A short time ago, myself, my roommate Makoto, and our friend Rob-chan were talking, and Makoto-chan threw out the line "Jingle bells, Rezo smells." Lo and behold, Rob turned out to be a pretty good filker. ^_^. So, for the next several days, I'll be running a series of Slayers Christmas filks brought to you by him. Enjoy!

The one that started it all . . . .

(as sung by Zelgadis Greywords, in a Santa suit, with a sprig of holly behind his right ear)

Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, Rezo smells,

That's because he's dead!

A Dark Lord ripped his body up,

And Lina took his head. Hey! (slight poetic license, but oh well. ^_^)

Jingle bells, Rezo smells,

Lying in his grave.

His nails are long, his eyes are gone,

And he really needs to shave!

^_^

More tomorrow!