Chapter 3 - The Mass Of Incandescent Gas
"Hey Honey I'm home!" Lonestar yells as He, Barf and the Queen enter the palace.
Princess Vespa walks in the room happily "Oh honey I'm so glad you're.. brought some friends didn't you?"
"Yes actually Barf and I are on another mission. The planet of the apes is being taken over by those despicable Spaceballs, and Queen Isabella here is in danger! Can she stay here with you?"
"Of course she can!" she whispers in Lonestar's ear, "She's not dangerous is she?"
"OF COURSE NOT! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!" Barf yells overhearing even though he was supposed to have that little crush on Dot Matrix from the first movie!
"I am not! She's a robot.there would be no way we could.well never mind."
Ok, ok fine! Anyway back to the story.
So Barf and Lonestar headed off on their mission.
"Ok Barf lets set a course for Planet Bob!"
"Planet Bob? Why Planet Bob?" Barf asks.
Lonestar hits Barf upside his head, "You idiot! That's where they were headed, remember?!"
"Oh ya!" He remembers.
So they head off towards Planet Bob, passing Planet Corey, Planet Jason, Planet Paul, Planet Meghan, and even Planet Angie.
"What planet did we just past barf??"
"Umm Planet George. Or maybe it was Planet Sam?" Barf replies nervously.
"No, that was nearly ten planets back there." Lonestar points behind him. "Don't tell me we are lost!"
"Ok I won't!"
All of a sudden they see a bright light ahead of them shining right into the windshield blinding Lonestar and Barf. This couldn't be Planet Bob could it? No it wasn't. They noticed what they were flying into when their beer cup holders, hats, and most importantly Barf's '80s 8-tracks in the back were starting to melt.
"NOT MY 8-TRACKS!!!!" Barf yells as he jumps out of his seat without getting his seatbelt off just to land right back on his ass in the seat again.
"Now that's REALLY gonna leave a mark!" Lonestar chuckles.
"Shut up!"
Lonestar realizes that they are still running in to what appears to be..
"THE SUN!!" they both yell as they make space tracks and head the opposite way just in the knick of time.
"Oh that was close. If we were to go any further we would have become a mass of incandescent gas!" Barf says in relief.
"A gigantic nuclear furnace?" Lonestar asks Barf.
"Ya! Where Hydrogen is built into Helium."
"At a temperature of millions of degrees" Lonestar and Barf start singing.
Both go on singing the They Might Be Giants song until about the middle of the second verse on account that they ran out of gas.again.
"Oh no boss the sun must have burned up all of our gas!"
"I knew we should have gotten another can of liquid Schwartz!" Lonestar cries panicking. "We can crash on this lovely planet. And hopefully not die!"
"Anything is better than that awful desert we were in last time." Barf exclaimed.
They crashed on what appeared to be a rather large deserted island.or so they thought.
"Hey Honey I'm home!" Lonestar yells as He, Barf and the Queen enter the palace.
Princess Vespa walks in the room happily "Oh honey I'm so glad you're.. brought some friends didn't you?"
"Yes actually Barf and I are on another mission. The planet of the apes is being taken over by those despicable Spaceballs, and Queen Isabella here is in danger! Can she stay here with you?"
"Of course she can!" she whispers in Lonestar's ear, "She's not dangerous is she?"
"OF COURSE NOT! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!" Barf yells overhearing even though he was supposed to have that little crush on Dot Matrix from the first movie!
"I am not! She's a robot.there would be no way we could.well never mind."
Ok, ok fine! Anyway back to the story.
So Barf and Lonestar headed off on their mission.
"Ok Barf lets set a course for Planet Bob!"
"Planet Bob? Why Planet Bob?" Barf asks.
Lonestar hits Barf upside his head, "You idiot! That's where they were headed, remember?!"
"Oh ya!" He remembers.
So they head off towards Planet Bob, passing Planet Corey, Planet Jason, Planet Paul, Planet Meghan, and even Planet Angie.
"What planet did we just past barf??"
"Umm Planet George. Or maybe it was Planet Sam?" Barf replies nervously.
"No, that was nearly ten planets back there." Lonestar points behind him. "Don't tell me we are lost!"
"Ok I won't!"
All of a sudden they see a bright light ahead of them shining right into the windshield blinding Lonestar and Barf. This couldn't be Planet Bob could it? No it wasn't. They noticed what they were flying into when their beer cup holders, hats, and most importantly Barf's '80s 8-tracks in the back were starting to melt.
"NOT MY 8-TRACKS!!!!" Barf yells as he jumps out of his seat without getting his seatbelt off just to land right back on his ass in the seat again.
"Now that's REALLY gonna leave a mark!" Lonestar chuckles.
"Shut up!"
Lonestar realizes that they are still running in to what appears to be..
"THE SUN!!" they both yell as they make space tracks and head the opposite way just in the knick of time.
"Oh that was close. If we were to go any further we would have become a mass of incandescent gas!" Barf says in relief.
"A gigantic nuclear furnace?" Lonestar asks Barf.
"Ya! Where Hydrogen is built into Helium."
"At a temperature of millions of degrees" Lonestar and Barf start singing.
Both go on singing the They Might Be Giants song until about the middle of the second verse on account that they ran out of gas.again.
"Oh no boss the sun must have burned up all of our gas!"
"I knew we should have gotten another can of liquid Schwartz!" Lonestar cries panicking. "We can crash on this lovely planet. And hopefully not die!"
"Anything is better than that awful desert we were in last time." Barf exclaimed.
They crashed on what appeared to be a rather large deserted island.or so they thought.
