the Queen is, and they both walk in to get her. She is described as the ugliest, hairiest thing that ever walked the galexy. From the look on his face, Barf looks as if she's the most beautiful creature he's ever seen. She looks back at him the same way.
(Meanwhile...back in the desert)
"dink dink dink dink..."
"...and spaceballs the crayon box, spaceballs the 3 story house, spaceballs the spaceballs, spaceballs the tank engine, spaceballs the time traveler , spaceballs the Mark Mcguire..."
(Anyway back in the spaceballs 2 station)
Someone turns the sound on, aparently they have conserved enough oxygen in order to speak again. A spaceball dressed in blue because black and white are such boring colors comes running out after the brave men er and dog
"Hey I'm a mog!" Oooh that's right Mog and they yell "Wait a minute you aren't supposed to be here!"
Running after them and shooting, the spaceballs start to catch up to Lonestar, Barf, and the Ape Queen. Then suddenly the Queen Isabella yells, "You both climb on my back!"
Lonestar and Barf looked at eachother confused.
"Oh just do it!" she added.
They did as they were told. Queen Isabella with two full grown males on her back runs as fast as she can, jumps up to the ceiling and out a trap door that leads her into a tunnel that seems to never end. Finally she lands out the cargo pit and eventually to another back door.
"FINALLY" Lonestar sighed, as they galloped into the winabego.
Soon enough they were taking off and heading back to plannet of the apes to drop off the queen.
"About time I got out of there," The Queen said.
"I have a question for you your magesty," Lonestar announced, "How could they capture such a strong female such as yourself?"
"Well they are brainwashing all of the apes one by one on the planet of apes to take control and go against me....my own forces are fighting against me, and I only have a few left on my side, or at least I did when I left"
"You are so gorgeous. You are so beautiful my queen" Barf said as he kissed her feet.
Lonestar rolled his eyes as he added, "Do you have any idea how this started?"
Barf repeated "You are so beautiful...so gorgeous my queen"
"SHUT UP BARF" Lonestar yelled.
Barf was disgusted with the way Lonestar was acting and went to the other room to eat some dog food and listen to his 1980's 8 tracks.
"Not exactly, but it started somewhere around the time that spaceball 1 was blown up by you actually and the second one came into play. The first one turned into some giant lady or something, but the spaceball 2 from my observance doesn't transform at all," She said answering Lonestar's question.
"Hmm there must be something else on there, some special feature, and until we find it, and destroy it, your planet is doomed to wilt and wollow with enemies of you," Lonestar explained.
"You think you can really help me, you can really solve my problem?" she asked.
"Yes but you can't stay at your home, you will be eaten alive there, you must go home to my wife and hide out with her. That will be the best place for you." Lonestar suggested.
"Oh but of course thank you," she said graciously.
(Meanwhile back in Druidia)
"Gosh it takes him and barf a long time to just say Hi," Vespa Thinks to herself.
(They come approaching the spaceball2 spacecraft landed on the ground as Lonestar wonders what we are going to do to get around it.)
"Maybe we can jam it like we did the last time boss?" Said Barf eagerly.
"Nah then they will know for sure it was us. We are going to have to take a different approach on it this time," Lonestar explained.
"Like what?" Barf became confused yet again.
"We are going to trash it!"
Barf becomes very excited at this point, "Ohhh yay! May I do the honors?"
"Go right ahead," Lonestar answered.
"Yes Sir, this radar is trashed for good," Barf says as he fires a huge trashcan full of baby poop and bananna peels toward the radar satellite.
They land on the other side of the ship and walk into the ship the back way in the emergency exit. The whole place can't hear the alarm go off because the air is so limited that the sound currently out of order within the whole ship to conserve oxygen. They walk in with their pants on their heads and their shirts attached like pants so maybe they would be considered part of the traveling circus crew. Getting into the imprisoned area they find queen latifa, Oprah, Ricky Lake, and Jenny Jones all in one room. Barf opens the door asking why they are there.
Jenny Jones wrote on a piece of paper, "They imprisoned us and took our voices away by putting us into this silenced ship because they think we talk too much! Please help us!"
Barf Shakes his head and leaves. Lonestar shows him where the Queen is, and they both walk in to get her. She is described as the ugliest, hairiest thing that ever walked the galexy. From the look on his face, Barf looks as if she's the most beautiful creature he's ever seen. She looks back at him the same way.
(Meanwhile...back in the desert)
"dink dink dink dink..."
"...and spaceballs the crayon box, spaceballs the 3 story house, spaceballs the spaceballs, spaceballs the tank engine, spaceballs the time traveler , spaceballs the Mark Mcguire..."
(Anyway back in the spaceballs 2 station)
Someone turns the sound on, aparently they have conserved enough oxygen in order to speak again. A spaceball dressed in blue because black and white are such boring colors comes running out after the brave men er and dog
"Hey I'm a mog!" Oooh that's right Mog and they yell "Wait a minute you aren't supposed to be here!"
Running after them and shooting, the spaceballs start to catch up to Lonestar, Barf, and the Ape Queen. Then suddenly the Queen Isabella yells, "You both climb on my back!"
Lonestar and Barf looked at eachother confused.
"Oh just do it!" she added.
They did as they were told. Queen Isabella with two full grown males on her back runs as fast as she can, jumps up to the ceiling and out a trap door that leads her into a tunnel that seems to never end. Finally she lands out the cargo pit and eventually to another back door.
"FINALLY" Lonestar sighed, as they galloped into the winabego.
Soon enough they were taking off and heading back to plannet of the apes to drop off the queen.
"About time I got out of there," The Queen said.
"I have a question for you your magesty," Lonestar announced, "How could they capture such a strong female such as yourself?"
"Well they are brainwashing all of the apes one by one on the planet of apes to take control and go against me....my own forces are fighting against me, and I only have a few left on my side, or at least I did when I left"
"You are so gorgeous. You are so beautiful my queen" Barf said as he kissed her feet.
Lonestar rolled his eyes as he added, "Do you have any idea how this started?"
Barf repeated "You are so beautiful...so gorgeous my queen"
"SHUT UP BARF" Lonestar yelled.
Barf was disgusted with the way Lonestar was acting and went to the other room to eat some dog food and listen to his 1980's 8 tracks.
"Not exactly, but it started somewhere around the time that spaceball 1 was blown up by you actually and the second one came into play. The first one turned into some giant lady or something, but the spaceball 2 from my observance doesn't transform at all," She said answering Lonestar's question.
"Hmm there must be something else on there, some special feature, and until we find it, and destroy it, your planet is doomed to wilt and wollow with enemies of you," Lonestar explained.
"You think you can really help me, you can really solve my problem?" she asked.
"Yes but you can't stay at your home, you will be eaten alive there, you must go home to my wife and hide out with her. That will be the best place for you." Lonestar suggested.
"Oh but of course thank you," she said graciously.
(Meanwhile back in Druidia)
"Gosh it takes him and barf a long time to just say Hi," Vespa Thinks to herself.
