"That's How the Story Goes"
When Acme was barely a dot on the map,
on the edge of a new frontier,
Destiny called on a certain P. I.
With a battle that made her career.
She was smart, she was swift,
She was armed to the teeth.
Unfearlessly jailing her foes
Packing plenty of punch
in her high tempered sheath
Yeah, that's how the story goes.
A terrible thief stepped onto the scene,
trying to carve out a niche of his own.
His brutal attacking sent everyone packing
And Carmen almost had to face him alone.
Slippery and sneaky,
had the archaeologist status of Leakey
Tried to snatch the Titanic from under our nose
(And the fact his pet seagull was smarter than
the other henchmen was rather freaky!)
Yeah, that's how the story goes
Now Carmen didn't worry,
she let loose a flurry
That left Maelstrom netted and caught
And so it was written, his rep was smitten
He had finally been overwrought
That hood had been blown
by one sleuth on her own
While striking this masterful pose
And a legend was born on that fateful morn
That's how the story goes.
Yes, that's how the story goes...
When Acme was barely a dot on the map,
on the edge of a new frontier,
Destiny called on a certain P. I.
With a battle that made her career.
She was smart, she was swift,
She was armed to the teeth.
Unfearlessly jailing her foes
Packing plenty of punch
in her high tempered sheath
Yeah, that's how the story goes.
A terrible thief stepped onto the scene,
trying to carve out a niche of his own.
His brutal attacking sent everyone packing
And Carmen almost had to face him alone.
Slippery and sneaky,
had the archaeologist status of Leakey
Tried to snatch the Titanic from under our nose
(And the fact his pet seagull was smarter than
the other henchmen was rather freaky!)
Yeah, that's how the story goes
Now Carmen didn't worry,
she let loose a flurry
That left Maelstrom netted and caught
And so it was written, his rep was smitten
He had finally been overwrought
That hood had been blown
by one sleuth on her own
While striking this masterful pose
And a legend was born on that fateful morn
That's how the story goes.
Yes, that's how the story goes...
