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Tetsuya: And now that all of our seishi have cooled down and are back here, we can call Tasuki up for the next song.

Tasuki: (drunk) UUURRRPPP!!!! ** hickop** **hickop**

Tetsuya: Uhhh...ok then, Tasuki, come up on stage.

The drunk Tasuki dizzily staggers on stage and music starts to play...

Tasuki: (sings) Nuriko, **hickop** the cross-dresser!

Tamahome and Chichiri bursts out laughing as Nuriko turns bright pink.

Tasuki: (sings) Was a very jolly soul.

Tamahome: (cracking up laughing) That's jolly as in gay!!!

Miaka: Tamahome, Tasuki, stop being so racist! Tasuki, I think you should pick a different song, and Tamahome , maybe you should be nicer to Nuriko.

Amiboshi: Yeah, Tamahome!! Do what Miaka says...um she's right you know!!(whispers to miaka) I don't know how you put up with someone like that! You should find yourself a real boyfriend.

Hotohori: (overhearing the conversation) I'm up for grabs!!!!

Tasuki: (jumps from stage and starts singing to Soi, thinking that she's Nuriko) With a purple hair and a button noes (tweaks Soi's noes) and two eyes made out of coal!!(pokes Soi's eyes)

Soi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!

Soi blasts him with her electricity up on stage where he staggers, falls, then gets back up and continues the song.

Tasuki: **hickop** Nuriko, the cross-dresser, was a fairy tale they say!!!!!!

Chichiri: Who says that? What are you talking about Tasuki?

Tasuki: He was made a boy but the seishi know how he came to be a girl one day!!!!

Chiriko: Well, technically he was still a boy...he just acted like a girl...And ummm then he sorta...Changed back...umm.yeah...Heh heh.....

Tasuki: There must have been some magic in those gold braclets he got...

Mitskake: Well DUHHHH!!

Chichiri: Taitskun did give it to him, no da!

Tasuki: For when he placed them on his **hickop** wrists, he began to become more strong!!!!

Mitskake: Like I said, DUHHHHH!!!

Tasuki: OH!!!! Nuriko, the crossdresser was as gay as he could be!!

Tamahome falls off his chair laughing while Miaka, with her head in her hands rocks back and forth, sweat dropping...-_-() Tomo silently thanks Seriyu he was not born a Suzaku sesishi.

Tasuki: And the seishi say he was really strong, not the same as you and me!!

Mitskake: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!!!! DUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tasuki: (sings) Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at Nuriko go!!

Chiriko: Where?? Where?!?! Where is he going!!! Tell me! I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!

Chiriko sniffels and begins to cry.

Chichiri: Its ok, Chiriko , no da!

Chichiri runs up to Chiriko and hugs him.

Tasuki: (sings) Thumpety**hickop**thump thump, thumpety thump thump, over the hills of snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiriko: Oh... I understand now. I KNOW ALL!

Tasuki, laughing hysterically, faints on stage with a loud "UUUUURRRRRPPPP!"

Tetsuya: Well..ok then...that was...interesting. Tune in next time folks for Fushigi Yugi Christmas karaoke!!!!!!!!!