Chapter 4- The "Deserted" Island

Walking off the ship they were greeted by the natives.

"Welcome to my Island!" says a scrawny old man with a white hat and a wrinkled ugly red shirt on.

"Umm hi.what makes you think it's your Island?" Lonestar replies.

"Why the theme song." He points out to the water as the Gilligan's Island theme starts to play.

Lonestar and Barf bob their heads like idiots actually liking the song.

"Aren't you supposed to be younger? Why are you so wrinkly?" Barf says questionably.

"Well I can't stay young forever you know I mean we were only broadcasted outside Nick at Night during the 50's and 60's!" Gilligan replied, "Besides, I'm the best looking one around here left. You should see Ginger, and Maryanne, and the Skipper, and."

"We get the idea. Are you the only people on this island?" Lonestar rudely interrupted.

"There hadn't been for a long time but just recently some strange people have been showing up.on the other side of the Island. I won't go near them. They scare me too much."

"So you wouldn't be able to guide us to where they are then?"

"Nope sorry I need some sleep to catch up on! Aloha"

They say bye to the strange old man and search for the others dwelling on this Island. Searching for hours at a time through the forest and on the other side, they couldn't find anyone. Ran into Ginger and Maryanne. "You bet we did.I liked them better in the 50's!"

"BARF QUIT INTERRUPTING THE NARRATOR! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME!"

It's ok really.

"No it isn't I apologize for my hairy friend over there."

Apology accepted. Anyway. As I was saying, Nightfall came quick, and that's when they finally found a group of people sitting around a campfire, discussing something. They walked up to the group hoping they could find out some information on how to fix their ship.

Barf, being the rude idiot he is goes up to them and yells "Hey guys! Whacha doin?"

Everyone sitting around the campfire jumps and screams as if they had seen a ghost.

"IT'S A TALKING DOG! RUN EVERYONE!" Some lady yelled.

"IT'S A SURVIVOR SHOW RUN BARF!" Lonestar screamed.

Lonestar and Barf ran all the way back to the ship to find a message on the dashboard.

Dinkdink,

Dink dink dink! Dink dink dink dink dink! Dink dink dink dink, dink dink dink dinkdinkdink. DINK DINK DINK!

Dink dinkdink dinkdink!

Dink dinks

"Hey! The Dink Dinks came by!!! How cool!" Barf excitedly tells Lonestar.

"Well, what does it say???"

Barf holds it up, then holds it sideways, then holds it upside-down trying to figure out what it says, "I don't know!"

"Oh great now what are we going to do"

The professor approaches the two overhearing everything they said, "I have a translation machine I invented here you want to translate it?"

"Sure!" They both agreed.

They walked to his grass hut to try it out on the translation machine of the professors only to find out that it didn't work.

"I'm sorry guys the translation machine doesn't know Dink." He says just as Maryanne walks in the hut.

"Let me take a look at that letter boys maybe I can read it! After all I used to be with a Dink!"

"That's just plain wrong," Lonestar added under his breath.

"Uh huh" Barf and the Professor agree.

"Here we go," Maryanne says, about to read the letter, "Lonestar, we took the liberty in providing you a supposed lifetime supply of liquid Schwartz! Use it up quickly because they expire by New Years."

"UGH" Lonestar and Barf grunt.

"I know I know, but we can't afford to create anymore! Yogurt and his 'Mourchandising' are driving us crazy. Sorry for the trouble. See you soon! (Hopefully so you can save us from this crazy old man)

Adios,

The Dinks."

Just barely letting Maryanne finish reading the letter, Barf and Lonestar hop in the Winnebago and take off.