A/N- lol, in case you were worried Hermione would do something stupid, she won't. I'm gonna have her do something so great that you'll see the glimmer of the great, proud Hermione in her darkest days. Well, soon... maybe or maybe not this chapter.... I gotta decide how long I want this chapter. :-)



9-15
It's morning now, and Lavender and Parvati already went down for breakfast. I don't want to eat. I'm to fat to eat. So I'm just looking at all of the new stuff I have. I spent all of my money on the trip to Hogsmeade last night. I mean, the money meant to last ALL YEAR!!!!! It's barley two weeks into the school year, and I spent more money now than I usually do in two years! What's happening to me? I think I'm going to return some stuff tonight, but this means to break the rules! Do I dare? Well, I guess I have to. Wait, Harry does have that map to Hogsmeade still, right? I better ask him later.

~ Mylee (Who's really Hermione)

Later, after the sneak to Hogsmeade

I went down to Hogsmeade earlier, after dinner. I borrowed Harry's map, which took forever to follow. I left at 6 PM, and when I got there it was nearly 10. Luckily, all of the shops were still opened. I took back all of my makeup except for one of each item I got there, and I return all of my jewelry except one braclet, one necklace, one package of butterfly clips, one anklet (which I think are very silly, but if Lavender and Parvati ever found out about this trip... oh dear). I returned the blue robe and exchanged it for the cheapest they had that was similar to the one they showed me. I was so bushed that I went to go get a bottle of butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks, but I couldn't because Hagrid, Proffessor Snape, and Proffessor Dumbledore were all in there! I think Hagrid spotted me. If only I had Harry's invisibility cloak... Anyway, by the time I got back into the Gryffindor Common Room it was past 4 AM, and dawn was peaking on the horizon. Lavender and Parvati were asleep when I got in there. It might have been late, but I was lucky that I was able to do all that without being caught. I got back 6 galleons! I hope never to spend that much ever again. Now I have to pretend I still HAVE all of that stuff..

~Mylee

9-16
I was so bushed from last night, or, well, this morning, that I accidentally slept through breakfast. Not that I was going to eat anything. I put on my robes and opened the makeup. I had saved my bright blue eyeshadow, and I put it all over my eyes. How do you do all of this stuff, anyway? I put the blush in a huge circle on my cheeks, then I put on the lipstick and sprayed on the perfume. I couldn't smell it at first, so I put on 6 more sprays. Then I used the magic hair gel. When I walked into Charms later, everyone looked shocked. Harry and Ron pretended to pass out from the perfume. Wait, were they pretending? Ah, nevermind. Everyone else started to laugh. I felt so humiliated, that I ran out of the room and straight to the bathrooms. I tried so hard to wash off all of the makeup, but none of it came off. I ended up doing a scourging charm to get rid of it. Now my head looks like a huge red lollipop with hair. I don't think it will go away for a long time.

~Mylee/Hermione

9-26
Guess what. It didn't. My head turned so red that I had to go to the hospital wing for three days! Harry and Ron visited me each day, and Ron gave me a red rose all three times. I thought he was being really nice and he flattered me until he started laughing and my lollipop head. When he left, Harry stayed behind a minute and told me that Ron didn't mean it when he laughed, but I don't know. Honestly, I shouldn't be worrying about boys right now! Oh yes, Lavender and Parvati didn't visit me once. Their excuse was, "Ohh, we were soo busy with homework." suuure..... They didn't want to see my lame excuse for a head, that's all.

Another thing I shouldn't be worrying about is my grades. I should really do good. The day I got back from the hospital wing I took the History of Magic Test. a 47%. Terrible, but this time Neville got lower than me. Why should I care if someone gets lower than me???? Do I really need to do better than people to feel good about myself? I guess yes, because I do it all of the time.

I looked at all of my grades in all of my classes. They are all either B- or lower. I have an F in transfiguration. Professor McGonnagall wanted to see me after class. She said she noticed how Lavender and Parvati were effecting me, and not in a good way. Her eyes glanced up to my caked-on makeup on my face that Lavender put on. She's been doing it for the last couple of days. I told Proffessor McGonnagall that I'm going to bring my grades up. I will, too. Is popularity really so important to me that I should have my grades suffer? Of course not. I'm not going to. I guess I won't tell Lavender or Parvati this, though, will I?

~Hermione as Mylee

10-3
My grades are fairing better. I have As in all of my classes, and the ditz twins are none the wiser.

I also got so mad today at Lavender and Parvati that I was ready to tear off their heads. They kept on pressuring me to do a prank on Ron. Of course I said no, but they did it anyway. Well, when he walked into the common room they magically dumped cold chicken broth on him. The worst part was that he turned into a chicken when it hit him! He looked so embarressed, I felt sooooo bad for him. He looked at me with those hurt eyes like it was MY idea to do that! I wanted to run after him to tell him I refused to do it, but he ran off too fast.

I turned towards Lavender and Parvati and told them some.. .well.. not nice things that I was advised not to repeat, and then I went to bed. I don't know whether or not the ditz twins'll like me anymore, but right now, I don't care.

~Girl formerly known as Mylee and also formerly known and Hermione



A/N I think this was too short, but i don't feel like writing anymore. lol. Besides, i get to open a present tonight! lol. Anyway, on your reviews, tell me wether or not you want the ditz twins to take back Hermione not, I don't know which way to go. Thanks! Merry Christmas! :-)