Fushigi Yugi Karaoke Night



** This is pretty stupid, and dumb, but oh well I was bored..** Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yugi or any of the characters in it.



Tetsuya: Hello and welcome to fushigi yugi special CHRISTMAS karaoke night!!! We have all 7 suzaku and seriyu seishi! Our first song will be sung by Miaka and Tamahome.

Miaka: Uh ohhh...

Tamahome: Umm...Miaka you did remember the words to are song, right?

Miaka: Uhh...yes...of course, lets do it!

Miaka and tamahome walk on stage and a song begins to play...

Tamahome: Chichiri, the blue haired seishi!

Miaka: Had a very shiny...umm...mask!

Hotohori: Right and Chichiri's mask is shiny how?

Tamahome: And if you ever saw it, you wouldn't even want to ask...

Chiriko: How is this relevant to the song?

Miaka: All of the other seishi!

Tamahome: Thought---

Nuriko: THAT MONKS WERE WEIRD!!!

Chichiri: AT LEAST I'M NOT A CROSS DRESSER!!

Miaka: They never let poor Chichiri,

Tamahome: Ummm...drink Tauski's beer!!!

Tasuki: (drunk) That's SAKE, ya dummy!

Miaka: Then one foggy...er...summer day!!

Tamahome: Nakago came to say,

Miaka: Chichiri, with your hair so blue,

Tamahome: Won't you make out with me tonight!!

Nakago and Chichiri: (blushing furiously) WHAT THE CRAP!?! YOU LIARS!!!!

Miaka: Then all the seishi hated him.

Chiriko: But we all love chichiri! He's my friend. (smiles)

Tamahome: And then Nakago shouted out with glee!

Miaka: Chichiri the blue haired seishi!

Tamahome: Won't you go make love with me!!!!!!!

Suddenly Nakago jumps up on stage prepared to fire a blast. Miaka and Tamahome run off stage and Nakago chases furiously after them.

Tetsuya: Ummm...Ok now...Well, folks, tune in next time to hear the drunk Tasuki sing a song! See ya later!