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Summery: The magic of Christmas, some crazy things happen .... but what?

A/N: Once again, sorry if this is a bit short, and if the chars are out of character, but still review please!





Chapter Two



Rory gasped, 'Oh .. my .... god ... '

Lorelai, obviously, thought this was some kind of a joke, I mean, Luke was kneeling infront of her with a small ringbox, it HAD to be a joke .... right?

Luke, hesitating once more, said, 'Lorelai Gilmore, will you marry me?'

Lorelai was rather shocked, she didn't really know what to say, so she ended up saying, 'Don't forget to say please.'

He looked a bit confused, but did as she said, 'Lorelai Gilmore, will you -please- marry me?'

Lorelai was still a bit shocked, but she said, 'Well, Rory does need a dad ... so, yea, I'll marry you, but you better behave and give me free coffee.'

'It's bad for you, Lorelai.'

'You still have to give me coffee.'

'No.'

'But if you don't give me coffee, evil garden gnomes will take over the world!'

'You're crazy ... '

'I might be insane ... but you still love me'

'You're still crazy.'

'Give me some coffee!!!'

'No.'

'If you don't give me some coffee, I'm going to hurt you ... '

'No, and you wouldn't be able to.'

'Fine then, if you don't give me some coffee I won't stop talking!.'

'Fine, you get coffee.'