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Tetsuya: And now that all of our seishi have cooled down and are back here, we can call Tasuki up for the next song.
Tasuki: (drunk) UUURRRPPP!!!! ** hickop** **hickop**
Tetsuya: Uhhh...ok then, Tasuki, come up on stage.
The drunk Tasuki dizzily staggers on stage and music starts to play...
Tasuki: (sings) Nuriko, **hickop** the cross-dresser!
Tamahome and Chichiri bursts out laughing as Nuriko turns bright pink.
Tasuki: (sings) Was a very jolly soul.
Tamahome: (cracking up laughing) That's jolly as in gay!!!
Miaka: Tamahome, Tasuki, stop being so racist! Tasuki, I think you should pick a different song, and Tamahome , maybe you should be nicer to Nuriko.
Amiboshi: Yeah, Tamahome!! Do what Miaka says...um she's right you know!!(whispers to miaka) I don't know how you put up with someone like that! You should find yourself a real boyfriend.
Hotohori: (overhearing the conversation) I'm up for grabs!!!!
Tasuki: (jumps from stage and starts singing to Soi, thinking that she's Nuriko) With a purple hair and a button noes (tweaks Soi's noes) and two eyes made out of coal!!(pokes Soi's eyes)
Soi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
Soi blasts him with her electricity up on stage where he staggers, falls, then gets back up and continues the song.
Tasuki: **hickop** Nuriko, the cross-dresser, was a fairy tale they say!!!!!!
Chichiri: Who says that? What are you talking about Tasuki?
Tasuki: He was made a boy but the seishi know how he came to be a girl one day!!!!
Chiriko: Well, technically he was still a boy...he just acted like a girl...And ummm then he sorta...Changed back...umm.yeah...Heh heh.....
Tasuki: There must have been some magic in those gold braclets he got...
Mitskake: Well DUHHHH!!
Chichiri: Taitskun did give it to him, no da!
Tasuki: For when he placed them on his **hickop** wrists, he began to become more strong!!!!
Mitskake: Like I said, DUHHHHH!!!
Tasuki: OH!!!! Nuriko, the crossdresser was as gay as he could be!!
Tamahome falls off his chair laughing while Miaka, with her head in her hands rocks back and forth, sweat dropping...-_-() Tomo silently thanks Seriyu he was not born a Suzaku sesishi.
Tasuki: And the seishi say he was really strong, not the same as you and me!!
Mitskake: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!!!! DUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tasuki: (sings) Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at Nuriko go!!
Chiriko: Where?? Where?!?! Where is he going!!! Tell me! I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!
Chiriko sniffels and begins to cry.
Chichiri: Its ok, Chiriko , no da!
Chichiri runs up to Chiriko and hugs him.
Tasuki: (sings) Thumpety**hickop**thump thump, thumpety thump thump, over the hills of snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chiriko: Oh... I understand now. I KNOW ALL!
Tasuki, laughing hysterically, faints on stage with a loud "UUUUURRRRRPPPP!"
Tetsuya: Well..ok then...that was...interesting. Tune in next time folks for Fushigi Yugi Christmas karaoke!!!!!!!!!
Tetsuya: And now that all of our seishi have cooled down and are back here, we can call Tasuki up for the next song.
Tasuki: (drunk) UUURRRPPP!!!! ** hickop** **hickop**
Tetsuya: Uhhh...ok then, Tasuki, come up on stage.
The drunk Tasuki dizzily staggers on stage and music starts to play...
Tasuki: (sings) Nuriko, **hickop** the cross-dresser!
Tamahome and Chichiri bursts out laughing as Nuriko turns bright pink.
Tasuki: (sings) Was a very jolly soul.
Tamahome: (cracking up laughing) That's jolly as in gay!!!
Miaka: Tamahome, Tasuki, stop being so racist! Tasuki, I think you should pick a different song, and Tamahome , maybe you should be nicer to Nuriko.
Amiboshi: Yeah, Tamahome!! Do what Miaka says...um she's right you know!!(whispers to miaka) I don't know how you put up with someone like that! You should find yourself a real boyfriend.
Hotohori: (overhearing the conversation) I'm up for grabs!!!!
Tasuki: (jumps from stage and starts singing to Soi, thinking that she's Nuriko) With a purple hair and a button noes (tweaks Soi's noes) and two eyes made out of coal!!(pokes Soi's eyes)
Soi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
Soi blasts him with her electricity up on stage where he staggers, falls, then gets back up and continues the song.
Tasuki: **hickop** Nuriko, the cross-dresser, was a fairy tale they say!!!!!!
Chichiri: Who says that? What are you talking about Tasuki?
Tasuki: He was made a boy but the seishi know how he came to be a girl one day!!!!
Chiriko: Well, technically he was still a boy...he just acted like a girl...And ummm then he sorta...Changed back...umm.yeah...Heh heh.....
Tasuki: There must have been some magic in those gold braclets he got...
Mitskake: Well DUHHHH!!
Chichiri: Taitskun did give it to him, no da!
Tasuki: For when he placed them on his **hickop** wrists, he began to become more strong!!!!
Mitskake: Like I said, DUHHHHH!!!
Tasuki: OH!!!! Nuriko, the crossdresser was as gay as he could be!!
Tamahome falls off his chair laughing while Miaka, with her head in her hands rocks back and forth, sweat dropping...-_-() Tomo silently thanks Seriyu he was not born a Suzaku sesishi.
Tasuki: And the seishi say he was really strong, not the same as you and me!!
Mitskake: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!!!! DUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tasuki: (sings) Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump, look at Nuriko go!!
Chiriko: Where?? Where?!?! Where is he going!!! Tell me! I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!
Chiriko sniffels and begins to cry.
Chichiri: Its ok, Chiriko , no da!
Chichiri runs up to Chiriko and hugs him.
Tasuki: (sings) Thumpety**hickop**thump thump, thumpety thump thump, over the hills of snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chiriko: Oh... I understand now. I KNOW ALL!
Tasuki, laughing hysterically, faints on stage with a loud "UUUUURRRRRPPPP!"
Tetsuya: Well..ok then...that was...interesting. Tune in next time folks for Fushigi Yugi Christmas karaoke!!!!!!!!!
